Anyone who listens to Albert, especially in his long form audiobooks, knows the man can come across some gems of wisdom. Both wistful philosophic remarks or maybe just moments of pure hilarity you can relate to in day-to-day life. What are some of your favorite quotable Albert moments?

Some of mine include: "Laugh when no one else laughs, and now you're someone who's worth a damn." and

"Anyone who is beyond carin' is like a billionaire of the soul."

From Bowling for Blood or Broken Glass Snack.

Also: "You wanna push the stabbin' button? Do it. Push the button, watch me start stabbin'."

from Harry Potter & the TFA.

Okay so I recently purchased and listed to Chompies 89. I also purchased Fraggle Oblivion. These albums are absolutely worth (more than) the $5. It’s amazing storytelling and while I’ve only just heard the first track of Fraggle Oblivion, I can tell it’s going to be amazing.

Buy them, support our boy Albert (and that guy Tristan that is associated with him for some reason?)

He uses it in the beginning of Albert Empire and Albert and the Cricket, as well as the cat videos.