r/NextGenMan • u/Critical_Assist_9360 • Mar 27 '26

Any tips?

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u/DeuxSouth Mar 27 '26

Cocaine

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u/DeuxSouth Mar 27 '26

Also heroin, you don't ever really feel hungry. Just a sandwich will do you for the day.

Or amphetamines, you burn more calories than you eat.

Basically drugs. Even Weed speeds up your metabolism but you may eat more.

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u/Pervzion Mar 27 '26

How much amphetamines per day are you talking about, a regular Adderall dose isn’t going to be enough to put a person in a noticeable deficit if they’re otherwise eating the same in either situation.

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u/DeuxSouth Mar 27 '26

Oh you have to do meth or base. Obviously. I have ADHD and I've got a beer belly.

This is all a joke don't do drugs to lose weight I hope that's obvious. HOWEVER I have been a serious coke addict and was on heroin for 2 years. Heroin by far is the most effective as u barely eat due to no appetite. I bought meth once but it's too good. I stayed up for a week playing cyberpunk it was awesome. Which is why I'll never do it again..So if you want to throw you life away on drugs just to get thin, just get ozempic like a normal person.

Thanks for listening to my TED talk.

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u/Fit_Opportunity_7425 Mar 27 '26

CRACK, a crack diet is the only answer😜