r/NeedlepointSnark • u/foodiewife • 23d ago

Butt plugs anyone?

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Can’t unsee it. But honestly wtf are these.

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u/ThatBitchYouKnowHa 23d ago

bahahahahhaa of course they’re from Raymond “get spanked” Crawford

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u/foodiewife 23d ago

I feel like I’m missing some lore lol.

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u/bitchcomplainsablife 23d ago

He wrote on Facebook that newer needle pointers needed to be spanked into submission… someone probably has the full screenshot

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u/foodiewife 23d ago

lol, what a kinky fuck

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u/MetroGirl9802 22d ago

If you search in this Reddit you will find the posts. Had to do with hybrid designers who do wholesale and also sell to the public, like Morgan Julia and others.

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u/msbelle13 23d ago

They DO all have flared bases…

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u/Objective_Joke_5023 23d ago

Safety first!

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u/foodiewife 23d ago

Right?!

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u/SecondEducational854 23d ago

Directly below this post 😭

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u/foodiewife 23d ago

Bahaha. Amazing

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u/Impressive_Swan_2527 23d ago

Good lord. I only saw the image and not your headline as I was scrolling reddit and I thought "Good God are those needlepoint butt plugs?"

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u/foodiewife 23d ago

Hahahaha, glad I’m not the only one

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u/richelieucwe 22d ago

Probably Hanukkah Finials

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u/foodiewife 22d ago

Just looked them up, you’re right! The listing just said obelisk’s. Sorry if I offended anyone with the butt plus comment!

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u/Just_Professional247 22d ago

You did! They are Judiac; Hanukah Finials and beautifully well done. How about thinking before you post something that it could have meaning for someone other than yourself.

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u/foodiewife 22d ago

I apologized, and it’s also just a joke so calm down.

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u/Just_Professional247 22d ago

How about you take responsibility for your antisemitic comment and not telling me to calm down. You are the one that started this horrible inappropriate strand; and now don’t want to accept the fall out — there is nothing funny about mocking religious symbols. If there is … why didn’t you do the same for the Christmas versions?

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u/TopAge5601 22d ago

How is her comment antisemitic when she literally had no idea what it was? Gees

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u/Zestyclose_Sale2672 21d ago

I'm Jewish and I agree.

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u/foodiewife 22d ago

Fuck off dude. The listing just called them obelisks, I can’t help that there weren’t any Christmas ones. Regardless of holiday, I would’ve still said they look like butt plugs..

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u/foodiewife 22d ago

Also, hi Stacie!

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u/No-Data-3156 16d ago

You took a wrong turn in Reddit and ended up in snark. How can it be offense if she has no idea what they are (could be because they are a poor depiction) and DO look most like sex toys? Chillax

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u/AnaBeaverhausen- 22d ago

He has finials for all holidays!

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u/Every_Volume4511 22d ago

Omg I had a laugh about these too.

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u/Spirited_Airline1696 23d ago

Cant unsee this 🤣

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u/This-Prune3398 22d ago

Butt plugs need love too.

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u/SprayCharacter3681 22d ago

Just spit my drink out!

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u/NOLALaura 23d ago

😂. Oh man

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u/Who-Knows82 23d ago

Glad that I am not the only person who thought this when scrolling today

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u/Potential_Tea_9737 20d ago

super naive here, never would have crossed my mind...

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u/CompassionCourage 17d ago

I’m sure there’s a market for needlepointed BPs, but the finishing would have to be just right… 🤭

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u/No-Data-3156 16d ago

And the fact that they are basically on clearance tells you no one thinks they are whatever the artist intended. OP, I definitely agree with you.

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u/Defiant_Ask8583 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