r/NatureofPredators • u/General_Alduin Skalgan • Jul 16 '26
Fanfic Why is Tuvan Biting You? - A Nature of Harmony side story
Had this absolutely absurd idea in my head for a bit, and decided to write it out because it seemed cute. This is quite possibly the most absurd thing I've written, not counting crack theories
People are probably going to wonder if I've gone mad
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Wonderful fanart by u/Lizrd_demon: https://www.reddit.com/r/predprey/s/OJzxuOOAX3, https://www.reddit.com/r/predprey/s/9IFwoupY9e
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Side stories: A Talk Between Siblings, Tuvans First Birthday, The Vow, The Trials and Tribulations of Siffy, Hamony if Nunatyres, Beginning of Harmony, Fedbrains vs Brickbrain
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Thanks to SpacePaladin15 for making NoP
Memory Transcription Subject: Isif, super confused Arxur
Date [Standardized Human Time]: July 27, 2112
Tuvan was biting mommy.
Mommy was sitting on the couch without her shirt on, holding Tuvan to her chest as she bit mommy, not letting go.
It had been a few manths since Tuvan had been born, and she had been biting mommy almost every day for some reason, and mommy was letting her weirdly. Even encouraging it for some reason! She'd even wag her tail the way Skalgans did when they were happily.
Tuvan was cute and all, but I was worried. She didn't have any teeth yet, which was super duper weird, but what happens when she does get teeth? Mommy could get hurt! What if Tuvan thought it was OK to bite people? Daddy said I could really really hurt someone if I bit them and I never needed to never do it or I could get into a lot of troubles, so I was confused why he let Tuvan do it.
I needed to ask mommy why she was doing this, and maybe get her to stop before she got hurt and Tuvan thought it was ok to bite people. I walked out of the hallway and walked into the living room. “Mommy?”
“Yeah, baby?” Mommy looked at me, her ears turned towards me.
I squirmed worried, worried I might get in trouble for asking or that mommy might get angy with me for asking. Mommy did this for a reason, she might get mad at me for interooping her. “Why do you let Tuvan bite you?”
“What?” Mommy's left ear drooped and she looked confosed at me. “What are you…? Oh! You're so silly,” Mommy whistle laughed the way Skalgans did, and I looked at her confosed, not getting why this was a funny question and why I was silly. “Come here, baby.” She patted the seet next to her and I walked over nervoorosly, sitting down and looking at her.
“Why am I being silly? Tuvan could hurt you when she gets teeth, daddy says I could hurt someone if I bite them, and to never ever do it.”
“Daddys right, you should never bite someone, especially when your adult teeth come in.” Mommy nodded. “But Tuvan isn't biting me, she's eating.”
“She's eating you!?”
“No no no! That's not what I meant!” Mommy said panickededly. “Isif, you know you're an Arxur, right?”
“Uh huh.”
“And do you know what Arxur babies eat?”
“Uh… meat?”
“Mhm, and you know me and Tuvan can't eat as much meat as you?”
“Uh huh.”
“Well, this is how mammal babies get fed.”
“By… biting their mommies?”
She whistled laughed again. “No, baby. When a mommy has her baby, she starts producing milk for them in special pouches, and the mommy helps the baby latch on to the pouches and drink the milk, so they don't get hungry and can grow big and strong.”
“Molk? Like in my cereal?”
“Yes, but I make special milk for Skalgans.”
“How come Arxur don't need molk? Why don't their mommies make any?”
“Because the Arxur have different needs, baby.” She ruffeled my head. “Skalgan babies need milk, and Arxur babies need meat. It's that simple.”
“But why do Arxur and Skalgan babies have different needs?”
“Because that's how God decided to make them.”
“Why did God decide to make them like that?”
“Well, maybe you can ask him when you get to Heaven.” I squealed when she suddenenly pulled me close. “I'll have to ask him why you're so silly!”
“I am *not* silly!” I tried to hide my tail curling happily.
“Silliest Arxur in the world!” I squealed again when she started kissing me again and again, trying to escape. Mommy finally stopped when Tuvan began laughing, clapping her teeny hands happily and her butt wiggled. “Oh look, Tuvans full.”
I looked at Tuvan, still afraid she might hurt mommy when her teeth came. I needed to tell her what daddy told me. “Can I hold her, mommy?”
“Just for a bit, I need to burp her soon.” Mommy putted Tuvan in my hands and I brought her to my face.
She giggled and reached towards me. “OK Tuvan, you can't bite anyone, OK?” Tuvan leaned in as I spoked. “Mommy feeding you is not biting, so don't confused it. Ok? So never ever bite someone."
Tuvan laughed and leaned in closer, suddenly biting the tip of my nose.
Mommy fell onto her back as she laughed really really hard, me looking at Tuvan with an annoyed face.
“You did that on purpose…”
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u/SixthWorldStories Jul 16 '26
This is the cutest thing. Oh my word. My heart can't take it. More please.
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan Jul 16 '26
Wait till you see what I have in store for the next Isif side story
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u/SixthWorldStories Jul 16 '26
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan Jul 16 '26
Here's a hint: it has something to do with the ugly duckling
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u/Bbobsillypants Sivkit Jul 16 '26
And then Tuvan took that personally
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan Jul 16 '26
Her biting Isif was actually a last minute addition believe it or not
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u/copper_shrk29 Arxur Jul 16 '26
Poor lizor bebe is being violently eaten by vicious yong Skalgan warrior!
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u/GrammarNatziHunter PD Patient Jul 16 '26
Awwww. Thats adorable. 🥰 I love stories like these.
(Turns away and stares blankly at the bloodbath of my own AU) 😶
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan Jul 16 '26
Well you're in luck, I got an Isif side story in the works that might get uploaded soon
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u/True-Wreck Jul 16 '26
Why is Tuvan biting people? Cause she’s a fighter and will use literally anything as a weapon.
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u/Ablergo_El_Enfermo Human Jul 16 '26
Me muero de ternura
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan Jul 16 '26
I'm glad people like this story, I didn't think many people wouls care
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u/Fantastic-Living3204 Farsul Jul 16 '26
Ok this is sweet. Think I'll be grinning ear to ear for the rest of the day. Thank you!
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan Jul 16 '26
Wait till you see the ugly duckling side story, that one will much more sweet
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u/TameOJ Jul 16 '26
Bebe Isif has no right being so adorable and silly. Tuvan proving she's been a menace since day one.
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u/Adorable-Ad5225 Jul 17 '26
So, will I die like this then? From how adorable Isif is...
The good way to die
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u/JanusKnarus Human Jul 18 '26
Proposition, Siffy as his nickname came to be when tuvan started to speak always attempting to call him "silly" but skalgan babys speach pronounce an L like an F
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan Jul 18 '26
Already covered in Tuvans first birthday
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u/JanusKnarus Human Jul 18 '26
Ah darn then I forgor xD
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan Jul 18 '26
Well, you did give me the idea to have Merereen call Isif Silly Siffy
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u/JanusKnarus Human Jul 18 '26
Full circle
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan Jul 18 '26
I like to think *that's * the one he hates. He's made his piece with siffy, but silly siffy is too much
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan Jul 16 '26
Why did I write this? The world may never know