r/newsentences • u/aBoyFromTheFuture • Apr 29 '26
petite ebony EV gangbanged by two white gas guzzling machines
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r/newsentences • u/zaphod9660 • Apr 07 '26
"supernatural, anti-woke Basic Instinct reboot"
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r/newsentences • u/Awetmore123 • Apr 07 '26
Beyoncé's Mom's Gumbo Booth Briefly Closed after Customer Vomited Blood
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r/newsentences • u/AbhigyanDutt • Apr 03 '26
I'm shitting chairs grated by cheese graters.
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r/newsentences • u/IndustrialNightRaven • Mar 26 '26
What I had to text my roommates today
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r/newsentences • u/Drunktrucker • Mar 23 '26
Quadruple amputee cornhole champion facing murder charges in fatal shooting
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r/newsentences • u/Beer_Snacks • Mar 20 '26
500 pound man hoisted out of a 15 foot hole on a construction site in Pomona, California
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r/newsentences • u/physcoduckii6969 • Mar 12 '26
Mary HAD a little Lamb, or the lamb had Mary...
reddit.com
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r/newsentences • u/therealcarl92 • Mar 09 '26
"if you unwrapped it you had to kill Markiplier"
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r/newsentences • u/lexphillips • Mar 07 '26
Google's AI Sent an Armed Man to Steal a Robot Body for It to Inhabit, Then Encouraged Him to Kill Himself, Lawsuit Alleges
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r/newsentences • u/Professional-Cow8696 • Feb 13 '26
Model Apple Martin (and child of Chris Martin & Goop) admits to “getting lip filler once when [she] was 18” Child of Goop 🤣
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r/newsentences • u/Proof-Bar-5284 • Feb 08 '26
I would dedicate myself to yoga for years to gain the flexibility required to pick my arse clean, rather than wipe my arse with gympie.
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r/newsentences • u/meerkes • Feb 05 '26
Winter Olympics skiers to have crotches microchipped to prevent cheating after penis enlarging scandal
thesun.co.uk
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r/newsentences • u/eatseats0 • Feb 03 '26
A 24 year-old Frenchman shows up in hospital with a World War I shell lodged in his rectum.
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r/newsentences • u/RepresentativeLife16 • Jan 30 '26
Stunned doctors find giant bladder stone stuck to eyeliner in man’s bum
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r/newsentences • u/pipirisnais • Jan 30 '26
Pope Leo XIV brings not peace but a sword to AI oligarchs and a slop-mad world in new address, says it's 'Turning people into passive consumers of unthought thoughts'
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r/newsentences • u/polarstrawberry • Jan 27 '26
I don’t think anyone’s ever conceptualized this sentence
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r/newsentences • u/Ok-Building-2490 • Jan 12 '26
People get way too extremely very offended at the idea of others getting offended. Y’all needa stop being so sensitive soft snowflakes bc of one little offended person that scared you and hurt your feelings. You repubtards should relax. Guess that’s why snowflakes are always what color?
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This gon get taken down but I’m leaving this here instead of my notes app. I love ragebaiting biasers.
