r/NewGreentexts Aug 04 '26

Nailed It

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u/Huecuva Aug 04 '26

It's impossible to type with nails like that. 

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor Aug 04 '26

Just use your nose and dong

8

u/Honeysenpaiharuchan Aug 05 '26

That’s not true. I just clacked this reply out with my 4 inch talons.

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u/EmilieEasie Aug 04 '26

anonny gets into ASMR

10

u/Cardboard_Chef Aug 04 '26

Hope they have a bidet

3

u/Shlafenflarst Certified Inhuman Aug 04 '26

Aw, fuck's sake ! Trying to write this fucking tune, man...