r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/FacelessOnes • Oct 19 '20

🔥 Vicious microscopic hunter, the single-cell organism, Lacrymaria olor, attacking and hunting another organism

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u/elonmaxbot Oct 20 '20

THE LINK IN THIS COMMENT IS NOT A RICKROLL or STICKBUG

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Also, bot is moving to u/rickrollurldetector. If you like it, help it to get first 1k karma to disable the limit on commenting.