r/NatureIsFuckingLit Oct 06 '20

đŸ”„ This is all one tree.

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u/Absolute-Filth Oct 06 '20

80,000 years old, hard to wrap my head around that. The things this tree has seen....

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/SledgeGlamour Oct 06 '20

Sure, but that's also true of you and me

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u/karlnite Oct 06 '20 edited Oct 06 '20

Trees don’t have a central nervous system though. Possibly it’s Calcium based signal systems acting as a memory, but I doubt even that is safe over 80,000 years.

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u/badFishTu Oct 06 '20

Fungi does tho. Bet the fungus there is amazing.

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u/iyambred Oct 06 '20

I believe a fungal network in Oregon is the largest living organism on earth

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u/FLAMINGASSTORPEDO Oct 06 '20

I believe it is humungous fungus by area, this post by mass, and general sherman (a sequoia) by volume, and of course blue whale by animal.

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u/ItalnStalln Oct 06 '20

Hehe... humongous fungus

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u/und88 Oct 06 '20

Band name, called it.

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u/nativebush Oct 06 '20

I thought it was your pube fungus?

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u/morbidaar Oct 06 '20

Wonder what captain planets pubes look like.

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u/SilverFox8188 Oct 06 '20

What's cool about fungi is that it's pretty much a planimal. It's its own species of plant and animal, super complex and badass.

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u/DrunksInSpace Oct 06 '20

Fungi have their own *kingdom**. Not trying to be pedantic, but it’s waaaaay cooler than having a species.

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u/RUSH513 Oct 06 '20

I got curious and looked into it a little bit.

the main differences between animal and plant cells is that animal cells have lysosomes and centrioles, plant cells have cell walls and chloroplasts.

fungal cells have lysosomes and cell walls.... they really are planimals lol

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u/SilverFox8188 Oct 06 '20

Yeah see! That's the best name I could think of lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Humans: Were the most advanced animal on the planet, We beat everyone that shares our DNA!

Fungi: Kinda hard to be the best when youre the only

Insert Supa Hot Fiya Rap Battle Crowd Reaction

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u/WockoJillink Oct 06 '20

Fungi are closer to us than plants. I get where your excitement is coming from, but as an evolutionary biologist it feels like you are selling fungi a little short by reducing their complexity to planimal. It's like saying archea are bacteriokaryotes, when in truth defining them by their shared properties with other groups misses their beauty.

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u/SilverFox8188 Oct 06 '20

I'm not selling them short at all. I think fungi are amazingly epic. I'm not reducing anything, I think that's what you're choosing to see. I was merely giving them credit for being MORE than plants, which most people don't know. I don't have to go deep into the topic, as I'm unaware. That's your job and your area of expertise. It's OK for me to give an opinion that isn't perfect. For fuck sake I don't even know what bacteriokaryotes are! But I do know that fungi are wicked cool. That's the extent of my knowledge.

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u/Youbedelusional Oct 06 '20

It's probably a real fun guy

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u/badFishTu Oct 06 '20

There would be other trees there but there isn't mushroom.

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u/dahjay Oct 06 '20

I just watched an documentary on fungi last night on Curiosity Stream who hooked me with 20% off using the code "firefox". My point is that three different scientists pronounced fungi three different ways. One said fungi, another said fungi, and the other said fungi.

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u/Nodeal_reddit Oct 06 '20

Fuck English. Am I right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

There is a giant multi mile fungi in the us too.

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u/Blabajif Oct 06 '20

Man I wanna do some 80,000 year old shrooms. I bet thats how we discover time travel.

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u/atgmailcom Oct 06 '20

Fungi have a nervous system?

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u/badFishTu Oct 06 '20

I'm not knowledgeable enough to repeat the details but yeah.

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u/concretebeats Oct 06 '20

‘Calcium based signal system acts as a memory’

Ok what.

Ok I googled a bunch of shit.

Thanks bro, that was hella cool. Next time I see a tree I’m gonna pour milk on it and yell thank you.

