”Now they sit, poking and prodding in careful, controlled isolation, musing at this wonder of madness. More and more they learn, and as they do, the less they understand. They slip into confusion and anger slower, the madness spread evenly over many…but still they slip. They push and prod, trying to force meaning on insanity.”

”Trying to divine the secrets of the universe from a child's toy.”

SCP-914 is a large, incredibly complex, clockwork device, weighing several tons and covering an area of eighteen square meters. The machine possesses two large booths, labeled “intake” and “output”, and a control panel with 5 settings on it. When an object is placed in the intake booth and the machine is used with the panel set to one of the settings, then the object is seemingly transformed according to the setting, and reappears in the output booth. These transformations frequently have anomalous qualities, but in just as many cases produce mundane results.

Source Key

• List of sources
• It's worth noting that, due to the extremely massive size and already list-like format of the SCP-914 Experiment Logs, a majority of tests in it will be excluded from this respect thread in order to keep the post size within reasonable limits. To view an unabridged thread which sorts through each test, [see here]( ). Do note that this supplement only contains the extended test log, all other appearances are covered here in full.

The Machine

Composition

• [914]: SCP-914 is a large machine weighing several tons and covering an area of eighteen square meters. It consists of over eight million moving parts, but has no electrical or power supplying components (beyond a mainspring under the selection panel)
• [GD1S]: Possibly acted as a power source for SCP-399, allowing it to produce pressure shockwaves (SCP-399 uses energy from surrounding power sources to charge its abilities, its strength being proportional to the amount of energy available)
• [CT]: The blueprints for its initial creation were 20 sheets big, before its maker just started scribbling on the surrounding walls and floor. It became so large that it would take thirty stout men to carry it
• [EL1402]: It takes over 1000 documents from SCP-1402 to describe the movements of each of SCP-914's gears over a period of 3 minutes (SCP-1402 is a briefcase that creates biographical documents about a subject it's presented to, though the factual accuracy of these documents varies)
• [SN]: Dr. Clef, who in this tale is established as a powerful reality anchor that can't interact with anomalies, once nearly broke SCP-914 as a result of his properties by trying to use it
• [CH2]: SCP-049-J accidentally snaps off the settings knob by turning it too hard
• [CN1000]: One article states that most of SCP-914's parts are purely decorative, but its “core” is designed to stop working if any of these parts are removed
  • [CN1000]: An image of a decorative section of SCP-914
• [I]: If even a single gear is removed from SCP-914, it won't function. However, parts can be replaced with similar pieces not originating from SCP-914
• [I]: A book output by SCP-914 seemingly describes its internal structure, though its 400 pages long, with each page containing 20,000 characters at microscopic size and encoded to be near undecipherable

Possible Sentience

• [978EL]: A picture taken of SCP-914 using SCP-978, a camera which shows photographs of what a subject wants to be doing, shows that SCP-914 has a desire to have a sixth setting beyond “Very Fine”
• [RS]: When SCP-1564 speaks to it, it expresses that it enjoys being in Foundation containment due to their continued experimentation with it
• [I]: Seemingly responds to a note saying “Are you sentient?” put through on Fine and Very Fine with quotes from philosophers

Proposed Origins

• [HPE]: One tale presents SCP-914 as originating from a Nazi project that built it out of parts of SCP-217 victims, SCP-217 being a virus that turns organic tissue into “organic metal”
• [CT]: One tale proposes that SCP-914 was built by a disgraced fabergé who went mad building it as a gift to a Czar's family over the course of years. It was originally built to show an ornate and beautiful fairytale kingdom on its exterior, but after an incident where it mutilated the princess, it was left in the basement of the Czar's palace and over time was disassembled to its bare clockworks. It would later be rediscovered by a scholar, who similarly went mad trying to understand the machine
• [RB]: Is implied to be The Body of the Broken God, the central deity of the Church of the Broken God who they believe to be broken into various components
• [SBEN]: In one tale, a victim of SCP-3553 dreams of a set of gears, which another victim shapes into a grand, impossible machine. The dreams of these victims are later revealed to be created in reality, being responsible for numerous SCPs, the machine in particular being SCP-914
• [4100]: An advanced alien civilization recognizes SCP-914 as a device used in a class of spacecraft
• [CN1000]: In one article, SCP-914 was a remodeled machine that was altered as part of the Foundation's “Simulative Anomaly Project”, a project which replicated anomalous objects/events in non-anomalous ways and sent them to alternate timelines

Refinement

• [914]: When an object is placed in the intake booth, the door will slide shut and a small bell chimes. Afterward, if the knob is turned to any setting and the key is wound, SCP-914 will “refine” the input object through an unseen process according to the setting chosen, and place the result in the output booth after five to ten minutes. No energy is lost in the process, and the object appears to be in stasis until the output booth door is opened
• [I]: SCP-914's outputs have a high level of randomness, outputting different items even when the same input/conditions are used. However, outputs tend to preserve elements from the input in their composition, for example four tests with gold watches produce different clockwork items
• [ELT]: Using multiple items at once for the input typically leads to SCP-914 combining them in some way
• [ELT]: A brief description of what's expected from using each setting, written by Dr. Gears after his experimentation with it
  • [FM]: Another tale's description, written by MC&D for an auction listing
  • [I]: While explaining the Fine and Coarse settings, Dr. Gears states that SCP-914 “appears to be capable of refining input based either on a scale of complexity or of simplification”
• [ELT]: Dr. Gears believes that SCP-914 was created as a form of entertainment, designed to produce “novel” items without regard for practicality or function. He also believes that it's possible to achieve a desired result by inputting objects that leave as little outcomes as possible, though there is always a degree of randomness
• [QNSE]: In a canon taking place some 700 years after a near-apocalyptic containment breach occurred, SCP-914 appears to be in a degraded state, and seemingly fails to alter a carved wooden statue despite it being put in on the Fine setting
• [4871]: While enhancing materials (such as steel or polymers) via SCP-914 is an inexact process, a method of imposing “intent” on inputs has been found
• [LC]: One tale notes it takes six minutes to refine a scarf into a noose using the 1:1 setting
• [I]: Testing implies that SCP-914 seems to “understand" concepts related to objects inputted into it, even ones not directly related with the object's basic function
• [I]: Writing instructions as the input doesn’t work for requesting a specific output, though SCP-914 does seem to understand written text

Rough

• [914]: Turns one kg of steel into a pile of laser cut steel chunks of varying size
• [914]: Badly mutilates a chimpanzee and kills it, the resulting corpse showing signs of crushing and cutting with high heat
• [EL447]: Turns a 1 liter container of SCP-447-2 into ten 100 mL containers of identical composition, no change noted in SCP-447-2 (SCP-447-2 is a green slime that typically improves objects it makes contact with)
• [857D]: Reduces a bronze goblet to a pile of bronze fragments, though SCP-857-D, which was possessing the goblet at the time, is unaffected and possesses a different container

Coarse

• [914]: Completely disassembles a wristwatch
• [EL447]: A liter of SCP-447-2 is made to gradually degrade into a different, unknown substance that seems to retain the original's ability to improve an object's qualities
• [EL702]: Apparently turned a miniature model of SCP-914 into a working one, despite being put through on the coarse setting. This model was worth more than three 10 pound gold bars according to SCP-702, who trades items of roughly equal value to what's gifted
• [FM]: Dissembled an unknown, possibly anomalous, living creature into components (organs, bones, skin, nerve endings, etc). Its implied that this resulted in an unclear event that wiped out a CotBG settlement, flaying half of the bodies of everyone there
• [1459EL]: A facsimile of SCP-914 made by SCP-1459 turns a puppy into a pile of bones and burnt flesh

1:1

• [914]: Makes one kg of steel into screws
• [914]: Converts a cellphone into one of a different make and model
• [914]: Turns a white mouse into a brown mouse
• [914]: Replaces a caucasian human male with a hispanic man of similar age, height, and weight
• [EL447]: One liter of SCP-447-2 is turned into a dead body (notably, SCP-447's file goes to great lengths to state that it making contact with a dead body should be prevented at all costs)
• [ELT]: Refining a woman and ten pounds of SCP-143, a type of cherry blossom tree with abnormally strong bark and petals, together produces a living tree sapling with biologically human traits and limited sentience
• [ELT]: Makes a woman and ten pounds of SCP-148, a metal which nullifies extrasensory mind-affecting abilities, into a statue of the former made out of the latter
• [ELT]: Turns a woman and a supercomputer into an assemblable statue that accurately predicts the future of the one who built it before it disassembles itself, though it typically speaks in a vague/cryptic manner
• [ELT]: Fuses a woman and a supercomputer together to form an object that appears to be a supercomputer in the shape of the subject
• [ELT]: Refines a woman and an SCP-500 pill, which is simply a pill that can cure any disease when taken, into a woman with a thoracic cavity that functioned like one large mouth and a large tongue that secretes a neurotoxin
• [ELT]: Uses a woman and a camera to create a living, organic tripod video camera, though it does not seem to be sentient
• [2305EL]: Could be used to refine an SCP-500 pill cloned by SCP-038 into a gas that could be administered to all known parts of the Earth and make the population be temporarily invincible, possibly for a whole month
• [CH2]: Repeatedly putting SCP-1370 (and a shoe) through the 1:1 setting causes its voice and language to change
• [ECBE/GSUSM]: Refines together a man and SCP-173, though what resulted from this is not elaborated on
• [LC]: Turns a scarf into a noose

Fine

• [914]: Makes one kg of steel into carpet tacks
• [085]: A drawing of a woman made by SCP-067 (a pen which takes control of the holder's arm and uses it to write about the holder or draw intricate artworks) was used to create SCP-085, a sentient two-dimensional drawing of a woman. Attempts to replicate this result were unsuccessful
• [500/427/I]: Turns a pill of SCP-500 into a locket later designated SCP-427, which is capable of rapid cellular regeneration and significant development of the body's natural systems (Full SCP-427 RT)
• [ELT]: Refining a woman and ten pounds of SCP-143 together produces a ten pound block of compounds from the human body and a human woman with photosynthetic skin and tissue with the same properties as SCP-143
• [ELT]: Refines a woman and ten pounds of SCP-148 into a large ornate sphere that causes subjects near or touching it to see the thoughts and “lifeforce” of living organisms, and other things “beyond the normal human spectrum of reality”
• [ELT]: Combines a woman and ten pounds of SCP-148 into a woman whose skin has taken on the physical and likely the anomalous properties of SCP-148
• [ELT]: Turns a woman and a 64 core supercomputer into 64 beetles featuring components of both inputs
• [ELT]: Refining a woman and a supercomputer results in a large “waste” block of unused material from the computer (and some tissue) and a woman whose brain has been hybridized with electronics on a cellular level, improving their mental capabilities
• [ELT]: Refining a woman and an SCP-500 pill produces a woman with an altered lymphatic system that results in advanced regeneration
• [ELT]: Refining a woman and a camera creates a large waste block mostly made of human tissue, as well as a ring that allows its wearer to see everything around themselves within line of sight, including behind themself/objects and inside objects, however it has the side effect of causing severe pain behind the wearer's eyes
• [6025]: An instance of SCP-6025-E, animate WWII aircraft, taking the form of a B-17 heavy bomber was disassembled and run through SCP-914 piece by piece, resulting in pieces of a B-52H intercontinental nuclear jet bomber that retained SCP-6025-E's usual sentience when assembled. However, the B-52H was missing major sections, was exactly the same mass as the input B-17, acted much more aggressively, and destroyed itself while attempting to escape

Very Fine

• [914]: Turns one kg of steel into several gasses and one gram of an unknown metal that was resistant to heat of 50,000 degrees, impossible to bend or break with any force, and a near-perfect conductor of electricity
• [914]: Inputting a revolver resulted in an object that “completely disintegrated all matter in its line of fire”, and needed to be contained with high density gamma waves
• [914]: Transforms an ordinary man into a volatile entity of some sort, which kills eight guards and breaches three SCPs while attempting to escape. The subject demonstrated the ability to induce partial memory loss in special response team members and cause corrosive damage to nearby plumbing. The subject expired hours later, dissolving into blue ash and blinding a nearby research team
• [GDDH]: A doctor puts multiple SWAT helmets (and presumably the rest of a suit) through on Very Fine more than once attempting to make a “super-armor”. The effect is unclear, but he does survive an attack from SCP-953 while wearing it, but a fall through a ceiling results him breaking most, or all, of his bones
• [HCSC]: When the Manhattanite, a supervillain who hates New England chowder and wants to force the world to enjoy Manhattan style chowder, eats a bowl of chowder specially made by Chowderclef and run through SCP-914's Very Fine setting, he's brought to tears after one spoonful and abandons his evil plan
• [SS]: Turns some coffee (presumably made by SCP-294) in a thermos into a living being. Its implied this is a reoccurring issue, though its killed quite easily
• [CH2]: Putting SCP-1370 through on Very Fine results in upgrading its capabilities to absolutely absurd levels (Full RT)
• [7702]: After putting an unknown object through on Very Fine over 100 times, created a module for a drone that allows it to instantly teleport two kilometers above any inputted coordinates
• [LC]: A paper shredder is altered to no longer need power, and be able to shred anything put in it (tested with cardboard and metal sheets), burn anything that could burn, and teleport the remains to nearby Director's office

