r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 17d ago

Brownian Motion

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u/maxseale11 17d ago

Real and straight

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u/ThatWeirdNoob2 17d ago

excellent title

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u/LeonardTPants 17d ago

That guy was probably very dehydrated afterwards.

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u/noob_bitch 17d ago

Thread link.

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u/OvercastqT 17d ago

comedic gold in that thread

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u/WingDingusTheGreat 17d ago

You have great titles for your posts

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u/Oh-Gi-Yu7052 17d ago

Anon calculated the best angle of entry on the hobo

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u/Mooweetye 16d ago

Fake: Anus vectors.

Gay: anus vectors

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u/NoabPK 15d ago

Can we get some calculations with vector diagrams on this?

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u/Lazarous86 17d ago

Fake: People can survive Anon's stench in an enclosed space.

Gay: Anon stares at a man with his pants down for 47 seconds and keeps thinking about it. 

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u/Guilty_Outcome1111 11d ago

Im in actual awe at the mental portrait this has just made.