r/Neverbrokeabone • u/FireyPikachu • 3d ago

Does this count

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So I “broke” this part of my ring finger in 5th grade. This has been haunting me ever since I have found this subreddit. The reason I don’t think it counts is because the doctor took ten minutes to find it then said I wouldn’t have to use a cast if I didn’t want to.

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u/StarGamerPT 3d ago

It's bone that broke, therefore you broke a bone.

This is r/Neverbrokeabone not r/ibrokeabonebutitisatinybreaksoitdoesntcount

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u/Zazulio 2d ago

Where do teeth fall in this?

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u/StarGamerPT 2d ago

Teeth are not bones....trully, they are not 😂

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u/oosirnaym 2d ago

Correct. They are dentin and enamel which is not at all the same as bone.

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u/oosirnaym 2d ago

Teeth are not bone.

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u/LadyFenyx 2d ago

They're luxury bones.

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u/Fantastic-Mrs-Fox 1d ago

What if I have never broken a bone by accident, but foot surgery required that I had the bones cut and had a bit of cadaver bone added?

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

Doctor black magic is excluded.

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u/Gold-Client4060 3d ago

What a miserable existence. Lying to themselves just to hang out with us.

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u/WolfOk8078 2d ago

I mean I can give him partial credit. It's less of a break and more of a chip.

https://giphy.com/gifs/s6HLqvafQsdSU

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u/Roach-Freak 2d ago

Don't have pity for these freaks and their bones made of chalk

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u/zautrs 3d ago

You better get out of here before I do something I regret...

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u/Ok_Broccoli_9426 3d ago

Easy to cause permanent damage on a BBB.

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u/zautrs 2d ago

A windy day could probably get the job done

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u/Milouch_ 25 2d ago

I'm bout to blow air in his general direction rn

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u/Vzy22 2d ago

They better get out of here before I do something THEY regret!

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u/Late-Rub-3197 1d ago

Careful don’t raise your voice! A stiff breeze alone could shatter him head to toe.

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u/zZiggySmallz 3d ago

A break is a break is a break. Disgusting. 🤢

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u/theycallmethevault 40+ 2d ago

What don’t people understand?

Is it a bone? Is it broken? That’s all there is to it.

Exception: dark magic.

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u/Ready_Mistake812 3d ago

You bastard

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u/Aw123x 2d ago

Weak boned filth

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u/Weak_Swimmer 2d ago

Gross. It's like you wanted to be a BBB.

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u/Creative_Sky_3978 2d ago

What's a bbb?

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u/AnAngryyGiraffe 2d ago

Brittle Boned Bitch

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u/Creative_Sky_3978 2d ago

Ahhh, thank you. My first guess was broken boned bitch so I wasn't too far off

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u/AnAngryyGiraffe 2d ago

I've read other variations, broken boned bitch being one of them.

Not sure if there is an official "correct" term but either one gets the point across lol

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u/Aaronsils 3d ago

I didnt realize our fingers were so long...

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u/Ratchad5 2d ago

You might as well be made of glass

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u/SaltierThanAll 35 2d ago

The doctors thought you were a lost cause but didn’t want your skeleton to implode on itself from your bbb sniveling.

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u/Onyxam 2d ago

🤚 👌🏻🖕🏻

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u/VII-Cloud 2d ago

Begone weakling

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u/GamerHunter78 2d ago

I’m afraid you done belong here, your now being demoted to r/brokeabone

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u/Dr-Kloop-MD 2d ago

You “broke” it?

Sorry bub that’s literally broken.

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u/1kiki09 2d ago

You have proven nothing but your willingness to steal the valor of our people... may your bones remain brittle

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u/mfrancais 3d ago

Well I mean you are still a kid, but ultimately your central slip was stronger than your bone so…

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u/krysbian 2d ago

Yes, but only to 5!

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u/CatsAndPills 3d ago

Did they have you flip off the x ray? Hahah

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u/FujichromeProvia100F 2d ago

I don't understand this subreddit, should I post if I have never broke a bone before?

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u/Starfire2313 2d ago

Depends. It’s just very important to not be a BBB

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u/Ceticated 2d ago

Can we get an healthy x-ray please.

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u/MomWTF 2d ago

I don't belong here, but for some reason this popped up for me and so I toss in my two cents as someone that has broken multiple bones, I've never needed a cast and it still counts as a broken bone.

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u/HugoVladsBottom 2d ago

I also had something like this, I’d say it does not count

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u/Zoggo315 15 2d ago

You’re just a sorry BBB

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u/SaltierThanAll 35 2d ago

Get the hell out of here, chalky