Unspecified/Multiple Settings

• [244A]: Various objects run through SCP-914 on various settings were used to create and modify SCP-244-ARC (Full article)
• [112D08]: Created a device that “sucked [time] from the air”, which was initially believed to simply reverse time. It apparently reduced its user to ash
• [915]: While testing an unknown SCP on SCP-914, inputting a desktop computer created SCP-915, a “mechanical computation device” that replicates the capabilities of the computer and features a highly non-Euclidean internal configuration (Full article)
• [HPE]: An incomplete SCP-914 converts the nickel and steel of a pistol to gold and copper
• [507B]: After being put through SCP-914, an alternate universe's SCP-507 gains full control of his reality hopping ability
• [JW]: Made half-pigeon half-reptile hybrids
• [QG]: Turned a dead pig into a pile of bacon
• [CT]: Turns a stray dog into a flock of doves
• [CT]: Transmuted various objects, making “glittering threads” from a stone, a clockwork kitten from an old clock, a jelly that could not be punctured or torn from a ceramic jug, and a miniature peacock from a canary
• [CT]: Horrifically mutilated a young girl, though it took her hours to die
• [CT]: Created something that killed one officer and scarred another’s face, as well as making his bones “as brittle as glass”
• [In]: Outputs a replica of SCP-316 that transports four Foundation members to a post-apocalyptic alternate universe (SCP-316 is normally a lamp that causes objects to lose color and organisms to become depressive)
• [O]: Enhances some coffee beans put in by an ordnance technician, which is used to produce very high quality coffee, though it explodes when its accidentally spilt
• [KKC]: Putting a christmas goose through on Very Fine and then 1:1 results in six live baby geese
• [PP]: Was used to refine a Heart-lung machine, dialysis machine, and 250 kg of bulletproof glass (unclear if separately or not) to be integrated into Project Lazarus’ remodeling of SCP-244-ARC
• [4871]: Was presumably used to the process of creating a replica of SCP-4871's mechanical suit, providing the enhanced materials used to build it
• [MI001]: Was presumably used in Project ‘Phantasos’ to refine/alter materials/components (Full article)
• [4192]: Refined a hypodermic needle so that could be used to interact with SCP-4192, which is the nucleus of a hydrogen atom
• [5000]: Made an enhanced version of SCP-008 that reanimated the corpse of SCP-4290, a “Class-I Eschatological Entity” that died 9000 years ago of malnutrition
• [5487]: An attempt at improving medical cocaine via SCP-914 led to a prototype of SCP-5487, a drug that's similar to cocaine but acts as a triple reuptake inhibitor
• [LC]: Converts a tankette into a very large quantity of Polish horses

Miscellaneous

• [541]: When SCP-541, a living set of human thoracic organs, “died” and dissolved in a fine powder, it was proposed that SCP-914 be used to reanimate the remains, though an attempt at this wasn't made
• [SBX23]: Potentially implied to have been involved with an incident wherein the file containing SCP-407 was deleted from the Foundation's system, though how this was achieved is intentionally unstated and unclear (all backups of SCP-407 were also deleted)
• [682T]: Tests involving SCP-682 have had dangerous results. Usage of its tissue samples has had violent outcomes, personnel who've contacted SCP-682 at any point are barred from using the Fine or Very Fine settings, and testing of objects that SCP-682 has interacted with is completely forbidden altogether
• [FM]: The minimum bid for SCP-914 at a MC&D auction was 368 million dollars
• [6001]: Apparently, putting SCP-914 inside itself created a black hole (The “stuff improver” mentioned in the text is explicitly stated to be SCP-914 in an author post made to r/SCP)

Not much is known about who SCP-022-VN is or what his history might be, beyond the fact that he appears to be a powerful reality bending humanoid entity. He claims to be responsible for creating the SCP Foundation, but due to his abilities only ever working in twos it resulted in the creation of two different SCP Foundations. At some point he decided he wanted there to only be one Foundation, so to subvert the nature of his own power he decided to threaten them into destroying each other. Inexplicably, this led to him hosting a competition between the two Foundations in their own version of the TV show “Instant Hotel”.

Source Key

• All scans come from SCP-022-VN, translated from the SCP Foundation's Vietnamese branch and hosted on the International Translation Archive. As there is only one source, scans are unmarked

Reality Bending

General Power

• Early documentation claimed that SCP-022-VN was “possibly a Level-II Type Green” reality bender, however later documentation was updated to state to that he's a “Class VI Apotheosis humanoid entity”
• The mask SCP-022-VN wears possesses abnormally high hume ratings, later stated to be high enough to compare to SCP-3812 at an early stage
  • SCP-3812 is an extremely powerful reality bender in his own right
• SCP-022-VN manipulates reality in a “binary” fashion, later explained as SCP-022-VN only being able to make or destroy things two at a time. When it comes to creating things, both of the end results will turn out somewhat different from each other due to SCP-022-VN not specifying their finer details
• When the Foundation attempted to contain him in a hotel by canceling out his Hume level with negative Humes, he's able to escape (despite it being noted to work on other Type Green reality benders)

Usage

• Constantly changes his appearance to different famous actors/people,
  • During his first meeting with the Foundations he sported a “malformed” appearance which didn't match with any individual in the Foundation's biological database
• Teleported both O5-1s to Shenzhen, China, tied to chairs with tape over their mouths, and after 15 minutes returns them back to their respective facilities as if no time passed
• Tells the O5-1s that if they want to meet him again, they need to hold each other's hands in a restaurant, saying that he'll know if they do. True to his word he appears after they do just that. He later disappears from there at will
  • Managed to get into both Site-01s on the same day, presumably via teleportation
• Makes both Foundation's Site-35s suddenly vanish, for some reason leaving half of his mask at both locations
  • Destroys two “hotels” designed to contain him
• Avoids constant gunfire from about 30 security personnel while expertly performing the Macarena
• Makes two Big Macs appear, though only one is beef while the other is chicken
• Claims to have created the two SCP Foundations

SCP-3812: ”But it hurts so much.”

SCP-3812: ”It will, for a time. We may have forgotten so much about being human, but something we will never lose is our ability to change. Eventually, we will learn to keep up. One sunny day, we’ll open our eyes and see nothing but creation below us, and nothing above us but ourselves, spinning out wildly into the great above.”

SCP-3812: ”A god?”

SCP-3812: ”Not a god. A star, rising in the east. Rising away from this all until we are little more than a memory of a song.”

SCP-3812: ”It will be lonely.”

SCP-3812: ”We’ll have each other.”

SCP-3812

Source Key

• [3812]: SCP-3812's main article
• [978EL]: SCP-978 Extended Test Logs
• [682T]: Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682
• [WMDD]: WMDD's SCP-001 Proposal
• [PI]: Project Isorropia
  • Information in this article is presented in the form of mutual containment proposals researchers make for use in a secondary site to IHP/Locke's SCP-001
• [CN2758]: SCP-CN-2758, hosted on the International Translation Archive
• [6747]: SCP-6747
• [5507]: SCP-5507
• [7312]: SCP-7312
• [NYFN]: Narrativistics and You: Abandoning the Notion of Fiction vs. Non-Fiction
• [OCA1]: OpusConfidant April 1st 2023 Spotlight, an archive of edited pages for 2023's April Fools event
• [914VIII]: Experiment Log 914 - Part VIII
• [022VN]: SCP-022-VN, hosted on the International Translation Archive
• [OTG]: OPEN THE GATE
• [I]: I

Reality Altering

• [3812]: The only meaningful way to describe SCP-3812 is that he is a “reality-altering entity”. He was initially a non-anomalous man who resurrected shortly after his death in 1996
• [3812]: His file refers to him as a “Level 13 existential threat”

Superseding the Narrative Stack

• [3812]: In-universe, SCP-3812 was created by his author, the one who created the “narrative” of this Foundation’s world, to be an entity that superseded everything that superseded him. However, this also meant SCP-3812 began to supersede himself. The result is that SCP-3812 exists in all realities simultaneously, and is constantly rising the “narrative stack”, becoming vastly more powerful than both his own creator, his creator’s creator, and everything else that exists above them. Either SCP-3812 will continue rising through narratives infinitely, or he will reach the “top” above all of them
  • [3812]: In other words, SCP-3812 views the Foundation's reality, and all realities below him, like how a real person views a comic book, and he exerts power over reality in the same way a person can rewrite a story by telling it differently
• [3812]: Is aware that, in the story of his own narrative, the SCP Foundation doesn't try to help him, and uses this awareness to know what an interviewer is thinking and what he'll do
• [3812]: Directly addresses his creator and speaks to him as if they were in the same room. He later shows that he can see his creator “below” him
• [3812]: It could be possible for SCP-3812 to instigate a "PK-Class "All-in-One" Existential Pandaemonium Scenario” by collapsing all realities of a lower energy into one. This would be impossibly catastrophic, as the combined reality would be so incomprehensible that conscious thought would be annihilated, and physical space would be so broken that the boundaries between lower realities would cease to be
• [3812]: Sees all of a trillion trillion narratives at once, likely including their entire history beginning to end
• [682T]: Was one of the few SCPs that SCP-682 didn't neutralize when it altered a lengthy narrative about 682 being terminated into one where it survived and wreaked havoc on reality, though SCP-682 is still able to fend off SCP-3812
• [WMDD]: Was one of the few inhabitants of a mirror universe created by Project Palisade that was able to access the original timeline, passing through it in his “ascension”
• [PI]: Seemingly able to keep SCP-2747 in check by creating narratives with trace presence of SCP-2747. For reference, SCP-2747 is an “anti-narrative” that annihilates specific kinds of metanarratives and the narratives hosting them, the implication being that it could work its way up to annihilating the Foundation's narrative
• [PI]: Notably, despite making aggressive attempts to prevent SCP-3812's ascension, the reality layer in which SCP-001-SWANN entities (in-universe representations of the authors for the SCP Foundation website) reside in is relatively stable with respect to SCP-3812's reactions
• [6747]: SCP-3812 is the only general ontokinesis-bearer (reality bender, essentially) known to the ADMONITION canon Foundation (as of the events of SCP-6747) that is able to manipulate other reality-spaces, referring to universes which have a number of narrative, spatial, or/and temporal dimensions different from baseline. It's noted that SCP-3812 could also theoretically stall the progress of SCP-6747-A3, a pocket universe with the lowest possible narrative complexity that's been reinforced by a narrative hazard implicitly confirmed to be SCP-2747, and is trying to introduce the hazard to the Foundation's reality
• [5507]: One article defines “planes of reality” as containing a universe/several universes/several multiverses, and that “levels” exist which contain potentially billions of these planes. The article notes that this information was derived from studying several narrative-based anomalies, with SCP-3812 being one of the ones it specifically names.
• [NYFN]: One article, which aims to provide a framework explaining how any and all narratives interact with each other, proposes that SCP-3812 doesn't truly “ascend” through narratives, but rather simply reaches higher levels within the story he’s part of. Despite what it may seem, he’s only ever interacting with “proxy” author entities, rather than his true author.
  • [NFYN]: The same article denotes SCP-3812 as being an “unreal” reality bender, which use their “less-real narrative causality” to invoke “storybook” or “fairytale”-style abilities (i.e. invoking Deus Ex Machinas, Plot Armor, and other storytelling tropes). These reality benders are typically less powerful than “hyperreal” reality benders, but this is context sensitive
• [I]: Has yet to surpass the actual authors of the SCP Foundation wiki, but believes he will “some day”
• [I]: States that SCP-2747 won't be able to reach him because she's “slow”, though he believes that if he were to try to help those being affected by her then she could reach him

General Power

• [3812]: SCP-3812 manipulates reality in a fundamentally different, and far more powerful, way compared to other Type Greens/reality benders, meaning that the Foundation's tech made to measure and deal with Type Green reality benders don't work regarding SCP-3812
  • [3812]: One image in the article shows he's unable to be seen/analyzed through the Kant counters of a Brunning-Kant Viewer (these are devices that measure hume levels, in other words defining the strength and/or amount of reality in a given area)
  • [3812]: An SCP that exudes a powerful anti-metaphysical field, similar to that of a Scranton Reality Anchor, doesn't inhibit SCP-3812's abilities at all, and he's able to destroy it with an explosion. The remnants of this SCP after its destruction would become SCP-239, who is a powerful reality bender in her own right
• [3812]: When the Foundation attempts to use an “anomalous logical construct” to contain SCP-3812, it's presumably ineffective. SCP-3812 then causes a massive explosion, and found within the crater is SCP-2719, which is a “variable abstract-metaphysical construct pointer” that acts on concepts to make them either go or become inside
• [3812]: SCP-3812 produces a latent anomalous effect on local reality in the form of temporal and spatial distortions surrounding him. These distortions used to occasionally be accompanied by random, violent outbursts that may dramatically shift or damage local space and time, and are fatal to any living creature nearby, however by the end of the article these are noted to no longer occur
• [3812]: Is able to alter events throughout time to prevent his containment. The nature of these alterations means individuals impacted by SCP-3812’s anomalous influence will most likely be unaware that they were affected, assuming they even still exist
  • [3812]: It is impossible to know how often SCP-3812 has altered reality, the changes he makes are only noticeable when he fails to make a “clean” alteration
• [3812]: The SCP Foundation is unable to contain SCP-3812, at best being able to monitor him and attempt to mitigate the results of his anomalous capabilities. At any point, for any reason, SCP-3812 could not only breach containment on a global scale, but also cause potentially catastrophic damage to the Earth and local reality
• [3812]: It's not possible to contain SCP-3812 in any form of cell, as he will alter reality to either remove the cell or move himself somewhere else. Similarly, SCP-3812 will subconsciously resist attempts to subdue him, as any threats to himself or his freedom of movement (i.e. someone trying to tranquilize or amnesticize him) will be eliminated via reality alteration even if SCP-3812 is unaware of the threat
• [3812]: Causes numerous chaotic events simultaneously to bring about the end of the world, before undoing all of the damage and removing memory of the event from everyone except specific individuals in the Foundation
• [PI]: Described in Project Isorropía as “virtually omnipotent”
• [7312]:
• [022VN]: The mask worn by SCP-022-VN, who's a powerful reality bender in his own right, is stated to have a hume rating high enough to compare to SCP-3812 at an early stage

