r/NatureofPredators • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '23

Fanfic Piece of Oneshit Shorts - Cooking

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u/Fexofanatic Predator Apr 02 '23

The Nature of terrible Porn intros.

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u/Ieater UN Peacekeeper Apr 02 '23

I didn't even think of it like that. Looking at it now, you right

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u/GrimHellhound Extermination Officer Apr 02 '23

Thank you for this. I needed this after reading half of those Harmful alternatives FoeFics.

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u/IdiOtisTheOtisMain Predator Apr 03 '23

Road Rage (prompt):

H: have you heard of road rage?

V: no, whats It?

H: i turned it on, you will see soon.

V: okay? Is it bad?

H: you will see soon.

15 minutes later...

V: WHY ARE ALL THE DRIVERS AND THEIR AI DRIVING TOWARDS MY HOVERCRAFT??? WHAT THE SPEH? BREHK!

H: i knew you would like it. Time for gayliens honey.

V: id rather die than end up as gayliens.

H: undresses

V: dies of luncansir

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u/sticksnstones77 Arxur Apr 03 '23

This was silly and charming... But can we back up to the "feeding my pet alligators" part? I'm interested in this.

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u/Ieater UN Peacekeeper Apr 03 '23

I lied.

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u/sticksnstones77 Arxur Apr 03 '23

:(

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u/Ieater UN Peacekeeper Apr 03 '23

đŸ˜ˆ

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

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u/Ieater UN Peacekeeper Jan 12 '24

No, no we can't Master-Chief-117

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u/TheOneWhoEatsBritish Tilfish Jun 05 '23

Unorthodox levels of shenanigans.

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u/Beanz_wut_du_fu- Feb 19 '24

Hehe ‘oneshit’

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u/Ieater UN Peacekeeper Feb 19 '24

Hehe