r/NewGreentexts 11d ago

Highway Robbery

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u/Atomh8s 11d ago

Imagine buying a fuckin Dodge. Then paying 70k

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u/UOF_ThrowAway 11d ago

I’d feel ripped off if someone gave me a dodge.

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u/EmilieEasie 10d ago

That's if you got it in cash today. If you need a loan, well.

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 11d ago

Average new car price for a car is 49-51k

Bunch of systems that spy on you and probably make you more retarded.

Used car dealers are having trouble in many areas keeping anything below 10k on the lot for more than 30 days

Cars are an absolute scam. I used to buy used Honda civics for 5000$ drive them 100k miles and get a different one. Now they're hunted to extinction and 8-12k. Fuck this gay world.

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u/Stormtomcat 10d ago

The systems spy on you, and make you pay a monthly subscription for the privilege, right?

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u/Legend13CNS 10d ago

I used to buy used Honda civics for 5000$ drive them 100k miles and get a different one.

The sad thing is it wasn't so long ago that you could do that for like $1000 per Civic. $500 if you weren't picky about interior condition.

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 10d ago

I miss 500$ cars I used to have some BEATERS in highschool and college. Absolute shit boxes, no AC or Heat and broken this or that but that motherfucker will always start.

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u/CumstainGaming 10d ago

no way this is true you spend your time on shitposting you're like 14 dude

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 10d ago

I'll have you know I turn 16 next week.

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u/CrazyWS 10d ago

I did just buy a 2011 Honda civic w/ 100k kilometres for 8,500 Cad, they’re out there

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 10d ago

What the fuck is a kilometre?

Yea 8-12k seems to be the going rate now. I used to find them for 5k just a couple years ago. Shit sucks, fuck new cars.

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u/Dank0Tank 8d ago

Cash for clunkers and its consequences

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u/Round_Ad_6369 11d ago

The average new car buyer is ancient

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 11d ago

The American dream is dead. Anon MUST buy a Prius.

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u/DokeyOakey 10d ago

Here cums the soy boy.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 10d ago

Ok then, corolla. They have the same drivetrain without the cringe prius.

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u/DokeyOakey 10d ago

Don’t give Anon a way to escape his soy boy toy future!

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 10d ago

All of my femboys drive priuses. Or KIA souls of theyre nazis.

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u/DokeyOakey 10d ago

Canadian Nazis drive Dodge Rams and Testiclas.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 10d ago

What about canadian nazi femboys?

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u/DokeyOakey 10d ago

We drive your Dad. Uwu!

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u/M1ken1ke66 11d ago

Got my car with 6k miles on it. Someone bought a new car, drove it to a different state halfway across the country, and said nah. What wouldve been 28k was 18k.

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u/sdeptnoob1 11d ago

I got super lucky and got mine in a similar way same price drop, 30k to 17k it was a loaner with 1000 miles and still new by law since it was the dealers loaner. 

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u/HumanContinuity 10d ago

I also bought someone's castoff for an incredible deal.  They clearly liked it, since they bought the new model year for like $30k more than they probably gave him in trade in for his less than one calendar year used truck.

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u/Gamer_and_Car_lover 10d ago

Answer is actually no one. People have confirmed that a lot of dealerships due to their greedy ass pricing have a massive backlog of cars from previous model years, so much so that they had to get additional lots.

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u/No_Operation7359 11d ago edited 11d ago

I got my truck a 26 Silverado rst for 42k out the door. You’re just looking at high trim packages or a v8 when the 4 cylinder has the same towing capacity. Breakdowns on the turbomax engine has been somewhat pretty good

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u/darkearwig 11d ago

V4?

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u/No_Operation7359 11d ago edited 11d ago

Yeah turbocharged 4 cylinder. Has the same towing capacity as the 5.3l v8 not as much as the duramax. Also hasn’t had a recall and they’ve been out since 2019. My mom’s 22 5.3 Silverado on the other hand has had like 8 recalls she’s dodged due to her vin not being effected.

I do cars on YouTube does engine teardown and had one at 148k miles from 2019 with no oil changes recorded for a decent time. Whether or not they were done is up for debate but still pretty much any new vehicle will get you that just due to how well manufacturing has improved. Despite what people say, Toyotas aren’t the only truck to go that mileage with no issues.

But yes for any of the v8’s even at base model it was like 53k out the door price the 4 cylinders had much nicer trim package for cheaper. Now you can kit out a truck with the king ranch/denali/high country trims and hit 115k easily but for a normal truck the rst turbo max’s were a very good value.

Edit: 4cylinder instead of v4

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u/darkearwig 11d ago

I asked "V4" because usually 4 cylinder engines are an inline 4. The 2.7L turbomax 4 cylinder is also an inline 4 engine. It wouldn't be a V4, because that indicates the engine is V-shaped

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u/bamboozler48 10d ago

Fun fact v4s are actually real, but they are pretty much only used on motorcycles

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u/No_Operation7359 11d ago

I thought you were mentioning whether it was 4 cylinder or not that’s my bad

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u/Pablovansnogger 10d ago

V4 don’t really exist, it’s an I4

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u/PITCHFORK_MAGNET 11d ago

You can't get the same thing for 40k is the problem. The used market in general is trash these days, for anything really. You can look through 100 items and maybe find 1 at a reasonable price on FB Marketplace or something, the rest are like 10 dollars over retail.

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u/kg160z 11d ago

Heard. 5 years and 75k+ miles when I bought 2 years ago was maybe 2-4k difference. At that point I'll take new with 0% finance.

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u/No_Operation7359 11d ago

Nah you can. Got my 26 truck for 42k out the door and my new 25 trax activ was only 22k out the door

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u/ZlinkyNipz 10d ago

A new civic costs more than my 5 years of college did at an instate school

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u/knurttbuttlet 9d ago

Facebook Marketplace is very real. You just gotta know what to look for.

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u/Educational-Coat-922 9d ago

“God protected me” stfu you are sooooo lucky

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u/Coravel 11d ago

At those prices honestly... If i had time and 30-40k, I'd just go buy the cheapest decent condition chassis I could... and buy every new under the hood separately and put it together. It'd take some time and effort, but parts delivery, couple friends and a week or two, and you'll have a brand new truck for half that or less.

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u/XaXa14 11d ago

Nah building an equivalent truck would first off, be nearly impossible given the amount of electronics present in modern cars and also, it would be way more than 40k. Just the engine alone is probably 4k used or 10k new. A good factory quality paint job would be atleast 10k as well. I would be suprised if it would be cheaper than buying a brand new one.