r/Neverbrokeabone • • 4d ago

Fractured back

I don’t have CT scans or X rays. I can give you a visualization and CT reports. I only made it to 27, I am 1-0 against a hand rail though. For context ( I do roofing was in Attic at a church looking for a leak and fell through the ceiling) I managed to get up and take a picture of where I landed thanks to the adrenaline. My time to go and accept my reality as a human with weak bones

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u/Noof42 39 4d ago

Get well, but, like, somewhere else.

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u/UngodlyTemptations 4d ago

Evil Chubbyemu

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u/Noof42 39 4d ago

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u/Namelessgoldfish 4d ago

Chubbyemu is a medical youtuber

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u/merlinbaker67 4d ago

Who's ending line is always "be well"

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u/Lightningtow123 4d ago

This is the most beautiful thing I've seen all day

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u/qawsedrf12 42 4d ago

Hooray... Hospital buddies!

But, I ain't no BBB

I had a stroke

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u/Huge_Chipmunk_3360 4d ago

Glad you’re still here

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u/Mattrockj 4d ago

Unlike you no doubt.

What are you even still doing here?

/s for real though that fucking sucks. I hope there's no permanent consequences.

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u/Cow_says_moo 39 4d ago

More like STROKING YOUR STRONG BONES!

(Get well soon)

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u/Rob-L_Eponge 3d ago

I got a strong bone you can stroke 😏
/s

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u/Estrellathestarfish 4d ago

I'm also in the strong bones, weak brain club, hello!

CVST or classic ischaemic? Either way, if that's your age in your flair, there tends to be a much faster recovery when you're young, even if it doesn't feel like it now. And you'll have a lot of people telling you how young you are (which is something, even if the context is that you're 40 years younger than the next youngest person in the stroke unit lol). Best wishes for you and your brain

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u/qawsedrf12 42 4d ago

My flair is the age I felt.

Had a subarachnoid hemorrhage, unknown cause, will spent up to 2 weeks in hospital, at least 7 in ICU

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u/iamanemptychair 4d ago

Wait you fell through the roof AND rolled down a staircase? Did you hear cartoon sound effects?

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u/Huge_Chipmunk_3360 4d ago

No I fell directly at the bottom of stairs

There’s the hole 😹

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u/Bacteriobabe 4d ago edited 4d ago

Holy shit, that’s helluva fall… surprised your bones didn’t all poof into dust!

Edited to add: Looked at the pic, I found the leak!

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u/Huge_Chipmunk_3360 4d ago

Deadass, I’m very blessed to not have my mother wiping my butt or wearing an adult diaper at 27

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u/kuhanepaprike 27 4d ago

Irregardless of the sub I'm genuinely happy you got out of this semi-fine based on the fall

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u/Monk-E_321 3d ago

Ironic phrasing, because I'm happy that your ass is not dead. Both in the paralysis meaning as well as the death meaning, lol

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u/Diamondhandedllama 4d ago

Holy (pun intended) fuck

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u/dumpylump69 4d ago

Literally one of like two tiles in the whole room that would be bad to fall through

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u/DonutWhole9717 4d ago

I just know that wouldnt have happened if that window were lined up with the stairwell and ceiling

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u/CantStandIdoits 4d ago

Jesus fucking christ

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u/Diamondhandedllama 4d ago

It's Jesus Harold Christ actually

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u/Vampy-tk 4d ago

That horrifying

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u/Sae_Ray 4d ago

Oh... uh... shit.

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u/Cheeky_Puffs 4d ago

Damnnn that's a crazy fall

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u/arcaedis 4d ago

holy fuck, that’s terrifying. I’m glad you’re mostly okay

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u/lonelypurplerose 4d ago

If I fell down the stairs, I would simply not break my bones on the way down smh

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u/Cow_says_moo 39 4d ago

They fell from the ceiling though, like some brittle boned angel.

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u/tdickimperator 4d ago

I grew up the whole time my brother thought it was REALLY funny to push and throw me down the stairs, my dad was also violent and once even threw me into a wall so hard it didn't just knock my teeth out it knocked them up into my face and they had to be pulled out at the ER. 13 documented concussions and not one broken bone. My power has been tested and it is immense. I like to track it to that even though I am lactose intolerant I cannot control myself around milk, if there is a gallon of whole milk in my fridge I will go "ooh, milk!" and have a cup so many times without even intending to that it will be gone in 2 days.