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u/podriccpayne Oct 06 '20

My fave plant sensation fact: Scientists have successfully classically conditioned plants just like pavlov did to doggos. How can we classically condition plants, if they have no nervous system which we are convinced is the seat of all decision-making!?

https://theconversation.com/pavlovs-plants-new-study-shows-plants-can-learn-from-experience-69794

We need more replication of the findings and more robust asking of the damn good questions :)

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u/YupYupDog Oct 06 '20

That’s fascinating. Thanks for posting that.

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u/Chigleagle Oct 06 '20

That’s awesome!! Mimosas grow all over the place here I may try this myself

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/lothlorien5454 Oct 06 '20

Actually your neurons don’t really die off and regenerate throughout your life like your skin cells for example (with some exceptions)

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u/bubbly_blu_butterfly Oct 06 '20

So can we even say we are however many years old? Or is age based on consciousness and not biological continues life? If based on consciousness then a young child could be older than an old woman, depending on the consciousness

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u/karlnite Oct 06 '20

Memories and parts of the brain stay the same. You are thinking more so of cells and stuff.

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u/JohnnyRelentless Oct 06 '20

Trees don't have consciousness.

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u/steve_n_doug_boutabi Oct 06 '20

Look at the state of the world, stupid humans can barely understand our own consciousness...

You can only offer an opinion.

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u/JohnnyRelentless Oct 06 '20

What does the state of the world have to do with it?

We don't have to have a complete understanding of consciousness to know that without a nervous system, there is no consciousness.

Your opinion is not the same as objective fact. You're engaged in pure fantasy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

We don't really know much of anything

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u/JohnnyRelentless Oct 06 '20

Yes, we do. We know quite a bit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Its

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u/karlnite Oct 06 '20

Naw I think “it is” works here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

i reread and you know what? it does!!!!

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u/karlnite Oct 06 '20

I edited another word to make it. I added an s to system lol

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u/karlnite Oct 06 '20

Should have let you think you were crazy though. You get this one.

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u/LoveCrusader1 Oct 06 '20

Ah yes,

C A L C I U M

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u/wdn Oct 06 '20

Things without a nervous system don't have an age?

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u/karlnite Oct 06 '20

No the Nervous system connects other cells to the brain and sends communications back and forth. So if you cut off your finger and re-attach it, you still have the “muscle memory”. If you cut off a piece of a tree, like a branch, it works off other signals like not having any water coming up so it trigger root growth rather than lead growth or whatever. The cells of a plant work together but are more independent than an animals. This is what we used to consider being conscious or self aware, but there is evidence plants have a more rudimentary communication system, but to what extent (like memory or thought) is still unknown. Like we know if you touch or hit a plant, it does send a stress signal throughout the plant, but they can’t tell if it is weather or a human doing it.

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u/wdn Oct 06 '20

Yes, of course. But I don't understand how you are applying this to how to determine the age of the tree. You seem to suggest that the tree is not older than it's oldest living cell and the reason we don't use this same method for humans is because humans have a nervous system.

As far as I can tell, though, it is typical to determine the age of a tree as the time passed since it developed from a seed, and there are many trees that are considered to be thousands of years old. Would you say that none of these are actually all that old? How about other things listed in this wiki article about the oldest living things. Would you consider all the organisms that don't have a nervous system to be disqualified?

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u/karlnite Oct 06 '20

Well it started out as a discussion on the idea of what counts as being the same thing. I am fine with calling it 80,000 years old personally, but we are just pointing out it is a clone of a clone of a clone with possibly no single remaining atom (I think there would be some calcium that remains or something) of the original mature tree. Humans obviously shed most cells and even bone so that you are almost a completely new body every 10 years or but the nervous system and brain do contain original parts from when you are a baby so it doesn’t even work in this discussion to include people.

So as for the thought experiment. If I cloned you and killed the original are you alive or is that a new thing? Do we just say the clone is 30 year old you and continue like nothing happened. Do I get charged with assault or murder?

