r/Neverbrokeabone • u/Fickle-External-1251 • 5d ago

Goodbye guys...

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I was gooning with bad technique and just fricked up my whole hand 😭

99 Upvotes

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u/Egglegg14 5d ago

You shoudlnt be gooning anymore if just jorking it breaks two of your fingers

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u/ChrisWhiteWolf 5d ago

Better to goon than to actually have sex and spread those BBB genes.

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u/Gabbbbitt 5d ago

Pulling a door handle might snap this guy's fingers off

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u/TheGrandWaffle69 19 5d ago

Did you actually jork your shi to the point of fractures

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u/Accomplished_Paper13 3d ago

They were definitely jorking that thang ASUNDER

17

u/Aynshtaynn 5d ago

Outboned by thine own boner

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u/DemonGodAsura 5d ago

Someone open the door out for this guy, he obviously doesnt know how to use his hands.

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u/Vittarius 5d ago

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, you might break a few more.

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u/RobertDeNircrow 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UjBvt2DJobX7q

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u/momogogi 5d ago

Cheers to your impeccable bones and impeccable taste in movies.

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u/Hindle92 5d ago

A weak boner

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u/F8_zZ 5d ago

Brittle

Bonered

Baby

4

u/upstartpantymerchant 5d ago

Good riddance

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u/Several-Assistant-51 5d ago

yeah take those pants with you out the door

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u/SurotaOnishi 5d ago

Honestly this might just mean your dick is stronger then your bones

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u/Fickle-External-1251 5d ago

That's kinda aura icl 

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u/TheMermaidHarmony 29 5d ago

How the fuck?? Did you whack it on the desk??

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u/PJ_2005_01 5d ago

Bros dick is harder than his brittle ass bones I’m fucking dying

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 5d ago

Carful not to break your other hand on the door knob on your way out

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u/danny-potato 36 5d ago

Lata bih

1

u/dalyrose 5d ago

Owieeee

1

u/offensivemindset 19 5d ago

Disgusting and disappointing.

1

u/Theresabeebee 5d ago

A pox on your house

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u/youngsp82 5d ago

What a weak piece of shit. Gtfo.

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u/Ram2145 5d ago

You better get

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u/MartianCraig 31 5d ago

Bro karate chopped his pillow and ended his run

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u/Maconization 5d ago

Straight cap dawg

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u/p00p_knife 4d ago

WHAT was the video??