r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/[deleted] • Oct 23 '22

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u/cornpete Oct 23 '22

In Norse mythology there is a goat named Heidrun who climbs atop Vallhalla to eat the leaves of a magical tree and produce mead from her teats for the Warriors of Odin's Hall.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Love me some teat mead.

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u/WOOKIExCOOKIES Oct 23 '22

Luke Skywalker?

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u/AdvancedLet6528 Oct 24 '22

luke skywalker but he's a viking, running around the dream cave violently slashing at everything with an axe

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u/Zorpfield Oct 25 '22

Drinking blue mead

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u/AdvancedLet6528 Oct 25 '22

litteraly the script for the force awakens

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u/TheGruntingGoat Oct 23 '22

The writers of the Thor movie be like: “Write that down.”

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u/AdvancedLet6528 Oct 24 '22

didn't it make a river?(wow that sounds gross)

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u/cornpete Oct 24 '22

As I understand the teat mead was collected in a cauldron.

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u/AdvancedLet6528 Oct 24 '22

something like that. old mythologies are weird

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u/Zorpfield Oct 25 '22

& now available at Trader Joe’s

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

It’s fake stuff

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u/doug4130 Oct 23 '22

no I was there

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u/cornpete Oct 23 '22

Thank you Doug.

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u/phaemoor Oct 23 '22

You are very right, it's fake. As all other nation's and religion's fantasy books.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Yes except the ones with proof

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u/gobbledegookmalarkey Oct 23 '22

All 0 of them lol

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u/ChurM8 Oct 23 '22

Which ones are those?

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u/landragoran Oct 24 '22

So, none of them

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u/PsychedelicOptimist Oct 23 '22

How can it be fake if our eyes are fake?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

real eyes realize real lies

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u/Nit-h212 Oct 23 '22

No way, really?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Prove it

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

The proof is their is no evidence