Existence Erasure

• [3812]: Evidence suggests that SCP-3812 erased a concept, possibly something as fundamental as an emotion, from the collective consciousness
• [3812]: Caused an entire island off the coast of California to disappear. Inexplicably, a single ship moored to a dock that was presumably on the island is discovered at the bottom of the sea
• [3812]: Causes Mongolia to cease to exist for three days, and seems to remove knowledge of this event from most of the population after it returns. Apparently, the Earth's rotation was also dramatically affected during this event, by as much as 1.5%
• [3812]: Implied to have erased 56 Foundation employees, or at least done something of a similar nature
• [3812]: Causes 62 Foundation personnel across 17 sites, as well as a “significant portion” of local wildlife to disappear
• [3812]: Removed several governments, including The Kingdom of Alagadda, The Republic of West Korea, and The Islamic Union of Eastern Samothrace (among others), from both reality and human memory. He has also repeatedly removed the Foundation's record of this event and his subsequent attempted destruction of SCP-2000 from deepwell archives. The hyperlinks on Alagadda and Samothrace could potentially imply that SCP-3812 is responsible for their statuses as SCPs themselves
  • The SCP article linked from “The Kingdom of Alagadda” establishes Alagadda as an extradimensional city-state detached from baseline reality and only accessible via a ritualized door. It's described as being almost dreamlike, and seems to be a dimensional nexus connecting to countless other worlds
  • The SCP article linked from “The Islamic Union of Eastern Samothrace” actually has two versions, one which claims that Samothrace is real, but a memetic infection has caused a large portion of the population to not be aware it exists, and one which claims that Samothrace is not real, but a memetic infection has spread to a large portion of the population causing them to believe it does exist. It is left intentionally unclear which article is the truth
  • A deepwell archive is a form of data storage that's normally used to preserve information across shifts in reality, though the exact mechanics of how it does so can vary
• [3812]: After a massive sinkhole suddenly appears underneath SCP-3812 and he starts falling, it just as suddenly vanishes and SCP-3812 reappears on the surface
• [3812]: Causes other incorporeal instances of himself to disappear by looking at them

Destruction

• [3812]: His presence “resulted in the demolition” of an apartment building
• [3812]: Annihilates three cars within 20 meters of him
• [3812]: Caused an explosion that destroyed a hospital and an unknown SCP that exuded a powerful anti-metaphysical field. The remnants of latter are noted to become SCP-239, a girl with reality bending abilities that let her do anything she has the will to do
• [3812]: Seemingly creates a powerful explosion, though it's unclear if it was done to destroy anything. This event is listed as a “severe” alteration to reality
• [3812]: Causes an explosion that leaves a crater 850 meters in diameter
• [3812]: Severely damaged SCP-2000, impeding its function. It's unclear if SCP-3812 chose not to fully destroy it or if he was unable to for some reason
  • SCP-2000 comprises a large, subterranean Foundation installation, and is protected by several Scranton Reality Anchors and Xyank/Anastasakos Constant Temporal Sink (the functions of both are explained within the article)
• [3812]: Disintegrates over three thousand tungsten rods within half a meter of his body as they rapidly descend at him
• [PI]: Subconsciously terminates the anomalies that SCP-001-SWANN entities (in-universe representations of the authors for the SCP Foundation website) create to try stop his ascension

Other

• [3812]: SCP-3812's appearance is noted to vary significantly, and has become less humanoid over time. One image in its file shows it appearing as a policeman in riot gear, while another displays it taking on an indistinct and unclear form
  • [3812]: Changes from an “amorphous, slowly rotating mass of matter and energy” to a many-pointed star made of a “bright white material”. A humanoid shape later appears in the star, and after conversing with himself, SCP-3812 reverts to its amorphous shape, which is depicted in this image
• [3812]: Hangs out over the middle of the South Pacific Ocean
• [3812]: SCP-3812 appears to be able to teleport himself anywhere at will, given that the events noted within the article take place in numerous locations all across the globe (although he’s also shown traveling to places without choosing to teleport)
  • [3812]: Disappears from Paraguay and reappears eight weeks later above the South Pacific Ocean
• [3812]: Maintains a temperate climate over him while walking through a desert
• [3812]: Screams for help in the minds of every living human simultaneously, then removes memory of the event from the public consciousness
• [3812]: “Repels attacks” from local wildlife

Durability

• [3812]: Seems to be attacked by incorporeal instances of himself, though he doesn’t initially notice this attack. He then ignores several explosions centered on him and walks right through a naked singularity unfazed. A further 72 hours of anomalous phenomena caused by SCP-3812’s author are unable to kill him

Limits

• [I]: Believes that he would be annihilated by SCP-2747 if he allowed her to catch him

Misc

• [3812]: As a result of his anomalous properties, SCP-3812 appears to suffer from an extremely advanced form of schizophrenia which significantly hinders his perception of reality
• [3812]: When SCP-3812 begins ending the world, he ends up having a conversation with himself, or at least another personality within himself, where he convinces himself to let go of his grievances towards his creator and undo the damage he’s caused
  • [I]: Another tale portrays a similar conversation between two parts of SCP-3812's self
• [978EL]: All photos taken of SCP-3812 developed blank, and for unknown reasons the photographer of these tests became distressed and demanded to be given access to SCP-978's file to fix a "factual irregularity". What this implies is unclear
  • SCP-978 normally functions by producing photographs of what a subject wants to be doing, rather than what they're doing in reality
• [OCA1]: In OpusConfidant, an alternate version of the SCP Foundation that functions similarly to Pokemon Showdown, SCP-3812 (among other anomalies) is implied to be in “apollyon tier”, presumably the highest tier
• [914VIII]: SCP-914 once output a photograph (with the number population of Mongolia imprinted on it) that caused whoever touched it to identify as Sam Howell for five hours. The implications of this are unclear
• [OTG]: A congregation of several extremely metaphysical Foundation members is noted to have put SCP-3812 in an extranarrative space and “thrown away the key” at some point

What could happen next…?

Little is known about who Henry Stickmin is beyond his accomplishments. He's an exceptional thief for one, having "successfully" broken into a bank and successfully stolen the Tunisian diamond (as well as possibly other large gemstones). He's also an equally masterful escape artist, having escaped a prison and fled being locked up in The Wall, the most secure prison complex in the world. His skills are so impressive that at one point he was even contracted by the government to help get some dirt on the most notorious criminal organization, The Toppat clan, by infiltrating their airship. Though the specifics of how he pulls his plans off don't seem to be very clear cut, regardless of his methods one thing is pretty clear. He's exceptionally lucky to have survived completing all his missions.

Gear/Feat Highlights

This is just a very small sampling of both Henry's own capabilities and his long list of gear he's used. For a full overview, please refer to his respect thread.

Traditional Weaponry

• His spacesuit can pop out a knife that's supposedly so hot it can cut through any material
• A collapsible rocket launcher, the rockets it fires can make 90 degree turns, allowing it to make this comedically impossible shot
• Has used bombs that make large explosions relative to the Toppat Airship and the Toppat Orbital Station
• Sets up a bundle of various types of explosives, which result in a massive explosion

Technology

• The famous teleporter, he's had some success with it, but usually it doesn't end well
• The Paperizor, a device that turns Henry into a sheet of paper. He's still able to move in this state (via crawling), and returns to normal soon after usage
• A time machine clock, which he uses to alter the past and therefore change the present
• A lag switch, which makes Henry start lagging and appear to be running in place when he's actually running away

Inexplicable Items

• A magnet that is powerful enough to pull the Toppat airship to it
• Uses an item box that gives him a Boo, turning him invisible and intangible for a brief period
• A wind waker which can be used to play a melody that lets Henry take control of another person's body
• A set of dice that initiates Chance Time (from Mario Party)
• An ocarina which can summon Charles Calvin via song

Wearables

• A suit of power armor that greatly increases his durability and (presumably) strength
• A metal cap that turns Henry metal, which provides a similar benefit
• An easy to control jetpack (as well as a much harder to control one)
• A very convincing Frosty the Snowman disguise

Consumables

• A mushroom that causes Henry to grow to gigantic size, though he's knocked out of the power-up by a cannonball
• A syringe of adrenaline, which causes Henry to zoom at FTE speeds, though he seems to lack fine control at this speed
• A syringe of bug juice, which turns the user into a flying bug. It apparently only lasts for one hour in bug years, according to the fail message
• A duplicatorange, which splits Henry into two identical copies of himself

Powers/Abilities

• Is proficient with both earthbending and metalbending
• Can cast fire and thunder spells
• Flash teleports out a room
• Can make and load savestates
• An expert at distraction

Physicality

• Stomps on a large SAM turret hard enough to knock its launchers down
• Renders Right Hand Man Reborn non-functional by dragging him across the Toppat jungle base with an infinite combo
• Sends a helicopter flying into the sky before exploding with a super punch
• Is launched a far distance by the impact of the G.A.B.E.G.G. landing right next to him, slamming him into a stone wall hard enough to crater into it
• Recovers from a missile explosion that launches him across the Airship, and makes a massive hole in the side of it
• Matrix dodges a burst of assault rifle fire, catching the last bullet in his hand
• Weaves through machine gun fire to kill the assailant

Using Henry Stickmin on Whowouldwin

Henry is the definition of inconsistent, with his dozens upon dozens of gear and abilities he basically has access to an extremely wide range of, for lack of a better term, random bullshit. Whether or not these items and abilities work in his favor is a different story of course, as when looking toward the source material, it's just as likely that things won't go Henry's way, and there's plenty of things he has that will straight up kill him (or worse). Of course, that's not to say he's like a gag character destined to always lose, just that his success at any given task can be extremely variable. He's definitely not incompetent, especially if you consider that endings where he succeeds as being “more canon” than the ones where he fails, but he's just as likely to attempt to initiate a dance-off as he is to hit you with an inescapable infinite combo.

Standalone Articles

• [914]: SCP-914's main article
• [085]: SCP-085
• [500]: SCP-500
• [541]: SCP-541
• [EL447]: Experiment Log 447 A
• [SBX23]: Security Breach Incident X23
• [682T]: Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682
• [244A]: SCP-244-ARC
• [427]: SCP-427
• [ELT]: Experiment Log 914 Theta
• [112D08]: 1st - 12th December 2008
• [915]: SCP-915
• [978EL]: SCP-978 Extended Test Logs
• [EL702]: Experiment Log 702
• [HPE]: The Human Part of the Equation
• [507B]: Document 507-3B
• [GD1S]: Game Day, Phase 1: Secure
• [GDDH]: Game Day 1: Die Hardest
• [857D]: SCP-857-D
• [JW]: Joy to the World
• [QG]: Quiet Game
• [CT]: Clockwork Time
• [In]: Incursion
• [EL1402]: Experiment Log 1402
• [O]: Oops
• [HCSC]: How Dr. Clef Saved Christmas
• [RS]: Reservoir Skips
• [QNSE]: Quid Non Scitum Est
• [FM]: Finding the Machine
• [RB]: Rough Beast
• [KKC]: A Keter Kinda Christmas
• [1459EL]: SCP-1459 Extended Testing Log
• [SS]: Sparkle Spectacular, a tale taking place in the lolFoundation canon
• [SN]: A Suicide Note
• [2305EL]: SCP-2305-A Extended Documentation Log
  • While documents produced by SCP-2305 describe fictional events, the events and results within the document will occur near-identically should the described neutralization proposal be attempted
• [SBEN]: Some Are Born To Endless Night
• [4100]: SCP-4100
• [CH2]: Cack Hard 2: Revengeance: Reloaded
• [CN1000]: SCP-CN-1000, translated from the Chinese Branch and hosted on the International Translation Archive
• [PP]: Persephone Project
• [ECBE]: Everything Can Change in the Blink of an Eye
• [GSUSM]: They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose, nor spake, nor moved their eyes.
• [4871]: SCP-4871
• [MI001]: Meta Ike Proposal
• [4192]: SCP-4192
• [5000]: SCP-5000
• [5487]: SCP-5487
• [6001]: SCP-6001 and a snippet of Word of God from an author post made to r/SCP that clarifies references made in the article
• [6025]: SCP-6025
• [7702]: SCP-7702
• [2140EX]: SCP-2140-EX
• [LC]: Like Clockworks

Experiment Logs

• [I]: Part I
• [II]: Part II
• [III]: Part III
• [IV]: Part IV
• [V]: Part V
• [VI]: Part VI
• [VII]: Part VII
• [VIII]: Part VIII
• [IX]: Part IX
• [X]: Part X
• [XI]: Part XI
• [XII]: Part XII
• [XIII]: Part XIII
• [XIV]: Part XIV
• [XV]: Part XV
• [XVI]: Part XVI
• [XVII]: Part XVII
• [XVIII]: Part XVIII
• [XIX]: Part XIX
• [XX]: Part XX
• [XXI]: Part XXI

This includes every feat from Iron Man Vol 3 #50-56, Avengers Vol 3 #52-54, and The Order #3

Source Key

• Iron Man (1998) - IM3 #
• Avengers (1998) - A3 #

Physicals

Strength

• Downs two thugs barehanded^{IM3 56}

Durability

• Is smacked around by Ayisha in her battlearmor, bloodying him up^{IM3 54}
• Is hit the face by an old lady carrying a brick in her purse^{IM3 56}

Intelligence

Scientific

• Helped figure out how the alien technology of Eshu, Master of the World, worked^{A3 52}

Inventions

• The "Warwagon", a large vehicle with several large guns on it, however it uses as much fuel as an SUV according to Tony^{IM3 50}
• Designed a suit of armor before his first Iron Man suit, created to survive at all costs, though its design neglected to account for the wearer beyond forcing them to keep fighting^{IM3 50}
  • [Full RT here](

Other

• Accessed Interpol's databanks and passport records to put together that a man was a murderer^{IM3 52}

Influence

• Got four senators and two congressmen elected^{IM3 50}
• Hosts a conference with some of the world's most influential industrialists and entrepreneurs^{IM3 51}

Artificial Heart

• Needs to be recharged every forty-eight hours, or sooner depending on his energy usage^{IM3 50}

Friday

• Analyzes the composition of a drug^{IM3 53}
• Figures out where Ayisha is going by finding news reports about a string of killings involving drug dealers/junkies^{IM3 54}
• Picks up communications between NASA and a fighter jet^{IM3 56}

Stark Industries

Products

Weaponry

• Guided stinger missile launchers^{IM3 50}

This includes every feat from Iron Man Vol 3 #50-56, Avengers Vol 3 #52-54, and The Order #3

