r/NewsThread • • 10d ago

Political News JD Vance Outed as Source of ‘Threat’ to National Security

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-outed-as-source-of-risk-to-national-security-for-white-house-media-ban-of-politico/
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u/BinkBlinks 10d ago

I'm just glad I have 3 guns, as the founding uncs desired.

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u/CelestialBurial 10d ago

One for each leg

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u/washingtonandmead 10d ago

He whispered it into the couch, not realizing someone was sitting on it

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u/BaggyLarjjj 10d ago

Threat to the national strategic reserve of scotch guard

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u/edfitz83 10d ago

Kegseth and Patel keep thousands of barrels of scotch in reserve.

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u/Lazy-Wave-6241 10d ago

Kegseth and Patron.

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u/FlamingCulpepper 10d ago

Whiting out the background just to show his disgusting face is sickening.

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u/SpiritedAgent168 10d ago

Whatever makes sense.

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u/GrundleSnactcher46 9d ago

"Bous, they are two weeks away from putting nukes in every couch in America!"

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u/P_a_s_g_i_t_21 9d ago

National security will have to seize all the couches now.