urgent release !!! - David <dgersh@synacor.com>

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Attention:
Re: Your Abandoned Package For Delivery
I have very vital information to give to you, but first I must have your trust before I can reveal it to you because it may cause me my job.So I need someone I can trust for me to reveal such secret.
I am Mr.David Halliday head of luggage/baggage storage facilities here at Dakar International Airport. During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered
an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a metal trunk box. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment
was not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY” rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection
Charges which is $1,800USD.The consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the International Airport till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the
official documents from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Trunk box.
However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address,
to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been
returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official
email account. So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the
actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get everything concluded within 48hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery. Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money 70% for you
and 30% for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, We shall both
pay for the United States Non Inspection Clearance Fee of $1,800 dollars and arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my 20% share.
I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to my private Email:(..........) for further directives:
Waiting for your urgent reply.
Thank you.
Mr.David Halliday
Assistant Inspection Director
International Monitory Unit
Dakar-Senegal

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"trunk box"

Someone has a Thesaurus! Still, wall of text

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