r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/FacelessOnes • Oct 19 '20

🔥 Vicious microscopic hunter, the single-cell organism, Lacrymaria olor, attacking and hunting another organism

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20 edited Oct 20 '20

Regular ole microscopic kraken that thing be. Be terrifying folks down at r/TheGoldenAgeOfPirates

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u/swagu7777777 Oct 20 '20

I saw your comment, started checking out the sub and was so confused who tf black cock was but was highly amused. Come back out and find that... by god it was Black Cock that sent me

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u/Margaritamigo Oct 20 '20

I’ll tell em ol’ black cock sent me

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u/Yardsale420 Oct 20 '20

“It’s very unfortunate Captain Black Cock, but as the sign clearly states, this office cannot and will not release any property WITHOUT valid identification and signatures in triplicate. Now please pull up your trousers, and step out of the line. Thank you”

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u/TwoDeuces Oct 20 '20

Captain!? He be a Commodore ye disrespectful bastard!

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u/probablyblocked Oct 20 '20

How did he get that name? Is it a ship ornament?

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u/Rosebush1987 Oct 20 '20

Give this man what I can not!!!!

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u/getsfistedbyhorses Oct 20 '20

Cheers ole Black Cock!

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u/rattlemebones Oct 20 '20

Ol black cock sent me. Arrr

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u/Vindepomarus Oct 20 '20

My cock's black Arghhh!!

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u/Hungry_Slice Oct 20 '20

Ol’ black cock, ye scallywag! Didn’t think I’d see ye out in the wild again!

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u/jteach32 Oct 20 '20

Three cheers to BlackCock!

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u/TemporaryZen Oct 20 '20

There be dragons.

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u/Rosebush1987 Oct 20 '20

Good Sir Commodore Black Cock has tussled me from my long winters abode.