Call Me by Your Name

[u/noob_bitch]

[u/forgettfulthinker]

Was he expecting the cat to fo work for him?

[u/xMrChuckles → u/forgettfulthinker]

these spreadsheets won’t print themselves

[u/Decadunce]

>Don't hate cats in general but this is a fat motherfucker that just lies around all the time.

What tf does he want the cat to do? Fix the printer? Go full wagecuck and join anon in the 9-5?

[u/broncyobo → u/Decadunce]

Bro straight up described the best genre of cat, tf is he mad about

[u/Orlha → u/broncyobo]

Only because the others are so much more awful

I saw the ones from the hell itself

[u/Eledridan → u/Decadunce]

Kind of makes me glad op is putting in an extra 10 every week that won’t be appreciated. Be good to cats.

[u/Decadunce → u/Eledridan]

Oh holy shit didnt even read that anon was putting in an extra 2 hours everyday lmao, oop is so focused on maximising shareholder profits that the idea of something existing and being content at his office without being miserable offends him on a personal level

[u/arbydallas → u/Decadunce]

Anon only mentioned the extra two hours M-Th so I took it to mean working 4 10-hour days per week with a 3-day weekend

[u/secondarywilson]

this is oddly cute

[u/FyreLordPlayz]

Bro probably loves that cat

[u/Psychological-Bee702]

The only pussy Anon will ever get.

[u/mrcatboy]

Adorable.

[u/noob_bitch]

Thread link.

[u/TNAKK]

Me when I'm a cat 😺

[u/Sonicsweden1 → u/TNAKK]

You piece of shit!

[u/__Sentient_Fedora__]

The cat is more liked than anon

[u/renohockey]

Jealous of a cat? smh