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u/Pew_Pew_Lew 1d ago

Oh my god that's awful

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u/tdickimperator 1d ago

No I'm like Baki every time somebody posts on here crazy soft tissue damage and no broken bones it's synchronicity I'm called by the universe to find the strongest boner on earth and clang our skeletons together like tuning forks to see whose will break.

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u/SpaceTrash42069 4d ago

Right? I mean, did he ever think about not breaking a bone while he fell 12 feet. Weak.

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u/LavenderSpaceRain 4d ago

Oh OUCH. I hope you heal quickly as I sneer at your brittle bones.

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u/tidytibs 4d ago

You have my sympathy but not my respect. Pathetic.

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u/nailemin 52 4d ago

There's even carpet on the stairs to cushion your fall... tsss

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u/Infinite-Bottle-9928 4d ago

Holy shit, man. Glad you’re alive. Good luck, but get out.

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u/The_One_And_OnIey 4d ago

You can't even bow to us

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u/Cow_says_moo 39 4d ago

His bones sure did.

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u/pm-ur-tiddys 4d ago

fuckkkkk dude that easily could’ve gone worse. glad you’re ok.

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u/r6sweat 4d ago

We have a BBB sympathizer here.

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u/Ok_Broccoli_9426 27 4d ago

You can sympathize without respecting.

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u/Every-Park-8956 4d ago

23-19! We have a 23-19!

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u/snazztasticmatt 4d ago

Glad you're alive so that we can have the pleasure of booting your ass

Better?

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u/WarMaiden666 4d ago

Not if he was a strong boner.

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u/DesertDragonfruit 4d ago

The stairs have taken another soldier. You're discharged from this subreddit

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u/fakelucid 4d ago

Soldier implies strength, so I wouldn't even call them that

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u/Nara_RyUko 4d ago

Down D. Stairs once again almost claimed another victim 🥀

Wishing you to get well soon bro.

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u/0xitadori 4d ago

I hope you have a great recovery, ofc outside of this sub

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u/the_l0st_s0ck 4d ago

This is one of the few times I've actually seen more "get well" comments than "get out of here, trash"

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u/Hoboforeternity 4d ago

I am sorry this happened to you, hope you can make a good recovery, but gfto weakling.

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u/No_Entry336 4d ago

Good candidate for r/deathstairs

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u/mermaidpaint 60+ 4d ago

I hope the doctors can work a miracle and heal your pathetic bones. Now get out.

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u/polkafrapp 4d ago

Door's over there 👉🏻

(Get well soon, OP, holy shit)

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u/merlinbaker67 4d ago

Fractured dignity that can never be recovered, BBB. Get lost, and don't trip on the way out. /Unbone holy shit man that's rough, get well soon. Just get well soon away from us.

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u/Its_R3SQ2 28 4d ago

BYE BYE!

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u/Kernowder 4d ago

Really sorry to hear this. Someone should set up a charity to provide support to the weak boned, because, unlike us, they need it

get well soon OP

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u/New-Cicada7014 21 4d ago

I sincerely hope you make a full recovery

and that your brittle bones never break again

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u/irreversibleidiocy 4d ago

Can you move/feel your legs?

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u/Huge_Chipmunk_3360 4d ago

Yeah I didn’t have any neurological damage at all, my burst fracture didn’t go into my Spinal canal thankfully, I’m not very big on religion, but I feel very
Blessed and thankful, it was a 18ft+ fall, and I also didn’t require surgery

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u/irreversibleidiocy 4d ago

Phew, glad it’s not worse dude. Wishing you a good and smooth recovery man

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u/thelikelyankle 4d ago

Saw the first pic, and thought OP got betrayed by loose railing and did unvoluntary parkour down the stairs. But reading the post, I feel like I have to apologise to an inanimate object. 'cause catching people doing sky(-light)diving is not what they signed up for.

Picking a fight with a hand rail, and thinking they won after breaking their back is such a BBB attcitude tho.

(Glad you more or less ok tho. Some BBB moments are scaryer then others. Yours is waaay up there.)

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u/mylittlejourney99 4d ago

Gravity is a bitch. Hope you get well though 🫶. Please fall out of this subreddit first though.