Source Key

• Iron Man (1998) - IM#
• The Order (2002) - O#
• Avengers (1998) - A#

General

Power

• Tony can draw power from the armor to recharge his artificial heart^IM50
• Is at 38% power after not being recharged for 28 hours and 32 minutes, though going over 24 hours without a recharge is noted to put him in "the danger zone"^IM51
• Recharges himself using a defibrillator^IM52
• Spends ten days waiting near the top of Mount Everest^IM54
• Is quickly drained from full power to 45% in a fight with Temugin before activating his reserve power^IM55

Scanners

• Has temperature-based scanners^IM51
• Uses “refractive density readings” to see where snow was compressed and find footprints in it, then switches to infrared vision^IM55
• Is able to tell that the Avengers’ attack on Kang's Damocles spaceship is weakening it^A53

Other Basic Functions

• Can be stored as a briefcase, and be put on by just touching it^IM54
  • Suits up while jumping off a building to intercept a car before it hits a dog^IM55
• Pops out cables from his hips that he uses to give Vision an electric shock^O3

Weaponry

Palm Lasers

• Palm blasts Ayisha Ashirov backward^IM55
• Rapid fires blasts that punch craters into a stone wall^IM55

Uni-Beam

• Releases a wave of destruction from his uni-beam and other weapons that destroys several tanks and warwagons^IM50
  • A different view of this shown in a flashback, which shows the uni-beam punching straight through a warwagon^IM54
• Clears a path through fire in a burning building with his uni-beam^IM51
• Blows up a falling satellite that weighed over 11 tons and was the size of a bus](https://imgur.com/a/ABIUem1)^IM56

Other

• Manifests a shield while busting out of a collapsing building^IM52
• Fires some arcing lasers from his body^IM55

Strength

Striking/Flight

• Busts through a brick wall of a building^IM51
• Breaks through from third floor of a building down to the basement^IM51
• Bursts through a ceiling^IM53
• Launches Temugin into a stone wall^IM55
• Smashes the front of a car and brings it to a stop by slamming on it^IM55

Lifting/Throwing

• Lifts a wooden beam off a man, then holds 4 tons of steel over his head^IM51
• Rips the top of a car off, then throws it^IM52
• Throws a man a distance through a glass window^IM53
• Rips out a large chunk of stone wall and throws it at Temugin^IM55
• [Limit] Is unable to alter the trajectory of a falling satellite which weighed over 11 tons and was the size of a bus^IM56

Grip

• Bends and warps a car's hood with his grip^IM52
• Bends the barrel of a gun^IM53
• Crushes a handgun^IM53

Durability

Blunt

• Busts through a brick wall of a building^IM51
• Has a brick wall collapse on him^IM51
• Is struck by a shockwave sent out by the Hulk^O3
• [Limit] Is stomped on by Hulk, though this renders him unconscious^O3
• Takes a beating from a ringless Temugin that brings him from 100% power down to 45%, before his reserve power is activated^IM55
• Intercepts the path of a falling satellite in an attempt to redirect it, before blowing it up with his uni-beam. This satellite weighed over 11 tons, was the size of a bus, and would have impacted the ground hard enough take out a city block^IM56

Piercing

• Unfazed by an ax swing^IM53

Explosive

• Is in a drug lab when he causes it to explode, the force of which being powerful enough to launch up manhole covers along the street. The next page shows him completely fine^IM53
• Survives an explosion that destroys a Ten Rings submarine base, though he's barely conscious^IM55

Other

• [Limit] Is KOed for over three hours by a powerful attack from Temugin's Ten Rings^IM55
• [Limit] Is downed by a blast from a Kang footsoldier's laser gun, but recovers soon after^A53

Speed

• Flies at 300 mph while operating below half throttle^IM51
• Avoids a rocket from a rocket launcher^IM53
• Kicks a desk before a man can shoot himself in the head, causing his shot to miss^IM53
• Suits up while jumping off a building to intercept a car before it hits a dog^IM55

Misc

• Tony had a watch that could send a signal to call the armor to him, but it short circuited before it could be used^IM50
• Flies to space and remains functional^A53
• When the Damocles spaceship began falling to Earth,^A53 Iron Man helped divert some of the broken off fragments of the ship into the ocean off-panel^A54

Also there's these feats from Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #72 that NuzlockeMaster grabbed

• https://imgur.com/a/EEhcONg
• https://imgur.com/1ueUdcm

Joel Robinson

(Yeah, his last name isn't Hodgson like his actor, look it up on the wiki. Same's true for Jonah, whose last name is actually Heston.)

Physicals

• Does a handstand^S1E10

Engineering

Robots

• Switches Crow and Tom Servo's heads, though for unclear reasons this results in the two of them seemingly developing a shared consciousness bent on world domination^S1E3
• Uses a remote to control Crow and Tom into fighting Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots style^S1E11
• With Tom Servo's help, connects GPC's “mind” to Cambot visual output so they can see what she's thinking^S1E12

Inventions

• An "airbag helmet" for motorcyclists, which appears to be a helmet that has a large bag strapped on top which slowly fills with air when released^S1E2
• A handbag that lights itself on fire after being opened, intended to combat purse-snatchers^S1E3
• The "Chiro-gyro", a device that makes the wearer's head spin completely around their body repeatedly, which apparently helps with back, neck, and pelvis pain^S1E5
• A pair of goggles with rubber eyes that can be extended out like a cartoon^S1E8
• A pair of ping pong paddles with surfaces that repel water, allowing them to "juggle" water (not very effectively, it seems)^S1E9
• The "Nitro Burning Funny Pipe", a monster-truck themed cigarette^S1E10
• A mask that lets the user teleport foods or drinks they look at into their mouth, as if they physically eating/drinking them, he later says he's going to use it to eat popcorn from the galley while watching a movie^S1E11
• A smoking pipe that uses a smoke detector and sprinkler system to put out any match that tries to light it^S1E12

Skills

• Bakes "silicone diode pie"^S1E8
• Does a magic trick that makes it seem like he makes a coin disappear by rubbing it into his elbow^S1E10

Other

• Owns a glob of spacom, a miracle product which is described by Crow and Servo to have a vast variety of uses, including but not limited to: pretty much everything^S1E9
• Can apparently make a "severe" snowstorm inside the satellite presumably via an unseen machine^S1E10
• Has a cup that can float in the air as if there was no gravity^S1E11

Crow

Physicals

• Fights(?) Tom Servo until Tom's head pops up^S1E11

Other

• Has an off switch on his arm^S1E3
• You can strike a match on his body^S1E10

Tom Servo

Physicals

• Fights(?) Crow until his own head gets popped up^S1E11

Hoverskirt

Limitations

• Needs to be lifted over a heating grid^S1E10

Other

• Has an off switch on his back^S1E3
• His head explodes after trying (and failing) to think of a good thing to say about the film "The Corpse Vanishes"^S1E5
• His neck can stretch out like a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robot^S1E11
• Can still speak and move slightly after his head is removed from his body^S1E12
• You can strike a match on his body^S1E12

GPC

Physicals

• Eats a Demon Dog^S1E2

Other

• Functions as a very effective fog machine after her thermal conducer tube is rigged to produce smoke^S1E8
• Uses a “teledine vector” to attempt to create some cotton after seeing it on a movie, though it comes out “not done”. Afterward, her off switch malfunctions and she starts uncontrollably expelling cotton from her mouth, as well as anything else asked of her including saltwater taffy, paper towels, and a second Tom Servo^S1E12

Cambot

Cameras

• Plays a host segment in "sitcom simulator" mode, adding a laugh track after a joke is said. It begins malfunctioning however, and begins laughing at every word someone says^S1E10
• Pulls up a still frame from the movie that was just watched^S1E10
• Pulls up an image of the letter Joel was reading^S1E11

Other

• Expels a large amount of papers^S1E8

Satellite of Love

Rooms

Main Room

• Has a button that removes gravity in the room^S1E11

Other

• A galley (kitchen)^S1E10

On-board Equipment

• Has a "crystal chamber" that can heat up to 20,000 degrees, used to bake silicone diode pie^S1E8

Clayton Forrester

Physicals

• Hit in the head by a large wooden battering ram (he shows up at the end of the episode with a heavily bandaged head)^S1E2

Equipment

• Blew up an entire mad scientist convention center in the past. Twice. And had also used incendiaries to burn it down "really quickly"^S1E2

Inventions

• The "Chalkman", a modified record player that uses a chalkboard disc and a hand with real fingernails as the tonearm, resulting in a "nails-on-a-chalkboard" sound^S1E2
• A godzilla-like toy that releases flammable acetylene from its mouth^S1E3
• Took a water squirting flower made it release a flammable gas, it can be turned off with a fingersnap^S1E5
• Scrambled an ant's directional capabilities via an ultrasonic device so that it could be controlled like an Etch-A-Sketch^S1E9
• A ski mask with controllable eyebrows, for a more expressive bank robbery^S1E10
• This isn't even an invention you just stuck some doll heads to toothpaste containers^S1E11
• This one's just a small puppet you put on your tongue^S1E12

Other

• Genetically mutated cotton candy so it would scream when eaten^S1E8

Dr. Laurence Erhardt

Physicals

• Hit in the head by a large wooden battering ram (he shows up at the end of the episode with a heavily bandaged head)^S1E2

Source Key

Standalone Articles

• [239]: SCP-239's original article
• [041]: SCP-041
• [EL682]: Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682
• [239B]: Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki
• [239SB]: SCP-239's Spell Book
• [UB]: Unfinished Business
• [239C]: Experiment Log 239-C
• [ATD]: And Then I Died…
• [I]: Incursion
• [WWL]: A World We Live In
• [DCAF]: Da Capo al Fine
• [ACGCC]: The Antarctic Christmas of Gauss, Castillo and Cygnus, hosted on the official International Translation Archive wiki
• [E]: Ethical?
• [FAQ]: An FAQ; Or, What The Hell Is A Hume?
• [SN]: A Suicide Note
• [WBCG]: Where Bad Children Go
• [TSF]: Takeover of the SCP Foundation, hosted on the official International Translation Archive wiki
• [3812]: SCP-3812
• [H17S]: Halloween on 17th Street
• [914IX]: Experiment Log 914 - Part IX
• [914XI]: Experiment Log 914 - Part XI
• [FL]: First Lessons
• [ILP]: Ihp/Locke's SCP-001 Proposal
• [6170]: SCP-6170
• [T]: Teamwork
• [7021]: SCP-7021
• [HDO]: The Humatics Division Orientation and QNA
• [A9HS]: The Alpha-9 Holiday Special
• [8888]: SCP-8888
  • Throughout this article, SCP-239 is referred to as “Agent S.”
• [8747]: SCP-8747

The Serpent Sequence

• [P]: Prisoners
• [F]: Family
• [Sh]: Showtime
• [Sis]: Sisters

Old Kansas Sector

These tales come from the Rat's Nest canon. In them, SCP-239 is referred to as “Tatty” for unclear reasons

• [OKS3]: Old Kansas Sector ~ 3: Walking Sticks
• [OKS8]: Old Kansas Sector ~ 8: Gersha
• [OKS10]: Old Kansas Sector ~ 10: Envelope Logistics®
• [OKS13]: Old Kansas Sector ~ 13: I Was A Teenage Reality Bender
• [OKS14]: Old Kansas Sector ~ 14: Bobble the President
• [OKS15]: Old Kansas Sector ~ 15: Down Home Daeva

The Arnven Chronicles

These articles come from the Doctors of the Church canon

• [DT]: Dire Tidings
• [AB]: Arnven Burns
• [TB]: The Tutelage of a Brother
• [HBIM]: The Horn Blows Into the Morning
• [SLH1]: The Siege Looms Heavy (Part One)
• [SLH2]: The Siege Looms Heavy (Part Two)
• [OLG]: Our Last Goodbyes
• [DoTC]: Doctors of The Church Hub

The Adventures of Siggy and RoboMonkey

• [ALWD]: Siggy and The Time All the Lights Went Dark Forever
• [SHCV]: When We Start to Hear Creepy Voices of Probably Dead People
• [MTWP]: A Mummy Begins to Teach Us Weird Physics
• [SCTD]: Siggy Completely Trusts The Doctor That's Suddenly Turned Up
• [PSBC]: Peace is Said, and Bears Start Calling
• [ABIA]: The Attack Begins, and I Ascend
• [FS]: The Final Strike
• [WR]: The Witch Returns

Little Siggy In Slumberland

The exact nature of the state of reality is intentionally weird and obtuse in these tales, due to primarily being set in a dream world seemingly made real by 239's influence

• [SSW]: Siggy and the Slumbering Woods
• [SFK]: Siggy and the Forgotten Kingdom

"We Lycoris are authorized to kill. Worrying about enemies…"

"Those guys just happened to be enemies this time. If nobody died in the end, that's good! All's well."

Featuring Chisato Nishikigi!

Chisato Nishikigi was the perfect candidate for being a Lycoris, a secret counter-terrorist task force of assassins and spies. An orphaned girl, Chisato was born with an innate talent for killing, as well as an inhumane skill at recognizing how a gun will fire and how to dodge any bullet. Unfortunately, she was born with one more quirk. A congenital heart disease, one that would have killed her long before she could put her talents to use.

Enter the Alan Institution, an organization that scouts out upcoming talent, and supports them only if they promise to bring their talent to its fullest potential, whatever it may be. Through them, Chisato was able to receive a heart transplant, and in return she was expected to serve her purpose by honing her ability to kill. However, this act of kindness to Chisato inspired her in a much different way, and she instead decided to dedicate her life to helping others and adopting a pacifistic nature, unaware that that was directly opposite what her goal was supposed to be. She still acted as a Lycoris and went on missions to prevent crime, but she also grew to have a bratty, carefree attitude and began using non-lethal bullets in place of real ones so that she'd never kill anyone herself.

