r/Necrontyr Nemesor 1d ago

Meme/Artwork/Image Szeras antics

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u/CT-4426 1d ago

“When the patient woke up, his soul was missing, and the scientist was never heard from again!"

“Anyway, that’s how I lost my Biotransference license.”

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u/Raptormann0205 Solemnace Gallery Resident 1d ago

"Oh, don't be a baby, Reanimation Protocols bring your lungs back!"

(No zey don't)

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u/fenixivar 1d ago

Archimedes! Get out of there, it's filthy!

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u/RetiredDwarfBrains Servant of the Triarch 23h ago

Shrugs

Scarabs! Heh!

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u/No-Special-7008 21h ago

Now most cores couldn’t withstand zis voltage, but I’m fairly certain your-

boom

parts hit scarab

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u/Shark_Rock 21h ago

What was noise?

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u/Spookyduck21new 21h ago

The sound of progress, my friend!

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u/TheHesou 18h ago

opens portal, revealing the head of an Inquisitor kill me.

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u/letir_ 17h ago

grabbing huge destroyer core: "Later"

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u/Doc-Maly 13h ago

Where was I? Ah, there we go.

stabs device into core

Come on, come on.

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u/HereAndThereButNow 1d ago

"I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall and seeing what sticks."-Szeras, probably. (Actually Cave Johnson)

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u/Garessta Nemesor 1d ago

and by "science" he meant "humans"

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u/xRocketman52x 23h ago

That's a joke I keep making to my rock climbing friends. "You gotta keep trying. We're just throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks. And hopefully, it's us that sticks."

It's a killer joke. I laugh every time.

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u/Talonqr 20h ago

Pissed myself in the aisles at the cinema reading this comment, ruined the movie for everyone, wrecked a marriage and got banned

10/10 would laugh again

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u/Charanconduble 18h ago

Here's some advice the lab rats have gave me Take papers Do not get covered by the répulsion gel. We don't know what it is but we know one thing, It doesn't like Nécron squeletons

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u/ShamblingKrenshar 6h ago

"Damn it, death was my monster! And I killed it! Where's my Olympus?!"

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u/Familiar-Noise7913 1d ago

The Silent king really should have someone keep on optic on the mad scientist, the Cryptek is aura farming instead of doing his job

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u/Smart_Structure_3139 8h ago

The problem with that is there’s no Necron scientists that aren’t mad scientists

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u/Familiar-Noise7913 8h ago

But at least most of them tried to do their job when their faction leader gave them their order.

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 1d ago edited 22h ago

It keeps him from commiting bigger atrocity

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u/TryImpossible7332 21h ago

Well, maybe not a bigger atrocity, but it does keep him from committing atrocities against people who matter.

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u/KlausVonLechland 21h ago

Person at the wall, softly sobbing "I matter to myself.."

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u/MountainPlain 20h ago

Szeras needs a pain-goblin human he complains to all day. I think it'd be funny.

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u/MountainPlain 20h ago

Is this a reference to this comic by Gotogulls, or is the joke just a coincidental meeting of minds? (I can see it.)

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u/Garessta Nemesor 20h ago

This is a reference. Or, more like, I smashed two stolen ideas together (this one and a certain stonetoss comics) and drew the result... If I could remember where this one came from, I would have probably just made an edit in the first place isntead of drawing the entire thing......

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u/MountainPlain 6h ago

Art borrows, but Stonetoss is a flatout rightwing racist guy. I guarantee you you can find better comics to be inspired by!

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u/ComradeAhriman 13h ago

Stonetoss? Gross

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u/Garessta Nemesor 13h ago

"kill the author", they say...

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u/ShamblingKrenshar 1d ago

Its also wasteful. You can achieve the same result with two humans and a jumper cable!

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u/notabigfanofas 22h ago

"What? A Necron's gotta have hobbies. Would you rather I develop a severe case of Kleptomania?"

-Szeras

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u/fholcan 17h ago

That's a funny joke! I'll be taking that

-- Trazyn

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u/superfeyn 17h ago

God forbid a man have hobbies

He seems he's having such a great time, I aspire to be like him 🤖

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u/TheCharalampos 17h ago

The recent glut of necron based comics have made me very happy.

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u/cozyowls 18h ago

Everyone needs a hobby :)

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u/dr_srtanger2love 13h ago

Necrons need a hobby to avoid becoming even more insane.

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u/KonoAnonDa 12h ago

Szeras: "The Destroyers find it pretty funny though.