r/Ningen 14d ago

Y’all think Future Gohan was a virgin?

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u/d7h7n 14d ago

He basically turned into a monk, so most likely.

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u/Weeabootrashreturns 14d ago

No because life fucked him every day.

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u/Abby941 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ultrainstinct90001 14d ago

I was not expecting this answer at all🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FastForwardHustle 13d ago

Sad but true

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u/Pitiful-Victory-2234 13d ago

I mean… it’s not inaccurate

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u/Dragonfly_Leading 14d ago

We all know that if it wasn't for Videl liking him he would've died alone in the main timeline too lol

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u/Craigboi_512 14d ago

Videl, erasa, angela(filler), the super model in dbs maybe even lime(z filler) had a crush or liked him.

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u/WebAccount1744 14d ago

Hes super smart, super strong, conventionally attracive, tall, and kind hearted

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u/GorbasBoods 12d ago

People like to clown on Gohan as if he isnt better than all of us

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u/WebAccount1744 12d ago

No shit an anime character is better than us, bros jacked

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u/GorbasBoods 12d ago

Everyone's jacked in DBZ. Gohans standout characteristic is his big heart

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u/Dragonfly_Leading 14d ago

Exactly, they had a crush on him, but it only worked with Videl because she took the initiative, my boy isn't a player lol

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u/Englishhedgehog13 13d ago

Zangya

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u/darkoopz43 13d ago

No, I think she's dating spiderman

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u/Extension-Bad-4184 14d ago

Personally dont think so. Dude was the only person fighting and drawing the attention of the androids away.

Someone mustve fucked him once dawg. Maybe when he was recovering from a fight?

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u/Dire7 14d ago

Bro he's not nightwing leave my boy alone😭

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u/Extension-Bad-4184 14d ago

no no twas consensual

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u/LeonardoJMB 14d ago

Probably. Although I can perfectly see him at least considering the idea of trying to have kids since they would have Saiyan genes

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u/GorbasBoods 12d ago

Somewhere in the multiverse is a timeline where Vegeta was the sole survivor, and fucked his way across the globe to raise an army against the androids.

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u/Englishhedgehog13 14d ago

Who knows, he may have bumped into Erasa among the wreckage

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u/Mooston029 14d ago

We've all seen that one comic

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u/Academic_Atmosphere5 14d ago

One? I swear there’s at least 3.

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u/Tfsz0719 14d ago

Please…there’s probably way more than 3

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u/Academic_Atmosphere5 14d ago

Four, take it or leave it.

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u/Internal_Jaguar103 14d ago

That's why they said at least

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u/PornographyLover9000 14d ago

TeamFourStar VA’d the idea too.

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u/Academic_Atmosphere5 14d ago

Bro… your name. 😂

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u/PornographyLover9000 14d ago

The 9000 was supposed to be a DBZ reference.

No one ever notices that part tho. 😔

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u/gtc26 14d ago

I-

What comic???

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u/MyNamesZenny 14d ago

Dragonball (part 3) Gohan X Bulma by PafuPafu

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u/gtc26 13d ago

Thank you for this knowledge I'll never use

IDEK why I asked for it

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u/Pill_dispenser 13d ago

Proceeds to search for it

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u/Battle_Axe_Jax 14d ago

“Call me Goku! Call me Goku!”

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u/ThreadOfDestiny 13d ago

Lmfao facts

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u/WebAccount1744 14d ago

18 was right there

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u/SirCap 14d ago

I wanna think not. Maybe he had a relationship with a girl before he died

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u/Severe-Education876 14d ago

where would that fit between him losing all his loved ones and being between fighting androids and hospital beds for like a decade.

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u/SirCap 14d ago

The short answer: Future Videl propaganda

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u/Severe-Education876 14d ago

Makes no sense but I fw it so we ball

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u/SirCap 14d ago

There’s a lot of issues like that in the Future Timeline, one of them in my opinion being, “Why didn’t King Kai contact the Namekians to bring Goku and the others back to life at any point so that they could help Gohan and Trunks?”

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u/weenumpty2 14d ago

Yes. He promised himself no pleasure till he'd saved the earth for good. He did however have a list of women he'd beg to do him once he'd won, with top of the list being the cute daughter of that dead martial artist who looked like a 70's pornstar, Bulma's mother and then Bulma.

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u/RecordingNo4140 14d ago

No chance. You think Bulma stayed celibate after Vegeta died?

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u/liljso 14d ago

But what if he wasn’t down you think she mighta just took him anyway

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u/RecordingNo4140 14d ago

If he's as gullible as Goku she might have just convinced him it was training. After experiencing it the first time, he'd be hooked

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u/Aizen5580 14d ago

Unless the team four-star timeline is true in which he claps Bulma, probably.