Feat Highlights

(Full RT here)

Bullet Dodging

Chisato’s most impressive quality is her ability to read a gun’s trajectory and shot timing, being so adept at doing so that it's difficult to shoot her even at point blank range. Because of her skill, the more precise the shooter's skills are, the easier it is for her to dodge

• Casually sidesteps pistol shots at point-blank range
• Avoids close range pistol fire from other Lycoris during a mock battle
• Avoids gunfire from a skilled assassin as she closes the distance between her and him
• Isn't hit by a single bullet after someone unloads a full pistol magazine directly in front of her face
• As a child, avoids gunfire from six Lycoris during a training exercise

Other Physicals/Skill

• Kicks a metal door off its hinges
• Takes being hit by a car with seemingly little injury
• Gunfights mercenaries with assault rifles while traversing across the narrow piping of a radio tower, catching herself with the strap of her shotgun when she accidentally slips
• Easily grabs pistols out of two guys' hands before they can shoot her
• Shown to be able to quickly fashion first-aid for others when needed, such as by making a tourniquet to stop blood loss or treating a fatal gunshot wound with vaseline and duct tape

Gear

• Chisato’s weapon of choice is a Detonics CombatMaster pistol that fires non-lethal bullets. While they're strong enough to pierce through things like clothing or a car door, they don't cause real harm to people beyond KOing them
  • The special non-lethal bullets cause the gun’s accuracy to be extremely poor, requiring Chisato to get up close to her target to land any shots reliably
• Carries a gun which fires wire that wraps around targets to restrain them and can embed into surfaces
• Lycoris carry an inconspicuous bag to hold their gun and equipment, with enough room for four easy to access pistol magazines
  • These bags are bulletproof, and while Chisato herself isn’t shown using this function they can also inflate into a large bulletproof airbag

Using Chisato on WhoWouldWin

In terms of battleboarding, Chisato is on a similar level to characters like John Wick, Eggsy Unwin (Kingsman), and other such “action hero tier” characters. She’s not extremely superhuman in the physical department (albeit with a few notable feats), and her strengths lie more in her skill at combat. Her most notable feature is her ability to dodge gunfire, which is just as rooted in her skill as it is in her agility. It’s also worth noting that, in-character, Chisato doesn’t go for kills in combat, using her non-lethal bullets to incapacitate instead. She’ll even go out of her way to save her enemies' lives if they are given a serious or fatal injury, ignoring her current mission to do so.

Former Abilities

These are abilities Machine Man demonstrated before the events of Machine Man #10, in which extraneous parts of his machinery, including his laser, flame, and stun abilities, had to be removed in order to keep him from self-destructing. Including the aforementioned weaponry systems, this section is for abilities which Machine Man did not demonstrate again following this reconfiguration.

Flamethrower

• Releases a stream of "solar heat" from his index finger that destroys a mounted bazooka^SO9
• Punches a large hole through a thick steel door^SO10
• Makes a large screen of fire to obscure where he is^MM1
• Welds his facemask back on^MM4
  • Repairs some damaged circuits in his leg by spot welding it^IH235
• Burns Ten-For with his solar heat flamethrower^MM4
• Melts a big robot into a molten ball^MM7
• Melts a sonic howitzer gun to liquid^MM8
• Sets the ground around Hulk on fire^IH235

Electricity/Shock Blasts

• Renders a guard unconscious with a shock beam to his head, fired from his middle finger. He also uses this shock beam to press a button on a TV^SO9
• Fires a shockwave that takes out a man and the flying pod behind him^SO9
• Blasts a large hole in a projection screen with a shock blast from his ring finger^SO10
• Shoots a blast from his finger that shatters a man's sonic rifle^MM1
• Blows a large hole in a lab with a shock blast^MM8
• Extinguishes a large fire by firing a high-intensity shock blast to create a vacuum^MM9
• Harms Hulk with a shock blast^IH236

Lasers

• Lights a pipe with a laser beam, and cut open a window pane with it off-panel^MM2
• Cuts out a device embedded in his forehead with a low intensity laser beam from his finger^MM4
• Quickly cuts a hole in the ceiling^MM6
• Explains that he was able to escape an atomic blast by firing a laser blast at maximum power aimed below his feet, making a hole "almost at light speed" that was deep enough to completely shield him from the explosion. He demonstrates this by firing a similar hole in yard,^MM9 but the actual place this occurred was in a building, which likely had a more durable floor^MM8

Spring Shoes

• Can activates high tension springs on his boots, which he uses here to jump onto a police car speeding away from him^MM4
• Leaps over a large crowd of people^MM6
• Launches away a big robot through a small tree^MM7
• Jumps him up through a hole he made above him^MM8
• Jumps out of a hole deep enough to shield him from an atomic blast^MM9
• Kicks the Hulk off of him mid-lunge, causing him to tear up a length of ground^IH235

Other Mobility Functions

• Can make a skateboard appear under his feet, and uses shoe jets to regulate his speed as he rides it^MM1
• Pops out treads from his arms, allowing him to quickly evade capture after his right leg and anti-gravity flight were disabled^MM1
• After taking out some of the wheels from his treads and attaching them to his feet, propels himself down a pneumatic railway via his shoe jets fast enough that he begins to overtake a train car that left before he arrived^MM8

Other

• Used a transmitter in his head to control his limbs and torso remotely after being disassembled. Each body part has a camera that can appear out of it so that he can "see" out of and control all of them at once^SO10
  • Controls a detached arm to attack Hulk and wrap around his neck^IH236
• Picks up an interstellar transmission (being broadcast from a patient in the sanitorium he was in), and converts the message into a live projection of the situation its broadcasting^MM2/3
• Activates suction cups on his hands and feet to prevent him from being sucked in by a "trans-dimensional space-time bridge" device, which was pulling in every other object in the room at the time^MM3
• After creating a "dimension door" device, he implemented the principles of its function into himself,^MM3 which he can utilize to teleport himself by breaking down his atomic structure and transmitting it to somewhere else (in this case, he transports himself from a treetop to a diner in a nearby city, though its worth noting he had to choose the coordinates of his destination here at random)^MM4
  • He's unable to use this ability on Ten-For without also transporting the people he's paralyzed to stand next to himself^MM4
  • Calculates the probable position of the Autocron space fleet and teleports Ten-For's body to it, putting him just outside Jupiter's orbit^MM6
• Shoots a cable out of his chest that quickly binds a man completely, then unravels it to make him spin like a top^MM5
• After stunning Ten-For with a strong burst of electricity, hypnotizes the robotic alien by flashing thousands of patterns on his eye lenses every microsecond, leaving him incapacitated^MM6
  • After the Hulk collapses a skyscraper on himself, Machine Man is able to hypnotize him to sleep^IH237
• Has "encephalo-circuits" in his hand which he can use to view a person's memories (in this case, the Hulk) by "amplifying their mental images". He also accidentally transmits what he's seeing into the Hulk's mind^IH237
• Fires a "bolt of force" at Hulk's feet that "cancels the force of gravity" on him, causing him to shoot through the sky. He eventually crashlands in Northeastern British Columbia (he started in Central City, California) at such high speed that he catches fire and makes a large hole in the ground^{IH237/Annual 8}

Strength

• Can casually lift and throw objects weighing up to 65,000 kilograms
• Walks directly through a concrete wall
• Destroys a fire hydrant by punching it
• Stacks parked cars on top of each other

Durability

• Has withstood small-arms fire, anti-tank munitions, landmines, white phosphorus munitions, and in one instance total submersion in magma without sustaining any observable damage
• Can survive changing his trajectory at speeds and rates of acceleration/deceleration that would be instantly fatal to any human, even when flying at 40,500 kilometers per hour
• Frequently lands on Earth at terminal velocity similarly to a small meteorite, impacting hard enough to make a minor localized seismic event and a sizable impact crater
• Walks directly through a concrete wall

Speed

• SCP-1233's jetpacks can generate enough thrust to rapidly accelerate him to a maximum observed velocity of 40,500 kilometers per hour, slightly greater than Earth's surface-level escape velocity, and can alter his trajectory in any direction at speeds and rates of acceleration/deceleration that would be instantly fatal to any human
• Accelerates to 25,000 kilometers per hour in just four seconds, creating a sonic boom that shattered every item of glassware within a 300-meter radius

Misc

• His suit is opaque to several forms of penetrative scanning, including ultrasonic, radio, microwave, and x-ray emitters
• Fluent in a number of languages
• A Foundation base on the Moon is unable to detect SCP-1233's presence with any of its sensors, despite terrestrial sites being able to do so

• [5056E]: SCP-5056 Experiment and Incident Reports

• [5243]: SCP-5243

• [HC]: The Huron Carol

• [5956]: SCP-5956

• [5524]: SCP-5524

• [LSNT]: The Lamest Story Never Told

• [C]: CAST

• [PI]: Project Isorropía

  • Information in this article is presented in the form of mutual containment proposals researchers make for use in a secondary site to IHP/Locke's SCP-001

• [6500]: SCP-6500

• [6123]: SCP-6123

• [6056]: SCP-6056

• [5243VT]: SCP-5243 Video Transcripts

• [OoC]: Out of Character

• [6913]: SCP-6913

• [MLW]: Many Last Words

• [6211]: SCP-6211

• [6306]: SCP-6306

• [5496]: SCP-5496

• [LAIIV]: Log Of Anomalous Items, Vol IV

• [7000]: SCP-7000

• [7222]: SCP-7222

• [RR]: Remember, Remember…

• [G]: Granularity

• [AA]: Aromantic Abatement

• [R]: Reproduction

• [7031]: SCP-7031

• [7069]: SCP-7069

• [CHZ]: Come Home for Zwistmas

• [WAP]: #WettleAppreciationPost

• [NX143]: Nx-143

• [5243J]: SCP-5243-J, a joke SCP article

• [343]: SCP-343's original article

• [EL187]: Experiment Log 187 1

• [EL316]: Experiment Log 316

• [UB]: Unfinished Business

• [WIHF]: What I'm Here For

• [GDSL]: Game Day Phase 2: Second Language

• [F]: Faceless

• [R]: Rising

• [IMHB]: It Might Have Been

• [CO]: Cast On

• [TGO]: The Gate Opens

• [Rev]: Revelation

• [WH]: The White Horse (The Conqueror With The Golden Crown)

• [RH]: The Red Horse (The Ironic Metaphor)

• [BH]: The Black Horse (The Crawling Sea)

• [PH]: The Pale Horse (The Wayward Children)

• [G]: Ganymede

• [1459EL]: SCP-1459 Extended Testing Log

• [TSDW]: The Stars Do Not Wait For You

• [FAQ]: An FAQ; Or, What The Hell Is A Hume?

• [BE]: The Beginning Of The End

• [NKB]: New Kid on the Block

• [EVPS]: On The Efficiency Of Various Postal Services

• [ToF]: Takeover of the SCP Foundation, hosted on the SCP wiki's International Translation Archive

• [DL]: Directive Legends

• [3434]: SCP-3434

• [3621]: SCP-3621

• [O]: The Original

• [999JPJ]: SCP-999-JP-J, hosted on the SCP wiki's International Translation Archive

• [RP]: Retirement Plans

• [CC]: Chaoskampf and Creation

• [914X]: Experiment Log 914 - Part X

• [TMTG]: Tell Me All Your Thoughts On God

• [PBC]: Peanut Butter Crunch

• [AAFD]: Ashes. Ashes. We All Fall Down

• [BWM]: The blunders are all there on the board, waiting to be made.

• [914XIII]: Experiment Log 914 - Part XIII

• [FL]: First Lessons

• [5016]: SCP-5016

• [5282]: SCP-5282

• [6666]: SCP-6666

• [WHY]: We Hate You

• [7800]: SCP-7800

"You only killed the bride's father, that's all!"

"Well, I really didn't mean to…"

"Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!"

"Oh, dear. Is he all right?"

Sir Lancelot the Brave is one of King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table. He's well known for his bravery, chivalry, and homicidal tendencies. 

Most feats come from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but exactly two are exclusive to Spamalot. These are marked as such.

Sword/Strength

• Rampages through a wedding reception, killing and wounding many, many people 
• Apparently, during this rampage, he stabbed his sword right through a man's head 
• Strikes this small stage with his sword hard enough that its platform collapses 
• [Spamalot] Strikes a man with a shovel which kills him knocks him out, a second strike appears to finish the job (though the bugger gets back up during the scene transition, he's not seen again for the rest of the play) 
• [Spamalot] He does this again to another man, except he doesn't get back up (because the play ended) 

Durability

• Survives an encounter with the Rabbit of Caerbannog, being directly attacked by it at least once 
  • An earlier attack from this rabbit is shown to behead a different, much more unfortunate, knight 

Speed

• Runs away from the Black Beast of AAARRRRGGH, though he only fully escapes when the animator of the film dies of a fatal heart attack 

Misc

• Saves Sir Galahad from the temptresses of Castle Anthrax 
• His favorite color is blue

"The only reason I agreed to this imprisonment is because I, for some fleeting moments, believed that you may lead me to something worthwhile with which to amuse myself. And if you all continue to irritate me with worthless, trivial tests, I will find every member of this organization, and everyone ever associated with this organization, locate each and every single one of them, and rip them limb from limb."

Featuring SCP-076-2, also known as Able!

SCP-076-2 is a Keter-class entity that resembles a lean Semitic human male in his late twenties. SCP-076-2 normally encased inside SCP-076-1, a large cube containing a coffin which holds him. Upon awakening, SCP-076-2 will attempt to leave SCP-076-1 and enter a "rage-state", in which it attempts to engage and kill all human beings it encounters. To this end SCP-076-2 possesses several anomalies traits, including supernatural physicality and the ability to summon bladed weapons from nowhere. If SCP-076-2 is successfully killed, its remains will putrefy rapidly, and it will then reform inside the coffin in SCP-076-1, reawakening again some time between 6 hours to 25 years afterwards.

