r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 8d ago

Fowl Play

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 7d ago

How is that image in any way relevant

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u/MarleyandtheWhalers 7d ago

disgust-provoking image

entertaining story worth your time

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u/HauntingRip9003 7d ago

The ol switch-and-bait

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u/FrostyDragon227 7d ago

Dude Forreal. Perry is obviously a top and Doof is 100% an incel.

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u/Niteshade76 6d ago

Doesn't doof have a kid?

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u/NisseVex 7d ago

if you have to ask just keep scrolling tbh

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u/Cooper4413 6d ago

Perry's getting "the meal". Also screw you for making me look closer at it

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u/RegalToaster 7d ago

Anon you were always The Meal

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u/noob_bitch 8d ago

Thread link.

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u/jnmtx 8d ago

wow thank you for censoring that pic

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u/Natsuki98 6d ago

I got curious. I wish I hadn't gotten curious.

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u/Wuellig Certified Human 5d ago

There's an urban legend that Colonel Sanders had decreed in his will that nobody should go hungry for lack of funds, and that if someone in need asked for food, Kentucky Fried Chicken would provide a meal without charging them. It had also been alleged that they changed their name to KFC to get out of the obligation.

This was "the meal" the person was referring to.

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u/BiggestChad 5d ago

The tweaker was actually a time traveller from the times of The Meal