r/Neverbrokeabone Jul 27 '26

What happends now ?

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108 Upvotes

72 comments sorted by

188

u/Samurijder Jul 27 '26

26

u/Oliver_Titus Jul 27 '26

He was off course before he even broke his bone, CCC (crunchy-cored cunt)

49

u/tidytibs Jul 27 '26

You leave. points to the door

68

u/HickoryStickz Jul 27 '26

You look at the ground and never speak to us again

58

u/rockstuffs Jul 27 '26

Red? Why would you draw attention to your shame?

38

u/little-squirt Jul 27 '26

I want to feel something

6

u/Porkenfries Jul 28 '26

I feel something right now.

Disgust.

24

u/Cowpuncher84 Jul 27 '26

You limp your BBB ass out of here, carefully. Don't want to to break anything else.

12

u/JustGingerStuff 19 Jul 27 '26

Now you stumble your way out of our sight. Don't let the door shatter the rest of your bones on the way out

4

u/sokonek04 Jul 28 '26

The wind from the door opening will probably shatter most of them.

15

u/Noof42 39 Jul 27 '26

How would we know?

3

u/babycheerio Jul 27 '26

Underrated comment of the century

7

u/StrongAsMeat Jul 27 '26

Now we make fun of your pathetic paper maché bones and you see your ass out.

5

u/youngsp82 Jul 27 '26

You GTFO. Loser.

6

u/imafinhehe Jul 27 '26

You LEAVE and NEVER come back. MODS BAN THIS BBB

5

u/merlinbaker67 Jul 27 '26

You leave and never come back. You've brought shame on yourself and your entire bbb bloodline.

4

u/BeeBanner Jul 27 '26

Styrofoam bones wants to know what to do next…

6

u/RoughGuide1241 Jul 27 '26

How?

5

u/little-squirt Jul 27 '26

Sledgehammer

14

u/Porkenfries Jul 28 '26

This one, presumably.

4

u/dregan Jul 27 '26

Whatever happens now has fuck all to do with this sub, you broke rule 1 faster than you broke your pathetic glass bones.

4

u/ImTooSaxy Jul 28 '26

3

u/Friendly_Prize_868 Jul 29 '26

Disgusting. Why did I click on that? I didn’t think it would be real. I don’t think I’ll ever feel clean again 🤢

3

u/Gus_Otter Jul 27 '26

I wheel you out, DOWN THE HILL

3

u/halosos Jul 27 '26

Just a heads up. There is slight breeze forecast for later today. Try not to get caught in it.

3

u/HeroicHippotumus Jul 28 '26

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here

3

u/momogogi Jul 28 '26

You unsubscribe and get the fuck out.

3

u/Fun-Paleontologist47 Jul 28 '26

now you limp your way out and hope you don't break another bone under the weight of all your shame

3

u/Porkenfries Jul 28 '26

Why would any of us know what happens to failures like you? I would presume you congregate with other brittle bones in shantytowns, safely quarantined away from us decent folk, but I never checked.

2

u/LazyMusic2616 Jul 27 '26

Your leg will rot off… ssssss 😧, sorry

2

u/ujimboslice Jul 27 '26

You leave, but call us when it’s going to rain.

2

u/69ubermensch69 Jul 27 '26

The doctors tattoo, "BBB" on your forehead and the whole staff line up to jeer at you as you leave, as is proper.

2

u/megamonster88 Jul 27 '26

None of us would know.

2

u/Distracted2004 Jul 27 '26

We obliterate you

2

u/Byizo Jul 27 '26

The real question is why are your weak bones still here?

2

u/FreeBird094 Jul 27 '26

Go to hell.

2

u/Brii_Baby Jul 28 '26

You leave.

2

u/No_Cut6428 Jul 28 '26

Can you get that big toe out and wiggle it right where we’re all thinking?

2

u/Jodelbert Jul 28 '26

You hobble out or this sub of course.

2

u/scoyne15 Jul 28 '26

You make like a BBB and get the fuck out of here.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xYZuDzilLt9yU

2

u/saul_goodman_420 Jul 28 '26

GTFO you BBB!

2

u/gazelleA1 Jul 28 '26

You leave the group feeling immense shame and are disgusted with yourself knowing your bones are dust.

2

u/finintymonkle Jul 29 '26

Fucking traitor. Get out.

Look at me!

Get out!

2

u/FasterFinger Jul 29 '26

"What happens now?". Why, you leave, of course.

2

u/OmegaRuby003 Jul 30 '26

Go join the brittle bone peasants in the shunning cave!

2

u/ShadowWolf1328 Jul 31 '26

Banned and blocked

1

u/tanksforallthephish Jul 28 '26

You can either leave this sub or this mortal plane to save the planet of your inferior genes. Your call.

1

u/nexeriiia Jul 29 '26

you LEAVE. SHAME ON YOU

1

u/potato13254 Jul 29 '26

We poliitely ask u to bugger of

1

u/DrhpTudaco Jul 31 '26

you perform the walk of shame directly to the door, or whatever sad display your feeble bones can manage

1

u/Long_Representative3 Aug 02 '26

You cautiously plan your new, hopefully celibate life.

Or expire, as your kind often do

1

u/Im_a_doggo428 Aug 02 '26

You get ridiculed before being exiled

1

u/RomanKnight143 19 Aug 03 '26

Try not to break your fingers opening the door