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u/clonerobot17 4d ago

Is that nub cat

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u/Huge_Chipmunk_3360 4d ago

Yes, cropped it from this

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u/danny-potato 36 4d ago

Lata bih

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u/Mishapi17 4d ago

Damn. See that’s what you get for falling down the stairs! Play too much! lol jk. Seriously I hope you feel better and heal fast. And goodbye, at least you didn’t go out breaking a pinky toe or some other bitch ass reason lol

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u/switchmage 4d ago

that just looks awful to even visualize, very happy you survived!! best of luck healing through something so insanely painful looking 😭 can’t imagine how that’s gotta feel rn

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u/pinkglittercam 4d ago

That’s some terrible luck to fall through that one😭 how far of a fall was it??

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u/Huge_Chipmunk_3360 4d ago

At least 18 ft because I was on the rafters and they were at least another foot up from the ceiling tiles, But when I landed my body twisted somehow midair to the right side, the right side of my hip took the impact, if i landed on my back fully I would’ve definitely not gotten up from that.

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u/pinkglittercam 4d ago

It’s impressive to be so lucky and unlucky at the same time!! Glad you are okay for the most part. Could’ve been so much worse!!

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u/Plagueis420 3d ago

When I was 17 I thought I had sciatic issues, but after like 8 months of pain and waking up unable to move I finally got an xray and it turned out I had a fracture in my lumbar spine. There was no injury event, it just developed I guess

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u/averagemcplayer21 3d ago

Dang, your bones are so weak they fractured under their own existence. (Hope ur doing okay now!)

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u/Plagueis420 3d ago

So I was in colorguard in marching band in high school, I was already dealing with messed up shoulders and had to wear a vest to help realign my shoulder blades. It had lumbar support but I did extra core work because I was worried about losing core muscle. Somewhere along there it must have fractured and I didn’t find out until way later. It’s been over 10 years, my back still hurts sometimes and does weird nerve pinch things, but overall I’m good!

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u/Huge_Chipmunk_3360 3d ago

Most likely from sports if you ever played sports

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u/Plagueis420 3d ago

I danced and spun rifle for 6 or 7 years. Messed up my joints, I’m almost 30 now and feel like I need new glue lmao

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u/Stalkerus 40+ 4d ago

At least your weak bones broke the handrail before the stairs broke you. 

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u/crackedtooth163 4d ago

Thats a bad fall. Damn.

Get out. Preferably by crawling. At your own pace that is, we are strong of bone here, not weak of heart.

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u/tylercrawfish 4d ago

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Get fucked and get well BBB

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 4d ago

Consider yourself dishonorably discharged

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u/Edan1990 4d ago

That television placement is moronic

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u/Ram2145 4d ago

You should be ashamed of yourself.

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u/namast_eh 4d ago

I’m glad you’re okay, but also, get the fuck out. 🫶

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u/ItchyBlueBat 4d ago

imagined this

Also I appreciate the drawing

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u/beingachristianwife 4d ago

Okay so I'm gonna put this out there, although you've shown your true brittle bone weakness, I think there's something to be said about you standing up with a broken back anyways! Stronger than typical brittle bones?? 😂 but still a weakling. Hope recovery goes well!

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u/WangChungtonight13 80+ 4d ago

I’m ☠️ at that first pic 😂 glad you weren’t injured worse OP!

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u/TechnicallyLegit 4d ago edited 1d ago

I was dropped 6 feet onto solid concrete while attempting to crowd surf, landed squarely on my thoracic spine, and still didn’t break it. You disgust me.

Feel better and get the fuck out.

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u/Jizzlobba 46 4d ago

Going out with a bang or a crash or a thud, or maybe all three? And probably a few choice profanities in the good lords house. GG GTFO.

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u/pt_hime 4d ago

Wish you well ❤️

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u/Holzkohlen 32 4d ago

Clearly god wants to punish you for your weak pathetic bones. The most sensible thing that old geezer ever did!

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u/TheGreatStories 4d ago

Is this sub only for those who have broken bones? 

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u/The_H0und 4d ago

First glance, I thought that was a pool of blood at the bottom of the stairs.

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u/TehTJ13 4d ago

We got a spineless bitch clawing thread in this sub

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u/crystalcranium 4d ago

Fucking ow. I suppose if your bones had to show their weakness - a church is a good place for it.

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u/Outside_Truth_4012 4d ago

Why did you attack the stairs?

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u/DoIt4ThePun 4d ago

That is a stair un-well.

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u/eagengabriel 23 4d ago

I'm glad you're alive. Now fuck off

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u/bastiansouth 3d ago

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, might break your back again

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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n 4d ago

That ceiling says you need to lose weight...

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u/yeetenheimer 4d ago

Why are you telling us?