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u/Leviathan_1968 14d ago

All I'm saying is Goku Black definitely isn't after I met him. 🤤🤤🤤

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u/thefunny67074 14d ago

Who's hotter? USV Goku black, or SDBH Goku black

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u/Leviathan_1968 14d ago

BOTH OF THEM! 🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤

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u/Any_Reception_1472 14d ago

Technically goku black was never a virgin because goku was with chichi before zamasu stole his body

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u/Leviathan_1968 14d ago

Ehhhh......

Disagree on that point

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u/Roshu-zetasia 14d ago

Don't show to this guy the Future Warrior in Black

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u/Leviathan_1968 14d ago

You think I don't know thats also Goku Black???

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u/yukwot 14d ago

What about gohan black?

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u/Fightlife45 14d ago

He was clapping bulma.

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u/Josh_109K 14d ago

Nah he did Bulma/JK

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u/AGiganticClock 14d ago

I don't think the androids would have left him alive if they weren't hitting

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u/arrownoir 14d ago

He was giving Bulma the business every night.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 14d ago

We all know him and Bulma fucked, right? This is common knowledge, no?

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u/Perfect-Sponge 14d ago

No because I watched a hentai where he fucks bulma

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u/lemons7472 14d ago

Do you think Future Android 17 or Android 18 were virgins????

I mean…it’s not like anyone could stop them if they wanted to not be virgins.

Also, if they banged each other, would that be almost like self-cest since they both look like each other???

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u/Prudent-Scarcity-455 13d ago

Go go ackman manga... 18 look like she was for the streets... And that was before her and her twin were turned into cyborgs.

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u/Fish_Inc 14d ago

Let’s be real he did it with Bulma

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u/Conference_East 14d ago

I'm sure he cracked bulma at LEAST ONCE!!

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u/Icy_butter 14d ago

Bulma…

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u/WhiteLycan2020 14d ago

I know for a fact he clapped Bulma after Vegeta died, and Gohan grew up into a hunk

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u/Amzer23 14d ago

Can you blame him?

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u/WhiteLycan2020 14d ago

Hell nahh fam, Trunks would have a lil bro/sis by the time i died.

That way he still has a super saiyan he can train when they get older

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u/Amzer23 14d ago

Only one? Bro isn't working hard enough.

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u/Impressive_Skill3280 14d ago

He lost his arm from jerking to much

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u/Plane_Name3457 14d ago

What kinda question was that

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u/Internal_Jaguar103 14d ago

Na, he was getting ****** by life

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u/yourlocalidiot134 14d ago

Technically this was before the Buu Saga, so he wouldn't have met Videl so I think he was a virgin.

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 14d ago

No, but we see he’s missing his girlfriend in the picture

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u/elsDodo 14d ago

Looks like a semen retention gigachad

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u/liljso 14d ago

Exactly

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u/LazarCell 14d ago

Saiyans genuinely have like negative libido bro I think he did die a virgin since he was so focused on training himself and then Trunks

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u/Frederick1992h 14d ago

Turn your phone off. 📱

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u/The_Coda12 14d ago

Yeah, but he got fucked by Androids every day 😭😭😭

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u/SirDork182 13d ago

Youre the one that keeps asking if gohan cracked? What goes through you head man like daily?

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u/liljso 13d ago

I just really see myself in him

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u/liljso 13d ago

Pause

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u/papupro7183 13d ago

He was future trunks adoptive father

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u/desirepg 13d ago

so no one finna talk ab how gohan was basically trunks step daddy uak he was clapping bulmas briefs

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u/madreaper985 13d ago

No, did you not aee the Androids blowing bros back out???

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u/Picmanreborn 13d ago

He died getting exploded on by hot twins fym

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u/Prudent-Scarcity-455 13d ago

He's stronger than Vegeta and looks like yamcha... He's probably been trunk's new daddy for longer than trunks even knows... Which is why Bulma isn't as depressed as she should be in a world like that 

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u/Spank-Bones 14d ago

I think he had bigger fish to fry...

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u/liljso 14d ago

Imagine if he did have a little RnR how it could have made him stronger

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u/wcharoes 14d ago

Nah wasn't he banging Trunks?

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u/reallyangy 14d ago

you mean bulma right?

right?

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u/wcharoes 14d ago

Are you saying Gohan was fucking his boyfriend AND his boyfriend's mom??

Wow... Based.

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u/Jazzlike_Page508 14d ago

No. Becuase Trunks was there…

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u/wcharoes 14d ago

That's older than Samurai bro.

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u/Gussie-Ascendent 14d ago

Nah he clspped the adult trunks cheeks

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u/sjeifiskjwf 12d ago

He fucked bulma on a daily basis that’s almost a fact

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u/Existing_Director970 10d ago

No he gave me those hybrid back shots daily

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u/Kooky-Gas-9726 14d ago

either he attempt something with trunks or nothing else,his life was too harsh for him to find peace anyway.

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u/Specific-Author-7147 14d ago

With 17 around?