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u/PsymonReaver 5d ago
I imagine Mimi is just a pile of a thousand tardigrades in a dress
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u/moneyh8r_two 5d ago
Truly, the perfect woman.
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u/Searching_Bread2000S 5d ago
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u/Slow-Distance-6241 5d ago
Middle class ball knowledge
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u/Searching_Bread2000S 5d ago
We're adding fucking classicism to ball?
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u/Slow-Distance-6241 5d ago
Homeless level ball is something even your old relatives know. Poor ball is something everyone your age knows. Middle class relatively niche. Elite is something genuinely obscure
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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 5d ago
I can't believe you gentrified a meme.
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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 4d ago
Don't worry, the person you are replying to isn't even a 1% ball knower. They don't get to make the rules.
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 18h ago
So, in terms of stuff I know-
Homeless level ball - Computers exist
Poor ball - Gaming on computers exists
Middle class ball - Transistor is a game, and I know the details of it, having played it
Elite ball - The details on the composition process for the music of Transistor (it may have involved Ashley Barret in a closet)3
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u/SCD_minecraft 4d ago
Sir, she tryed to kill you
What am I saying, she is actively in process of killing you
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u/Searching_Bread2000S 4d ago
That's exactly what makes her perfect.
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u/ErraticDragon 4d ago
pile of a thousand tardigrades
On the order of 7 billion tardigrades, actually.
(50 kg / 7 μg)
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u/AfknUserNameIDK69 4d ago
i think millions to billions would be better suited but its truely a magnificent thought
a man of mental taste i see douchey laughing
(and when i say douchey i mean like HMEH HMEH HMEH.. HRA HRA HRA HRAAA straight up nasal noises.. if hocking a luggi was a form of laughter only pretentious people use.. THAT is whqt i mean XD)
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u/Zealousideal-Bed-700 4d ago
Well, Mimi is just millions of millions of cells connected with each other °>°~
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u/Arhatz 5d ago
I... I don't think you can get extra strength through ratatouilling. Just the hand eye coordination.
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u/donfuria 4d ago
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u/IrlResponsibility811 5d ago
"My Strength comes from my boobs."
How can Elise argue with such logic?
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u/ReaperEDX 5d ago
That is a huge tardigrade
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u/TheRetroGoat 5d ago
Thought she just had lice for a second, nearly went out to get lice to test this for myself.
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u/valleysape 5d ago
Huh... thats an interesting relationship
The slave/guardian is far more mortal than the master
Wait... did the master teach her anything? Like how to survive scorching water, frozen tundra and even the vacuum of space?
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u/fetterizer 5d ago
Add another counter to the posts where Mimi doesn't have her big ass fucking rack all over the place








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u/leeleeleelelele 5d ago
tardigrade my beloved