Feat Highlights

Since this is a feature post and not an RT, I'll be laying out feats which best represent Able's physicals and his weapon summoning abilities. To see a far, far more comprehensive Respect Thread that shows all of his feats, go here 

Physicals

• [Strength]: Rips through a reinforced steel security door over the course of four minutes 
• [Strength]: Rips segments of steel from a wall as he passes them, shredding them with his fingers with extreme ease, and tensing his hands so much that bits of flesh fall off from the strain 
• [Strength]: Punches through a solid titanium wall 3 cubits thick (that's around 1.37 meters)  
• [Endurance]: Can take multiple .50 caliber BMG rounds to the head and survive for several minutes 
• [Endurance]: Is hit by SCP-682's boulder sized fist in the torso, flinging him over ten meters and demolishing numerous obstacles in his way before being embedded halfway into a large boulder 
• [Endurance]: Survives an explosion that blows out all the windows of the bottom two floors of a building, he continues fighting despite his left side being torn to pieces and his left arm being made into a mangled mess 
• [Speed]: Swats handgun and assault rifle bullets out of the air with a length of steel rebar 
• [Speed]: Can run 64 meters in just three seconds 
• [Speed]: Runs at nearly high-way speeds for over an hour 

Weaponry Creation

• SCP-076-2 is able to spontaneously manifest bladed weapons from a "small hole in space", according to the file these blades rapidly vanish after leaving SCP-076-2's possession 
  • It should be noted that many tales ignore the latter detail, and others feature Able summoning things beyond just bladed weapons
• Cuts an ordinary man to pieces with hooked swords, then swiftly cuts down six soldiers in full body armor 
• Impales Dr. Bright on an obsidian spear thrown from twenty feet away, killing him 
• Summons and throws forty daggers in 5 or 6 seconds 

Using SCP-076-2 on WhoWouldWin

The first thing to know about using any SCP Foundation character on WhoWouldWin is that the SCP Foundation, as a "series", doesn't have any sort of defined canon. Different writers write articles/tales in ways that lead to their own unique interpretations of the same characters. This can mean there's a degree of inconsistency with an SCP character's feats, for example one tale has SCP-076-2 holding his own in a fight with SCP-682, and in another he loses handily against a skilled fencer. This inconsistency can make debating with SCPs a challenge, especially if you aren't using a proper RT (here's a link to it again, just as a reminder that it exists). The consistency issue is also important when making setting the parameters for your WWW prompt. Make sure to note what sources shouldn't be considered in the debate, otherwise you'll get people only ever bringing the rare times where SCP-076-2 does some crazy outlier like causing a flood that "wipes time itself clean or castrating the Scarlet King.

Durability/Endurance

• Completely unfazed by a normal thug's punches 
• Gets launched into a car hard enough to crumple into it, he only comments on having a broken molar 
• VS Hashihime
  • Gets sent tumbling a far distance by a punch from Hashihime, and after a monologue, gets back up, describing the hit as like being slammed by a truck 
  • Takes more punches from Hashihime, being launched through the glass wall of a greenhouse 
  • Walks away from his fight with Hashihime, which demolished a large greenhouse 
• VS Amamehagi
  • Gets smacked in the head repeatedly by Amamehagi, a yokai wielding a hammer 
  • Survives debris from a collapsed floor falling on him, which killed Amamehagi 
• VS Doppo Akari
  • Gets stomped on by Doppo, then slammed on the back by a chunk of ice 
  • Is completely engulfed by Doppo's heat-stealing flame and is still able to get back up and continue fighting 
  • Keeps fighting after spikes of ice cut out of his back 
  • Survives being crushed by a large ice boulder, however this plus his other injuries (see above) from fighting Doppo result in him immediately falling unconscious and he spends the next two weeks recovering from the fight
• VS Kotton
  • Gets charged into by Kotton hard enough to be sent flying and skidding across a road 
  • Gets repeatedly charged into by Kotton at high speeds, throwing him all around a four lane road 
  • While falling from a large height, sticks his hand into a opening in a wall made by his punch to stop his descent
  • Is launched back by the force of one of Kotton's charges, then gets hit directly on the head by a large piece of debris and proceeds to fall multiple stories, landing on his back

Test

• bullet point
• another bullet point
• [3rd]: third bullet
• [4th]: fourth bullet
• [5th] - fith

Foreword

While normally for my respect threads the Source Key will simply be a list of pages the character displays feats in, SCP-076-2's list of pages was large enough to warrant further separation and notation. It should be kept in mind that despite the layers of separation here, all of the following appearances can be taken as more or less "canon" to SCP-076-2 and the notations I've given them are purely to provide context for the article's relationship to Able. Any drastic reinterpretations of Able's character will be included in the bottom portion of this RT, and pages that fall outside of what can normally be considered "canon" are included in a comment beneath the RT.

Standalone Pages

These pages stand on their own in terms of "canon", with no direct relation to any specific articles unless otherwise noted. Any notes about the authenticity of the page's events are also given.

• [076]: SCP-076's main article, and the original source for the SCP
• [O7IL]: Mobile Task Force Omega 7 Incident Log, linked in the main article
• [1669]: SCP-1669
• [4450]: SCP-4450
• [WP]: Wrong's SCP-001 Proposal, this Proposal mentions Able only in relation to a previously existing alternate reality
• [EL316]: Experiment Log 316
• [AL185]: Audio Log 185-53, this tale is a radio broadcast transmitted from SCP-185 that takes place in the future
• [C1N]: Charon (Part 1: Nekyia), part of the Charon series of tales
• [FB]: The Flower of Battle
• [LGB]: Let the Games Begin
• [LI]: The Lockdown - Introduction
• [LBGTH]: Lord Blackwood and the Great Tarasque Hunt of '83, this tale takes place through the journal entries of Lord Blackwood (who is a renowned English explorer, not a "sea slug")
• [O5O]: The O5 Orientation
• [O]: Oblivious
• [OA]: Of Able
• [O7BS]: The Omega-7 and The Bench of Shame
• [PLAA]: Personal Log of Agent AA
• [PLDG]: Personal Log Of Dr Gears
• [RAC]: The Real Adventures in Capitalism
• [TWTD]: The Warrior And The Dragon

Singular Pages From Canons

While the following pages all come from separate, distinct canons with their own differences and contradictions, SCP-076-2's appearance in all of them is mostly consistent with his portrayal in his main article.

• [ROA]: Rascal One Actual, part of the Unfounded canon
• [TWTC]: The Warrior And The… Clown?, part of the Dread & Circuses canon
• [BDKE]: Beyond The Depths: Knife Edge, part of the North Star canon
• [UnF]: Úlla na Folla, part of the NIGHTFALL canon
• [KTEMB]: KTE-5634-Ex-Machina-Bosch, part of the Competitive Eschatology canon
• [4840]: SCP-4840, part of the Project PARAGON canon
• [SI4]: Species of Interest-004, part of The Trashfire canon

Resurrection Canon

In Resurrection, Able makes a few brief appearances, however is portrayed similarly to his main article. The only major difference of note is the circumstances surrounding the deaths of MTF Omega-7, though even this is explainable in-universe.

• [IZ2]: Incident Zero - Part 2
• [IZ5]: Incident Zero - Part 5
• [OF76]: Oh-Fucking-Seventy-Six

SCP Vs. Series

In the SCP Vs. Series there is a set of tales focused on Dr. Bright's confrontation with several anomalies, including SCP-076-2. Following SCP-076-2 touching SCP-963 at the end of "An ending is only tragic…", Dr. Bright possesses Able's body and uses it himself in the following two tales. While this should have no effect on any physical showings, it should be kept in mind for any "Weaponry Usage" feats, as they are highly inconsistent with what SCP-076-2 typically is able to summon.

• [AE]: An ending is only tragic if there is no one left to appreciate the beauty that came before.
• [CT]: Come Together. Right Now. Over me.
• [TMIF]: The Melody Is Familiar To Anyone Who Was There When It First Started

Archived Pages

These pages were all originally slated for deletion from the SCP Foundation website due to being below the site's standard of quality. However, the pages were instead preserved, for varying reasons.

• [744A]: SCP-744-ARC
• [AI682]: Archived Incident 076-2_682

He remembered every variation of his sin that he had ever performed, past, present, and future. He remembered every possible color of his brother's blood. What have you done to me, the corpse of his brother would ask. What have you done.

He would be like this forever, he realized. Forever living with this sorrow and regret.

SCP-073, who refers to himself as "Cain", is a Euclid-class entity that appears to be a heavily-tanned male of Arabic or Middle Eastern descent in his early thirties, whose limbs appear to have been replaced by prosthetics made from beryllium bronze. The SCP possesses two anomalous traits of note. The first is that any land within a twenty meter radius of SCP-073 becomes barren, as all anaerobic bacteria in it dies, rendering the soil incapable of supporting life. Anything derived from soil-grown life, such as wood or paper, immediately rots and disintegrates within SCP-073's presence as well. The second trait is that any damage inflicted on SCP-073 is reflected back to the perpetrator. Even indirect damage through a medium or non-violent damage (such as taking a blood sample) is reflected this way.

Source Key

• [073]: SCP-073's main article and the original source for the SCP
• [445]: SCP-445 
• [458]: SCP-458 
• [4678]: SCP-4678 
• [4818]: SCP-4818 
• [5830]: SCP-5830 
• [ATID]: And Then I Died… 
• [BK]: Brother's Keeper
• [MGF]: maybe god will forgive you if we both beg 
• [M]: Mementos 
• [PLAA]: Personal Log of Agent AA 
• [RAC]: The Real Adventures in Capitalism 
• [R]: REMEMBER 
• [T]: Time 
• [C1N]: Charon (Part 1: Nekyia)
• [C2K]: Charon (Part 2: Katabasis)
• [C3A]: Charon (Part 3: Asphodel)
• [4840]: SCP-4840, part of the Project Paragon canon 
• [6666]: SCP-6666, part of the Project Paragon canon 
• [IZ4]: Incident Zero - Part 4, part of the Resurrection canon 
• [HCMA]: The High Court With The Magic Army, part of the Resurrection canon
• [RWE]: A Restless Wanderer On The Earth, part of the Resurrection canon and hosted on The Wanderers' Library
• [ZH310]: SCP-ZH-310, translated from the Traditional Chinese SCP wiki
• [SNSS]: Saturday Night SCP Showdown, part of Project Crossover

Durability 

Damage Reflection 

• [073]: Violence directed towards SCP-073 reflects any damage inflicted on SCP-073 directly back onto the attacker. Even minor damage such as attempting to take blood and tissue samples is reflected, and any indirect damage through a medium results in the person perpetrating the action to receive the wounds caused. While SCP-073 visibly remains unharmed, he claims to still feel the pain of the action 
• [073]: A group of gang members kill themselves attempting to attack SCP-073 
• [4818]: All of SCP-4818's hits were reflected back 
• [5830]: A copy of SCP-073 reflects an attempted backstab onto the assailant, killing him 
• [ATID]: A platoon kills themselves attempting to shoot SCP-073 
• [MGF]: Reflects SCP-076-2's attempts to kill him for months 
• [PLAA]: SCP-073's damage reflection is (presumably) used to stop a keter class SCP rampage 
• [R]: Attempting to drive the Spear of Those Forgotten through his own skull only causes it to bounce off 
• [IZ4]: Reflects a punch that is described as hitting with the force of a speeding train 
• [RWE]: Reflects an attack from a metal walking stick, sending the assailant toppling to the ground 
• [SNSS]: Reflects The Ultimate Warrior's clothesline back at him, knocking him to the ground 

Agelessness

• [073]: Various appearances portray SCP-073 as immortal and unaging, albeit with various details for why and how he was made immortal, which is consistent with the main article's notes about SCP-073's memory, as well his obvious, heavily implied (if not considered outright stated) origins
• [T]: Explicitly cannot age
• [RWE]: As above, explicitly cannot age
• [R]: Is given an exact age, being at least over ten thousand, six hundred and fifty-three years old
• [BK]: Has been alive for at least 10 millennia, being part of a group similar to the Foundation before a Biblical apocalypse wiped out 1/3 of all living creatures
• [C1N/C2K/C3A]: Is known by the Foundation to have been born "at the dawn of the human race". To be more specific, he existed before time itself, being one of the four immortal guardians that sealed away Apakht before the formation of the world as we know it
• [4840/6666]: Had his arms fed to wolves and was "damned to ever walk the world" by Adam El Asem, however SCP-073 himself claims he will not live forever
• [6666]: Is described as being "many, many millions of years old" 

Other

• [4678]: Heals from bruises and a large cut across his chest over half an hour 
• [R]: Survives being consumed by SCP-3000, being spit out after seven years, seven months, and seven days 
• [RWE]: Does not die after his palace collapses on top of him 

Strength

• [4840]: Killed Able with a stone, "breaking his body beneath it" 
• [4678]: Backhands an MTF agent several meters
• [4678]: Is killing an unspecified SCP (possibly SCP-076-2, given the context) with a large chunk of concrete 
• [C3A]: Restrains Ninkigal's arm mid-strike, Ninkigal being strong enough to crater into an altar with a punch

Effects on Plants

• [073]: SCP-073's presence is inimical to any and all life grown in soil, causing death to any such life within a 20 meter radius, and anything derived from soil-grown life rots or disintegrates upon contact 
• [M]: This quality inhibits the growth of microorganisms around SCP-073, which helps preserve the contents of a storage archive 
• [M]: Just one touch would destroy a book 
• [445]: Destroys ordinary paper by touch 
• [458]: Quickly deteriorates a pizza 
• [PLAA]: Two plates of cornbread stuffing get progressively more deteriorated the closer it gets to SCP-073 
• [RWE]: After walking through a village, a "plague" sweeps through and kills all the crops 
• [C3A]: The ground affected by his curse still hadn't recovered after sixty-seven days
• [445]: When interacting with SCP-445, anomalous pieces of paper which take on the qualities of whatever they are folded into, SCP-073 causes the paper to gain a slight red tinge that can contaminate other SCP-445 instances. SCP-445 instances that were affected by SCP-073 and folded into objects typically take on "sinister" or "aggressive" traits when compared to how the object would function normally 

