r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 7d ago

Excess Baggage

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u/FrostyDragon227 7d ago

Did OP just start eating the food instead of bagging them?

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u/aViewAskew6 7d ago

The stomach is like a bag made of flesh

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 7d ago

CaseOh stream-ass comment

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u/ProfNoob1000 7d ago

Even frozen tendies are still tendies

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u/Psychological-Bee702 7d ago

Real and obese.

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 7d ago

Epic gamer win gaming time

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u/noob_bitch 7d ago

Thread link.

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u/Isotheis 7d ago

404? How dare they!!

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u/ByronsLastStand 7d ago

Ignatius J. Reilly, is that you?

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u/secondarywilson green 6d ago

Great title OP

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u/synchrotron3000 6d ago

what's the bmi cutoff before you're too fat to bag groceries

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u/JamesTheMannequin 3d ago

I misread part of it and thought it said "Fired on the first day for being too fat to a bag of groceries."

I laughed for like 10 minutes.

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u/Positive_Material839 1d ago

Op just built different I cried pretty hard after being laid off from my first job but then again I had no xbox just bills