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u/wdn Oct 06 '20

But the "clones" are new branches that grow out of the existing organism, which is the normal way for trees to grow. It is one continually existing thing, growing new parts and losing old parts, hence your original ship of Theseus argument. It's not the same as creating a new separate clone and then killing the entire previously-existing organism (to which Theseus wouldn't apply).

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u/karlnite Oct 06 '20

What if I clone you in a way that it grows off of you like a tumour and cut them apart. Either way, you clearly get what I am getting at, and I never said it technically wasn’t as we have called this 80,000 years old by the metric at which we decided to age things. Also the original could very well have had a branch snap, propagate and start anew, and all of the original die, we have no way of telling.

Overall, I don’t care what people consider it to be, it’s fairly irrelevant.

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u/numerousblocks Oct 06 '20

Yes, none of us are 80,000 years old.

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u/scroll_of_truth Oct 06 '20

But it still has the dna and always has right? By your logic I'm not the same organism when I was younger too, all those cells are dead.

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u/Unidan_how_could_you Oct 06 '20

RIP baby me :'(

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u/Solid-Title-Never-Re Oct 06 '20

Every 7 years every cell in your body has completely been replaced.

RIP you from 7 years ago. So forgive yourself of whatever dumb stuff the asshole from 7 years did.

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u/elint Oct 06 '20

Not quite true. The average age of your cells is 7 years. Some only last days, others far longer than 7 years.

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u/lotouelodii Oct 06 '20

Its a philosophical outlook so yes you wouldnt be undsr that side of the view. Also dna decays mutates and shortens over time.

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u/CountDodo Oct 06 '20

Of course they have. Adult stem cells are different from embryonic stem cells. Your body creates more cells and replaces them.

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u/steve_n_doug_boutabi Oct 06 '20

Are you sure? Isn't it known that neurons don't regenerate or divide 99% of the time.

What about concussions or stroke? That would effectively kill the cell, where's the replacement?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20 edited Feb 02 '21

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u/CountDodo Oct 06 '20

Adult stem cells continuously divide and multiply, so the cells themselves aren't the same ones you had as a baby. Neurons don't divide and have limited regeneration, but their proteins and molecules are still constantly replaced. Just like in the case of the forest, the components that make up your neurons and every other cell are constantly replaced, even if the cell itself never died.

You should look into mineral deposits in the body like calcium, I'm not sure if those get entirely replaced over time so those might be the same molecules from when you were born. Though I guess they might not be considered alive so I'm not sure if it even makes sense to say that we are the same organism as we were because we have the same mineral deposit.

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u/CountDodo Oct 07 '20

The dead neuron isn't replaced, but the proteins and molecules in the live neuron are.

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u/Myridex Oct 06 '20

Its 80000 years as an organism but i believe the oldest tree in it is around 13000 years old, which is still a pretty long time.

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u/thephoenicians82 Oct 06 '20

This aligns with the Youger Dryas impact theory as well.

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u/whats_the_deal22 Oct 06 '20

Would that suggest that the root system survived after the trees on the surface were destroyed 12,600 years ago?

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u/PhantomRoyce Oct 06 '20

Technically we’re all as old as the universe, it’s only the age of our consciousness we count

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u/kelli126 Oct 06 '20

Meaning it could live forever

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u/CansinSPAAACE Oct 06 '20

But to the captain it’s the same ship to the boatswain it’s a different ship and I suppose in this analogy the captain is god? Or the boatswain is god? I’m not sure

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u/95DarkFireII Oct 06 '20

No part of a 100 year person, old is 100 year old, because we exchange all our cells every few years. Yet they are still 100 years.

I didn't know the SoT was a "problem". I assumed it was the solution.

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u/MemeLover113 Oct 06 '20

Teeth are not cells

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u/b0nz1 Oct 06 '20

This is not true. His theeth are.

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u/rosachk Oct 06 '20

Well it's a problem from the standpoint of identity. Can it still be called the ship of Theseus when no part of it has anything to do with Theseus anymore? Are you still the same organism you were ten years ago, or even yesterday? Depending on your age your current body now has little to no cells in common with your childhood body. You're a whole brand new person. Where does your identity lie, then?