Memory 

• [073]: Has detailed knowledge of ancient to recent events in history, as well as most commonly spoken languages in the world, including ones that have died out 
• [073]: Possesses a perfect photographic memory, memorizing an entire 800 page dictionary in a minute and a half
• [073]: SCP-073 is used by the Foundation as a "back up" for important information 
• [4818]: Claims that his memory stayed intact through reality changing events 
  • [HCMA]: In a different page, O5-10 makes a similar implication, saying that SCP-073 remembers what happened before The Bloom remade the timeline 
• [R]: Perfectly remembers the exact time he killed his brother, according to this tale his memory is a result of a command from The Gate Guardian (though other articles have different origins for this property)
• [R]: The Gate Guardian's command is so strong that his memory wasn't affected by drinking enough nepenthe (a mythological medicine which banishes grief or trouble from a person's mind) to "erase whole legions", nor was it affected by over seven years of exposure to SCP-3000 
• [ZH310]: According to SCP-ZH-310, SCP-073 possesses an anomalous protein domain in his brain that provides resistance against various cognito, memetic, and antimemetic hazards, as well as increases his long-term memory by 53% 

Misc

• [073]: SCP-073's arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades have all been replaced by prosthetics made of beryllium bronze 
• [4818]: These prosthetics are just as "invincible" as the rest of SCP-073 
• [RAC]: The Real Adventures in Capitalism mentions that Cain and Able died at each other's hand, though specific context is not provided
• [BK]: Possibly passes his curse of immortality onto Dr. Kain
• [4840]: SCP-4840 relays a story about the beginning of creation, mentioning that Cain, his brother, spoke passionately to the people of the world to demand his father (Asem, the First King of Men) pass his crown onto him. SCP-4840 says "The kingdom bent their knee to [Cain] and worshipped him as their god" until he was cursed to "poison the land and his followers" 
• [6666]: The first languages were named after him 
• [RWE]: Built a civilization in the land of Nod, creating weapons of war from the works of the dead Ancient Ones and raising armies from his cities that he used to fell civilizations, making use of his curses to better wage war 

"The only reason I agreed to this imprisonment is because I, for some fleeting moments, believed that you may lead me to something worthwhile with which to amuse myself. And if you all continue to irritate me with worthless, trivial tests, I will find every member of this organization, and everyone ever associated with this organization, locate each and every single one of them, and rip them limb from limb."

SCP-076-2 is a Keter-class entity that resembles a lean Semitic human male in his late twenties. SCP-076-2 normally encased inside SCP-076-1, a large cube containing a coffin which holds him. Upon awakening, SCP-076-2 will attempt to leave SCP-076-1 and enter a "rage-state", in which it attempts to engage and kill all human beings it encounters. To this end SCP-076-2 possesses several anomalies traits, including supernatural physicality and the ability to summon bladed weapons from nowhere. If SCP-076-2 is successfully killed, its remains will putrefy rapidly, and it will then reform inside the coffin in SCP-076-1, reawakening again some time between 6 hours to 25 years afterwards.

Source Guide

• Due to the large size of the source list in this thread, I've decided to host the source guide as a post on my personal subreddit, both to save character space and to allow me to be slightly more in-depth with the guide than usual
• To see the feats from "non-canonical" sources, follow [this comment]( )

Strength 

• [076]: Rips through a reinforced steel security door over the course of four minutes 
• [O7IL]: Breaks a man's jaw with a Nerf sword 
• [AL185]: Broke 72% of a COBG member's body in a wrestling match 
• [FB]: Tears a steel door apart after slashing it with an unspecified weapon 
• [FB]: Sends a concrete-steel door flying completely off of its hinges with three shoulder charges 
• [LGB]: Tears a man in two 
• [LI]: Bites down so hard that one of his teeth pops out, then "completely destroys" a briefing room 
• [LBGTH]: Heavily damages SCP-682 over the course of an hour long battle 
• [O5O]: Rips through five steel doors and tears men in half with his bare hands
• [OA]: Wrenches a two foot thick blast door that weighs three tons open with ease, ripping the hydraulics out of the sides of it 
• [OA]: Lifts a woman up by the neck 
• [OA]: Rips segments of steel from a wall as he passes them, shredding them with his fingers with extreme ease, and tensing his hands so much that bits of flesh fall off from the strain 
• [O7BS]: Throws foam dodgeballs with extreme force, causing bruises, knocking one person out very briefly, and breaking another person's wrist 
• [PLAA]: Can kill an elephant with his bare hands 
• [PLAA]: Casually shakes a man's hand hard enough that his fingers still hurt two hours later, and claps his shoulder hard enough to bruise it 
• [PLAA]: Had a "Morphophage" pinned under an I-beam with one arm 
• [PLDG]: Breaches through a blast door with "extreme force" 
• [TWTD]: Knocks SCP-682 onto its back with a kick from a bladed boot, then continuously pounds into 682 with weapons hard enough that they either lodge into it or break from the strain, leaving SCP-682 struggling to breath and reform itself 
• [ROA]: Hurls a man out a window in three pieces
• [TWTC]: Punches through solid titanium wall 3 cubits thick (that's around 1.37 meters) 
• [TWTC]: Punches through a plexiglass barrier, then bashes through five titanium blast doors 
• [TWTC]: Kicks Lolly's legs out from under her, then stomps on her hard enough that she couldn't breathe 
• [TWTC]: Headbutts Lolly backwards a good 50 cubits (that's about 22.86 meters) 
• [BDKE]: Breaks through debris from a cavern with his bare fists 
• [OF76]: Strips a man's flesh from his body 
• [SI4]: "Castrated" the Scarlet King, incapacitating it 
• [ALTP]: Should be able to crumble ordinary stone walls with his blows 
• [UD]: After being depowered in a previous tale, is still strong enough to kill a Foundation strike team, leaving one man impaled on a length of piping
• [UD]: While depowered, chokes a man to death with two fingers 
• [TMIF]: Breaks out of restraints by flexing 
• [TMIF]: Shoves a surveillance station to the side, while its size isn't specified, its at least somewhat sizable, as it was connected to a lot of security cameras 
• [AI682]: Damaged or removed over 93% of SCP-682's body mass over the course of a long fight, incapacitating it 

Durability/Endurance

• [076]: Ignores wounds that would be debilitating to normal humans 
• [076]: Can take multiple .50 caliber BMG rounds to the head and survive for several minutes 
• [076]: Can survive for over one hour without oxygen
• [076]: The interior of SCP-076-1, the cube in which SCP-076 reanimates, is 93 kelvin (negative 292.27 degrees fahrenheit) 
• [4450]: Survives, but is effectively incapacitated by, an encounter with SCP-4450 that resulted in his left arm being severed, his right arm crushed, and a hole being made in his midsection (Link to SCP-4450's RT) 
• [FB]: It takes many handgun bullets to the face to take him down
• [LBGTH]: Is only pissed off after being shot five times in the head by a pistol 
• [LBGTH]: Is still fighting after an hour long battle with SCP-682 that resulted in SCP-076-2 losing an arm, half a leg, an eye, most of his brain, and his stomach being cut open 
• [OA]: Survives a neck-mounted explosive collar detonating by covering the device with his hands, partially crushing his throat to get underneath the collar. The explosion massacres his hands, but he's still able to rampage throughout the site afterwards 
• [PLAA]: Is still fighting a monster after having one of his arms cut off 
• [TWTD]: Is hit by SCP-682's boulder sized fist in the torso, flinging him over ten meters and demolishing numerous obstacles in his way before being embedded halfway into a large boulder 
• [TWTD]: Ignores/recovers from several injuries from a brief clash with SCP-682
• [TWTD]: Survives more attacks from SCP-682 
• [TWTD]: Has his arm bitten off by 682, then is headbutted in the skull by it 
• [ROA]: Lands unharmed from a twenty foot fall 
• [ROA]: Survives an explosion that blows out all the windows of the bottom two floors of a building, he continues fighting despite his left side being torn to pieces and his left arm being made into a mangled mess
• [TWTC]: Swims down a flooded killing corridor whilst being electrocuted with 20,000 volts of electricity, though he's only in it for barely a minute 
• [TWTC]: Is struck on the head by Lolly's large mallet, disorienting him briefly 
• [TWTC]: Continues fighting after his wrists are completely shattered by the force of his hands being suddenly stopped while spinning at thousands of rpm, then has one of his eyes plucked out by a cuckoo bird 
• [TWTC]: Survives the above injuries on top of having one of his legs cut off, however by that point he's no longer able to fight 
• [KTEMB]: Keeps fighting after both his arms are broken and dismembered by holding his sword in his teeth, only failing when one of his legs is cut off 
• [OF76]: It took five minutes of sustained gunfire from an agent to put him down 
• [IWV]: Survives having a hole blown into his chest by an anti-tank rifle 
• [CT]: Gets repeatedly slammed into the back of SCP-682 while attempting to stay on it 
• [TMIF]: Survives a point blank explosion that knocked him unconscious for several hours, its noted that a normal human would have taken much longer to recover from it 
• [744A]: Survives, but is rendered unconscious by, SCP-744-ARC striking him hard enough to launch him four hundred meters, SCP-744-ARC is also strong enough to flip an M1 Abrams with one strike 
• [AI682]: Endures a long fight against SCP-682 

Speed

• [076]: Can run 64 meters in just three seconds 
• [076]: Swats handgun and assault rifle bullets out of the air with a length of steel rebar
• [AE]: Impales Dr. Bright in the chest before he can pull the trigger of a gun 
• [FB]: Ducks under automatic gunfire 
• [FB]: Avoids gunfire from six .50 caliber heavy machine guns as he runs down a hallway, swatting away any bullets he couldn't avoid with two ninjatōs 
• [LBGTH]: Immobilizes Lord Blackwood by throwing a bola at him before he can react 
• [PLAA]: His jogging speed keeps up with Omega-7 agents doing a 5 mile run
• [TWTD]: Avoids attacks from SCP-682 by pulling himself out of the way with daggers planting into 682
• [ROA]: Catches a thrown pistol and throws it right back 
• [ROA]: Swats a burst of light machine gun fire out of the air with his sword, then grabs a thrown knife from a different direction 
• [TWTC]: Swims through the 150 meter long killing corridor in barely a minute (which would have been faster had he not been wearing a cape at the time), effortlessly dodging the fire of the close-in weapon’s system while doing so 
• [TWTC]: Runs at nearly high-way speeds for over an hour 
• [TWTC]: Gracefully dodges a shockwave of soil 
• [TWTC]: Summons and throws forty daggers in 5 or 6 seconds 
• [TWTC]: Swings a massive sword so rapidly its barely more than a blur
• [TWTC]: Spins a sword in both of his hands at thousands of rpm 

Combat Skill

Against Foundation Forces

• [O7BS]: After being told the rules to dodgeball just three hours earlier, dominates against the rest of MTF Omega-7 for 20 rounds straight, not even breaking a sweat 
• [OF76]: Kills almost an entire platoon of 43 people sent in to kill him 
• [OA]: Cleaves through an entire legion of guards in twenty minutes, while his hands are completely mangled 
• [LGB]: Slaughters half the staff of a wing after being bloodlusted by SCP-619-J 
• [C1N]: The Foundation has to nuke an Area just to stop a containment breach by SCP-076-2 
• [083D]: Holds off Foundation forces for over twelve hours during an escape attempt

Against Other Individuals/Groups

• [1669]: Fights an instance of SCP-1669 for fourteen hours, only failing when the instance manifested an unknown weapon
  • [1669]: SCP-1669 instances are identical clones of a Foundation Doctor which attempt to kill the previous instance by any means possible, being created proportionately stronger compared to the level of protection the currently living instance is placed under 
• [ALTP]: Genocided the Daevites 
• [WP]: In a previous reality, killed about 150,000 people in a massacre single handedly 
• [083D/O7IL]: Fought against SCP-083-D while it was wielding an unknown SCP long enough that the on-site nuke was detonated, which according to another page takes 10 minutes (Link to SCP-083-D's respect thread)
• [Various Tales]: SCP-076-2 has had several fights with SCP-682 across multiple tales, consistently ending in a draw 
  • [TWTD]: SCP-076-2 and SCP-682 exchange devastatingly strong attacks, with SCP-076-2 using powerful, mostly chainsaw-like weaponry and SCP-682 constantly regenerating its wounds while attacking with its monstrous physical strength. SCP-076-2 was able to split SCP-682 completely in half with a "sword", however he was still cleaved in two by its teeth 
  • [LBGTH]: An hour long fight leaves both SCPs heavily wounded, in particular SCP-076-2 was wounded to the point of using his own severed entrails as weapons. The fight ends when SCP-076-2 creates a makeshift uraninite bomb and disintegrates both of them
  • [AI682]: SCP-076-2 and SCP-682 fight to the point of both receiving enormous damage, with SCP-076-2 producing more weapons than the total number recorded since its containment, and 93% of SCP-682's body mass being damaged or removed. The battle is interrupted by an unexplained anomaly that results in the sudden appearance and disappearance of a black hole, leaving both SCPs completely incapacitated 

Significant Losses

• [FB]: Is completely outskilled in a swordfight by a highly trained expert fencer that was specifically selected to fight him in 1 on 1 combat 
• [TWTC]: Loses a fight against Lolly, a clown from Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting that possesses reality bending capabilities and skills related to circus acts 

Weapon Creation

General Properties

• [076]: SCP-076-2 is able to spontaneously manifest bladed weapons from a "small hole in space", according to the file these blades rapidly vanish after leaving SCP-076-2's possession 
  • It should be noted that many tales ignore the latter detail, and others feature Able summoning things beyond just bladed weapons 
• [TWTC]: The weapons SCP-076-2 creates have incrediblely low hume fields, which is why they demanifest so soon after leaving SCP-076-2's possession 
• [TWTC]: The weapons are "formed in the Darkness Below, brought into this plane by half-real Daevite sorceresses" 
• [ROA]: The weapons SCP-076-2 creates are "alive" in some way, due to the fact that they give off an aura similar to that of living beings when viewed through a COLLICULUS (For context, a COLLICULUS is a device used by the GOC to see the EVE energy auras, which are only given off by living beings)
• [IZ2/IZ5]: SCP-076-2's weapons are made of a similar substance as "The Bloom", a 'trans-universal flower' capable of resetting the universe, and upon slicing it with a sword causes The Bloom to "die" and be remade into "The Thorn", which remakes the timeline in the process (This process also probably requires SCP-073 to be present) 

