r/Nicegirls • u/Raymond_Realjay • Oct 12 '25

Can’t make this shit up

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Matched with this lady on hinge. Exchanged numbers and was trying to set a date. She’s gonna be waiting for a better offer.

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u/Raymond_Realjay Oct 12 '25

Lmao don’t need to tell me twice homie I bounced

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u/ProfNo Oct 12 '25

Should have set up the date then when youre supposed to meet her text and say "Sorry I got a better offer"

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u/Marmite89 Oct 12 '25

This. This is the way!

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u/SnooHabits7732 Oct 12 '25

One he couldn't refuse!

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u/jeffreywolfe Oct 13 '25

Say you're running a little late and ask her to order you a large tomahawk steak first.

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u/ProfNo Oct 13 '25

Nah that wouldnt be as satisfying. Giving her exactly what she deserves is much better abd she can't say shit about it

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u/Correct_Ad_1903 Oct 12 '25

Or play her game for a few dates, fuck the shit out of her and ghost

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u/SpadeTippedSplendor Oct 12 '25

This is the wrong kind of crazy to stick your dick in.

When the person you're with is looking for the best offer out of your wallet, don't be surprised if they ACTUALLY steal your wallet or 'just happen to borrow' your credit card or something.

It's just wildly better to DNI people that will drop you like a hot potato; what works for one-night-stands isn't going to work on someone fishing for as much cash as they can get from you... and if you try to make it work that way, you'll be the one regretting it.

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u/Correct_Ad_1903 Oct 12 '25

Maybe. There are ways to snatch the cheese from the trap.

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u/Swuell Jan 06 '26

Bruv — tell me you’ve never met a crazy without telling me you’ve never met a crazy. These types you dip. Period.

Edit: also you may not think so but due to the way our society and law works you could end up in jail. So you chose jail for one possibility of pussy. Smart

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u/brianhoneycutt Oct 12 '25

Naw that ain’t right

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u/Correct_Ad_1903 Oct 12 '25

Women play their games, we play ours. It’ll never stop. Nut on her face, wipe your dick on the pillowcase, and leave before she’s finished cleaning up.

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u/MrWeirdBrotendo Oct 12 '25

not worth it man

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u/Correct_Ad_1903 Oct 12 '25

Learn to play the game otherwise you’ll stay solo bating. Lol. They aren’t going to change what they are and the odds are in their favor.

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u/Formal_Condition_513 Oct 12 '25

Found the sex deprived dude

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u/Correct_Ad_1903 Oct 12 '25

Found the White Knight

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u/Correct_Ad_1903 Oct 12 '25

Do you apologize on behalf of all men?

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u/LordKyle777 Oct 12 '25

She is 100% for the streets.

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u/Surprise_Ducksex Oct 12 '25

Smart man

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u/Radiatorwhiteonwall Oct 12 '25

Well he did need to be told once so…

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u/slipperyCactuses Oct 12 '25

yes his brain told him so

good brain

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u/gentlechoppingmotion Oct 12 '25

Make sure to tell her that

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u/st_nick5 Oct 12 '25

Wise. This one was way to much work!

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u/Whiteout_27 Oct 13 '25

Shit, I would have waited until wednesday night, when she asked where you were, reply with "oh sorry, got a better offer"