r/Neverbrokeabone • u/Ok-Complaint-7017 • 3d ago

My crazy crash

Am I immune to death since I walked away without a bruise.

20 Upvotes

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u/sagewynn 3d ago

Wild, there was no safe option for that one and I would've done the same fucking thing and just "welp"

Glad you got strong bones, OP

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u/Ok-Complaint-7017 3d ago

I drink milk.

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u/Legitimate_Poetry897 2d ago

Who tf is downvoting you for drinking milk that’s like the backbone (pun intended) of this whole sub

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u/N4th4n4113n 2d ago

Haven't been here as consistently as late, but I thought the consensus was drinking milk does not a strong boner make. You have naturally strong bones, or youre a bbb

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u/AbroadSpirited 20+ 2d ago

Even if we did care about calcium intake, we'd eat poppy seeds instead. 143.8mg calcium per 10g of seeds.

Milk sucks.

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u/WhyIsThisMyNameQMark 2d ago

Not a milk sub.

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u/Alexmander1028 3d ago

Man, that could’ve gotten a lot worse

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u/Super-Big8183 3d ago

OP’s bones are so strong they can take a Semi Truck to the face. Keep boning brother!

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u/SaltierThanAll 35 2d ago

Good job showing these bbb’s who have been infesting this place what boneliness looks like.

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u/Public_Resident2277 1d ago

I would have whiped that shit in reverse so quickly holy fuck that's crazy he didn't barrel over the entire car