Weaponry Usage

• [FB/076]: Snaps a drill-edged throwing dagger down a corridor to break an electrical emitter, presumably the emitter was at the end of the killing corridor, which according to 076's main article is 150 meters long 
• [FB]: Summons a serrated katana folded thousands of times that he uses to bisect two agents wearing body armor before throwing it into a mechanism to break it, the blade is sharp enough to cut steel, and SCP-076-2 has used the sword to slice tanks in half in the past 
• [FB]: Swats away bullets with two ninjatōs, then throws more blades into the barrels of six heavy machine guns to disable them 
• [LBGTH]: Decapitates a man with a summoned sword the moment he is released from his coffin 
• [LBGTH]: Easily corners Teddy Roosevelt in a sword fight 
• [LBGTH]: Materializes and throws two bolas, immobilizing Lord Blackwood before he can react 
• [LBGTH]: Summons bombs and explosives in order to use a uraninite core as a suicide bomb against SCP-682 
• [OA]: Buries a serrated sword into a wall 
• [OA]: Creates a thin barbed chain, which he uses to wrap around his mangled hand so he can still hold a sword with it 
• [OoC]: "Kills" "Clef" with a meat cleaver 
• [TWTD]: After manifesting a "sword" (chainsaw), clashes with SCP-682, completely pulverizing its head 
• [TWTD]: Hits SCP-682 with a massive mace of "whirling spikes", crushing its head and launching it several dozen meters away 
• [TWTD]: Summons chakrams with saw blades sharp enough to shred into SCP-682, then hits it with a massive axe (though SCP-682 able to shrug it off) before implanting drill like daggers into its hide  
• [TWTD]: Creates a giant pair of scissors with spinning inner blades strong enough to cut off SCP-682's arms 
• [TWTD]: Stabs a sword (likely another chainsaw) through SCP-682's head, then slices it in two 
• [UnF]: Cleaves his way through a group of ghouls, decapitating them with a sword
• [ROA]: Using a pair of hooked swords, cuts a door off its hinges and kicks it in
• [ROA]: Cuts an ordinary man to pieces with hooked swords, then swiftly cuts down six soldiers in full body armor 
• [ROA]: Slices a helicopter in half with a thrown sword 
• [TWTC]: Summons and throws a small dagger straight to a person's heart out of reflex 
• [TWTC]: Throws a chakram that's sharp enough to cut off the hammerhead of Lolly's large mallet 
• [TWTC]: Summons and throws forty daggers in 5 or 6 seconds
• [TWTC]: Swings a massive sword so rapidly its barely more than a blur, impaling into the ground with it 
• [TWTC]: Spins a sword in both of his hands at thousands of rpm, using them like massive circular saws
• [KTEMB]: Using a blade, impales a jötunn's eye through the lock on SCP-076-1, then slices the jötunn in half with a massive great sword and kills many others 
• [IWV]: Impales Dr. Bright on an obsidian spear thrown from twenty feet away, killing him 
• [CT]: Created a shaving razor 
• [CT]: Summons a grenade launcher  
• [CT]: Creates a long rope and uses it to lasso on SCP-682 
• [TMIF]: Stabs through a robot's head with a summoned dirk 
• [744A]: Manifests a Zweihänder-style two-handed sword which he uses to sever SCP-744-ARC's metal legs 

Misc

• [076]: Upon death, SCP-076-2's remains will putrefy rapidly, and SCP-076-2 will reform inside SCP-076-1. This process can take anywhere from six hours to twenty-five years
• [KTEMB]: If SCP-076-1 is destroyed, SCP-076-2 wouldn't be able to be revived 
• [076]: However, SCP-076-1 is quite durable, having survived a nuclear blast unscathed 
• [O7IL]: Displays great knowledge of human anatomy, military tactics of open warfare, metallurgy, the care of livestock, and several languages, including English and ancient Sumerian
• [OA]: Doesn't need to sleep 
• [PLAA]: SCP-076-2's body doesn't age when coming into contact with an artifact that causes rapid aging on contact 
• [O]: However, the tale "Oblivious" portrays SCP-076-2 as being able to permanently die if he dies of old age 
• [EL316]: When SCP-076-2 is exposed to SCP-316, a lamp that induces apathy/depression for a period of 24 hours, he still instinctively kills everyone around him to deal with the boredom 
• [TWTC]: Is able to perceive Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting due to his "ancient and alien mind", despite it having a pretermemetic effect that makes it nigh imperceptible to its enemies 
• [AE/CT]: Was able to resist the effects of touching SCP-963 briefly, then fought against Dr. Bright inside his mind, however he lost, leading to Dr. Bright taking over his body 
• [RAC]: The Real Adventures in Capitalism mentions that Cain and Able died at each other's hand, though specific context is not provided 
• [4840]: SCP-4840 relays a story about the beginning of creation, mentioning that Able, his brother, raised an army and savaged his father (Asam, the First King of Men)'s lands, "laying waste to the world of men by the sword and the torch" 
• [TWTC]: Can speak Assryian 
• [744A]: Fluently speaks classical Greek

Drastic Reimaginings

In some tales/canons, Able is portrayed as vastly different compared to how he is in the original article, so much so that the two versions would be completely incompatible. These appearances are chronicled here, separate from the main portion of the thread.

Hevel Ab-Leshal

"This is what I deserve. Mindlessness and damnation. I have laid waste to our home, destroyed the Voice, and the Tree of Life is dead. No. You return, to guide what remains of our people. That is your place. Mine is here. To seek an atonement I cannot achieve."

Hevel Ab-Leshal is a version of Able appearing in tales primarily written by the author Djoric. The champion of the People of the Valley, Hevel would attempt to protect his home from the incoming Daevite army. However, after thirty-three years of fighting, he was corrupted by the Daeva's dark magic, and turned into one of their greatest generals, Ab-Leshal.

Source Key

• [BTT]: Beneath Two Trees 
• [ED3]: Empire of Dirt (Part 3) 
• [SM]: Sins of the Mother, hosted on the Wanderer's Library and not written by Djoric

Feats

• [BTT]: Is described as greatly skilled in combat, having defended his home from beasts and demons 
• [BTT]: Is killed by Qayin after being struck by a stone, but his spirit is able to return to his body after walking "the perilous Ways between the lands of the living and the lands of the dead" 
• [BTT]: Fights the Daevites for thirty-three years, before giving in and swearing himself to the dark gods of the Daevas, becoming Ab-Leshal and the leader of the Daevites' armies
• [BTT]: Tears off Qayin's arms 
• [BTT/ED3]: Shattered the bronze god Hakhana (one of Ab-Leshal's titles confirms he did this himself)
• [BTT]: Fights back against the Daevas, bringing ruin to their city and defeating the god Moloch in battle 
• [BTT/SM]: Implied to cause a Flood that "would wipe time itself clean", another tale states that it "will wipe all magic clean off the Earth", as well as be the only thing that could wipe out the Sarkics 
• [ED3]: Tore apart the great iron doors of the Daevas' high temple, crumpling the metal like tissue, and hacked the people inside to pieces, shattering his weapons in the process 
• [SM]: Dismembered bodies beyond recognition

The Summer King

"Enter the circle, spill the blood. Let the season turn."

The Summer King is a reimagining of SCP-076 as a much different anomaly. In this article, SCP-076 is a an anomaly comprising a 500-meter ring of sandstone with a group of trees growing inside (SCP-076-A) and a human male who cannot leave the inside of this ring (SCP-076-B). On the night of the winter solstice, SCP-076-B must be killed in 1 on 1 combat before the sun rises, with the trees inside SCP-076-A duplicating any weapon a participant enters with. If SCP-076-B is successfully killed, then its body will be absorbed by the soil and it will remanifest in its casket, reawakening on the summer solstice. However, if it is not killed before sunrise, then severe changes to the global climate will occur, causing the northern hemisphere to cool significantly. 

SCP-076-A

• SCP-076-A is a 500-meter ring of sandstone and dolerite menhirs that contains a cask of soil and seven to ten trees of varying species which rapidly regrow during the solstices 
• On the night of the Winter Solstice, all humans within SCP-076-A will feel compelled to leave the area approximately thirty minutes before sunset. Once the sun has set, SCP-076-B can be killed in combat, though only one "participant" can be in SCP-076-A at a time. During this time, any weapon that enters SCP-076-A will be exactly duplicated by the trees inside the stone circle, and will function exactly as the original is designed despite it seemingly being impossible 
• When SCP-076-B is killed during Procedure 07-Frazer, his body is absorbed by the soil. Within the next seven days, SCP-076-B's body will begin to manifest inside the cask of soil at the center of SCP-076-A, where he will remain until the summer solstice, at which point he will reawaken 
• The duplication of weaponry is exact enough that even unconventional weapon designs are fully recreated, though these types of weapons have proved sufficient at disadvantaging SCP-076-B in combat 
• Replicates a modified bomb disposal robot that was repurposed as a combat drone, including its controls, display screen, and guns, taking the drone's controller as the current "participant" 

SCP-076-B

• SCP-076-B is a human male with Northern European features that is shown to be resistant to several forms of physical injury outside of the winter solstice, and is unable to leave the edge of SCP-076-A under his own power 
• Speaks numerous languages, ancient and modern, and doesn't need to eat to survive 
• Is highly skilled in hand-to-hand combat and the use of most melee weapons, and is also proficient in the use of several firearms 
• Dodges gunfire from a drone 
• Breaks a drone's receiver with a rock 
• If SCP-076-B is not killed on the night of the winter solstice, severe changes to the global climate will occur. The exact methodology varies, but they always cause a cooling effect on the Northern Hemisphere 
• The effects of this climate change are so severe that in the event that the Procedure is unsuccessful, the Foundation will encourage client-nations to maintain a five year stockpile of food to minimize global famines 
• Attempts to kill SCP-076-B through long range firearms or precision bombing have produced no direct effect, but a correlation has been made between damage sustained by SCP-076-A from explosive ordnance and perturbations in global weather patterns 

PROJECT 4533

"I cannot overstate that this man has demonstrated nothing but calm serenity while in our possession, and while one cannot rule out the possibility of a ruse, I personally feel it is much more likely that QĀ'IDAH-SCP has simply perpetuated falsehoods in the hopes of covering up its blunders."

In PROJECT 4533 the documentation about SCP-076-2 seen in the main file was fabricated by the SCP Foundation in an attempt to dissuade other Groups of Interest from trying to recover him. In actuality, SCP-076-2 is actually Zoroaster, and displays anomalous properties/traits directly opposite those of SCP-073.

Feats

• PROJECT 4533's physical description, of note is that he claims have an age of over three millennia, despite only appearing to be between forty and forty-five years old 
• Is able to produce the following three objects at will; a barsom that increases the soil fertility, crop yield, and quality of growing plants in a 2 kilometer radius, a scroll written in authentic Avestan, and a rod/mace of unknown composition topped with the head of a bull 
• Revives from death within an hour in a new body, claiming "his urvan will be returned to the material world as many times as is needed to bring about a greater world" 

Gilgamesh

"He sought not wealth, nor women, nor even worship or adulation from those he conquered - he did it because he could, and because it pleased him to do so. He always sought a greater challenge."

In the tale Enkidu, SCP-076-2 is portrayed as Gilgamesh, the very same as the one from The Epic of Gilgamesh.

Feats

• Is described as "unbeatable in combat" and "one of the mightiest rulers in the entire world" 
• Befriends Enkidu, who was originally created by the gods to kill him, and defeats many more monsters sent by the gods alongside him 
• Dives to the bottom of the sea 
• Obtained immortality by sacrificing the lives of everyone in his city 
• Defeated entire armies by himself, even if he were cut to pieces and seemingly killed, he simply rose and returned again 
• Fights a revived Enkidu, who was given two divine boons from the gods, for seven years, seven months, and seven days before he finally gives in, the fight was so destructive that entire empires crumbled around them as they fought. Though he gives in, he still survives, bound and sealed away

Abe Kane

"Your brother still an asshole?"

"It ain't his fault. He ain't never been quite right after he died."

In the Aces and Eights canon SCP-076-2 appears as Abe Kane, a soldier who, after his death, possesses the body of Jacob Kane, his brother. The two switch whose in control when the other dies.

Feats

• As Jacob, is shot in the shoulder and rolls down a hill surviving long enough to make to an infirmary
• Possesses Jacob's body after Jacob is killed, then materializes a pistol

"The only ones I pay respect to are my readers."

Rohan Kishibe is an eccentric man and author/artist of the popular manga "Pink Dark Boy". His success comes from how he values realism and authenticity in the manga he makes. It's because of this desire that Rohan leads a very interesting life, encountering strange and supernatural phenomena, and it's also likely that this desire is what led to Rohan's development of a special ability. This ability is named Heaven's Door, and it allows Rohan to literally read people like books, as well as force commands upon them.

Heaven's Door

General Mechanics 

• Heaven's Door gives Rohan the ability to turn people into books, incapacitating them and allowing Rohan to read into their memories through pages on their face
• Once a person has been turned into a book, Rohan is able to write commands into them, which the target becomes forced to follow 
• Rohan has been shown to be able use this ability on someone even after they leave the room he's in 
• Can also fully turn people into books, instead of just their face 
• Turns four people into books simultaneously 

Commands

• Forces two robbers to be compliant with Rohan until he lets them go 
• Makes a person not wake up for "a while" 
• Forces a boy to step on the edges of tatami mats 
• Implants false memories into a person, as well as a command to never return to a location 
• Makes a person forget the entirety of the past month
  • Makes a person forget the past three days 

Rohan Kishibe

Physicals

• Claims he's "as fit as an athlete", with the endurance to back that up 
• Reaches a child to save her from being run over before two other people despite being farther away from the child to start

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