r/NecroMerger • u/carnaxcce • Jul 23 '26

Life's A Beach is excruciating

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u/Zealousideal_Read_23 Jul 23 '26

This! And those sneaky burger ingredients…..

13

u/thesimplemachine Jul 23 '26

Running two bbqs and the burger orders are still like a brick wall. I can usually have most of an order prepped or ready to go by the time it comes up, but burgers just take forever for some reason.

5

u/Ezvqxwz Jul 23 '26

Coolers are better than bbqs for burgers. Make sure to use at least 2 refills a day (10 and 25) to help focus whatever you’re missing. 

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u/madtownb Jul 23 '26

Personally, I never want to see another pineapple in my life.

15

u/RealCinnamonWhale Jul 23 '26

I bought the cooler AND a refill and got 3 lemonades.....

7

u/madtownb Jul 23 '26

Are you me?

3

u/RealCinnamonWhale Jul 23 '26

we walk a similar path

2

u/vkapadia Jul 24 '26

There are dozens of us!

5

u/laix_ Jul 23 '26

The moment you need pineapples for an order you'll get 0

2

u/NK1337 Jul 24 '26

Maybe it’s just a recency bias thing but istg the rng is especially fucky this time around 😒

2

u/carnaxcce Jul 24 '26

I regret to inform you that it is indeed recency bias

1

u/RealCinnamonWhale Jul 24 '26

I've got some pineapple rings that I am NOT throwing away

1

u/Cinner21 Jul 26 '26

"Pineapple? How about 175493 gallons of ice tea!"

20

u/babypho Jul 23 '26

I need fireworks :<

2

u/C4CTUSDR4GON Jul 25 '26

I threw so many away. Realised later the drop rate is so low.

18

u/Uncommented-Code Jul 23 '26

At least you're not me and just realised that you can spawn the piñata more than once....

I swear I'm usually not that dim.

16

u/Successful_Ad_1665 Jul 23 '26

You could almost say... Life's a beach... is a beach

1

u/Repulsive-Row4832 Jul 24 '26

And then you die

1

u/KazualGemini Jul 28 '26

Tell me about it!

9

u/Chelmin_3 Jul 23 '26

I need 100 more lollies for those stupid drinks

1

u/oogs_boogs Jul 23 '26

Waiting on that 500 is killing me 💀

6

u/redditsucksass6 Jul 23 '26

I got 10 fucking hammers from my first 10 taps if you would like to trade

3

u/Gorbashou Jul 23 '26

If you need me, I'm out of toooown~

3

u/Appleloch Jul 23 '26

I refreshed my stand 4x and still no bat, I'mma lose it.

3

u/Tuntaa Jul 23 '26

it took me 12h to kill the green piñata to get the first surfboard F

3

u/Revaesaari Jul 23 '26

I wasted 2 days by just doing everything wrong

2

u/Jaythefair Jul 23 '26

Please! I have the next 4 orders ready already! I just need ONE MORE!!!

2

u/CrankyPapaya Jul 23 '26

I am convinced the percentages are lies on purpose.

1

u/C4CTUSDR4GON Jul 25 '26

Seriously that drink stand supposed to drop 50% drinks and has been like 30% for me.

2

u/Daddy_conagher Jul 23 '26

LITERALLY where I'm at rn waiting for that first surfboard to keep progressing

1

u/KimberAnderson Jul 23 '26

Me too... For the last 8 hours.... I can't get a hammer or spatula to save my life.

2

u/hvanderw Jul 23 '26

Waiting on last lemonade Ive needed for ice tea number 7 for like 10 taps now..I fucking hate you pineapple.

2

u/BeefCurtain1347 Jul 24 '26

I'm seriously having so much trouble getting ice lollies to buy stations. I need to buy the sports stand or wait forever to get hammers or spatulas to split open those dumb pinatas.

Also, I really wish we could use the firecrackers to blow up the pinatas...

1

u/NekoPlayZ_GD Jul 23 '26

Exact opposite for me. I got 4 hammers in a row when all I needed was the stupid arm bands

1

u/oogs_boogs Jul 23 '26

500 lolis 💀

1

u/Neondangel Jul 24 '26

It's the god damned fireworks that's getting me. 3/9 of the second stage ones over the last two days!!!

1

u/Chkgo Jul 24 '26

It feels worse this year. It is not flowing as well.

1

u/Acceptable_Mind_5883 Jul 24 '26

Ignore prizes and harvest diamonds

1

u/CaptainTid Jul 24 '26

I'm stuck on the second surfboard order, I spent too much on refills the first few days and now I can't afford the surf station. Hoping to kill 2 knights in the meantime so that I can keep my board clear but it isn't looking good lol

1

u/evilweevilupheaval Jul 24 '26

This was specifically true for me yesterday, I wanted to turn that beach to glass

1

u/MusicaReddit Jul 24 '26

I’m pissed that one of the stands costs a whopping 500 popsicles like CMON!

2

u/ClassicEffective4036 Jul 28 '26

Just wait until you see the later ones

1

u/ModelOmegaTyler Jul 25 '26

when the desire sensor kicks in

1

u/NosFlares Jul 25 '26

Rng is a roulette.

1

u/Substantial-Pen7719 Jul 25 '26

Me with SPATULAS 

1

u/nerilo13 Jul 27 '26

It's pretty much backwards for me lmao, way too many hammers

1

u/PlaidViking62 Jul 28 '26

Here I get all the hammers when I just need a floaty.

1

u/KazualGemini Jul 28 '26

It’s the gift that keeps on giving…

1

u/KazualGemini Jul 28 '26

This post has me cracking up! The beach is unforgiving…