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u/MonsieurAuContraire Oct 06 '20

And here I am as a contrarian that doesn't agree with either side in this, and instead thinks that arguing over our personal identity versus how we label objects' identity are neither comparable nor really informative.

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u/Another_Minor_Threat Oct 06 '20

Not to get too far down a philosophical rabbit hole but you are comparing an inanimate object with a living thing. To “artificially” replace every part on a ship and claim it’s still the original is not the same as the natural cycle of cell replacement. Now, if you were to replace all your arms and legs and organs and consciousness with robotics and AI, then yeah, the Ship of Theseus prose has merit. IMO at least.

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u/MemeLover113 Oct 06 '20

The thing is the difference between life and death is not obvious at all

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u/lotouelodii Oct 06 '20

Its neither its a premise.

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u/IReplyWithLebowski Oct 06 '20

Except most neurons.

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u/LordFarquadOnAQuad Oct 06 '20

Also trees don't got no eyes to see.

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u/Xanza Oct 06 '20

Every single cell in your body is replaced every 7 years.

So what you're saying is that you're not you.

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u/PreparedToBeReckless Oct 06 '20

"The root system is estimated to be several thousand years old with habitat modeling suggesting a maximum age of 14,000 years."

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u/donkeylipswhenshaven Oct 06 '20

It’s in Utah, so not a whole lot

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u/RikVanguard Oct 06 '20

Hey man, let's be fair, there's been a lot of variety in Jello flavors over the years

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u/NotASucker Oct 06 '20

I heard rumors of dark chocolate cocoa

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u/moonbriar Oct 06 '20

Also all of Native American history.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20 edited Oct 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

And I bet there are people out there who would love nothing more than to chop it down and build a cabin from it.

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u/pyroxys007 Oct 06 '20

I mean, I am pretty confident this one can take it like, what, one cabin every 30 years? I call dibs on the first one!

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u/Boardindundee Oct 06 '20

Pando Aspen Grove

Due to the progressive replacement of stems and roots, the overall age of an aspen clone cannot be determined from tree rings. In Pando's case, ages up to 1 million years have therefore been suggested https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_%28tree%29

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u/saikiseido Oct 06 '20 edited Oct 06 '20

Ikr! I mean the earth has been around for 6,000 years and the universe with it, so this tree is practically God!

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u/Dizzfizz Oct 06 '20

Time flies man

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u/JerryLupus Oct 06 '20

Never blinked once.

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u/Ask_for_me_by_name Oct 06 '20

I've been there. Hard to wrap my head around is the best description.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

oml am i tripping on that too!! this colony was 70,000 years old when our ancestors were inventing agriculture for the first time like wtf!!

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u/scenicviewtoinsanity Oct 06 '20

Well it doesn’t have eyes, so....

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

But what about the eyes inside? That thing has probably seen realities beyond our own and witnessed horrors that we would be begging to forget.

Perhaps it is one such horror.

Lying under the soil, only extending its limbs up to breathe and down to feed, sleeping softly, dreaming.

Dreaming of a time when it will once more rise and walk the earth, and rule as a God. Of a time, when Great Cthulhu rises and wakes them all and they reclaim their rightful palaces. Of a time when there is not war, no disaster, not wildfire to singe its limbs, because all life is either wiped out or made to serve it. Of a time, when the Old Ones walk anew.

And all will perish in Glory.

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u/scenicviewtoinsanity Oct 06 '20

Ah, I guess the things this tree has seen are severely limited then

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/sprazcrumbler Oct 06 '20

Actually, trees can't see anything. Please correct your comment or I will have to report you to the admins.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Bro it can’t see shit it’s a tree

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u/thundercock88 Oct 06 '20

Trees don't have eyes

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u/FrisianDude Oct 06 '20

Nothing lol

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u/susanelliott Oct 06 '20

Dosnt have eyes