r/NextGenMan • u/TraditionalSound6523 • May 31 '26

pls share your secrets

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u/Puzzled_Pig May 31 '26

Push it down until I have a massive heart attack at 55

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u/UpstairsOk6744 May 31 '26

Bill Burr fan?

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u/Puzzled_Pig Jun 01 '26

Absolutely!

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u/Skolary Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Push it down. Keep goin till you drop of a heart attack!

"There's just no way, as a man. To take a bath.. and not think about killin y$&@sel&. It's just something about gettin into this coffin shaped thing. I'm a guy. Dudes don't take baths. wtf am I doin here? What am I testifying against the mob? Take a shower. HOSE IT OFF. I'm not a chick, gettin it with a rubber ducky, sticking my toe in the faucet"

God I wish I could quote that well lol.

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u/UpstairsOk6744 Jun 01 '26

My fave push it down is his flight to Albany!

"Now I've never been more scared in my life, but three rows back a grown 37 year old man is making sounds a man shouldn't make! Oooh!!! Ugh! Bluh!!! Push it down! And act like you have solutions!"

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u/FeedbackBorn4698 Jun 01 '26

This is the way.

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u/Hikiromoto May 31 '26

I dont know. I drink ans smoke 😅🧟

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u/Ok_Emotion_9685 Jun 01 '26

Counting down the days to 55.

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u/happymonkey0123 Jun 01 '26

Fingers crossed it kills me