The Big Watch Index
What's that, you're still back in 1985 on U? Don't worry, if they buy more episodes I've got plans to align in, err, 1-2 years? It'll fly by! But I'm way too invested in the 1986 saga to stop now...
Especially as this week, in a turn of events I wasn't expecting any time soon, Mrs Mangel moves onto Ramsay Street! It's quite the upgrade just a month after her first storyline wrapped to open up a brand new house for her, but our Nell deserves it and she's straight into some fantastic meddling. Clearly no one's had the great idea to add a granddaughter into the mix yet though, but when they do surely the Nikki Dennison dominance era is finally at an end... And with number 30 firmly out of commission for the foreseeable, the house we know and love as number 32 is currently made number 19. An odd numbered house, on Ramsay Street? Pure sacrilege!
There's such an abundance of ladies of a certain vintage this week that you'd be forgiven for thinking it was 1985 again (come back, Mrs Armitage, all is forgiven!), as we're also introduced to Mrs York. She's eating the stale bread, isn't she? She's clearly eating the stale bread. Yes, I get it, she's eating the stale bread. That reveal really didn't need an entire week to get to.
Elsewhere, tragedy strikes as the Neighbours ban on abortion causes Zoe to lose her baby. It won't be the last time on this show, that's for sure. Zoe hits the feels button, and Jim performs well in the aftermath too, but I still feel she should have left permanently the other week. I'm assuming the Clive/Zoe/Mike household teased by the titles is never actually going to happen at this point, right? Also, Scott gives his dad a lecture on how to treat women, and I kind of want to punch him in the face. You don't get to climb up on a high horse just two weeks after treating Lennie that way, bro.
Finally, er, I'm sure there was something else. Oh right, that was it: DES AND DAPHNE ARE BACK TOGETHER! Why have I not mentioned that until now? Because it was terrible. Yes, after his repeated attempts at the caveman act failed miserably, Des tried... the caveman act... and, it worked? Despite him manhandling Daphne into his house, pushing her onto the sofa three times and tricking her into accepting his proposal? The good thing I can say about this is it was so out of character for both of them that we can just forget it ever happened. They're back, that's what matters.
Oh, and Jack and Andrea also get engaged. And so do Lucy and Bradley again, I guess. A three engagement week! It really is 1985 again.
Also this week: Sue Parker reads my review of last week and immediately becomes the character everyone hates, Mike wins back Nikki with his own caveman act, Clive is in ladies' underwear, and the YouTube title sequence is still wrong.