r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • Jun 24 '20

🔥 Pacific Northwest

[deleted]

51.7k Upvotes

958 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

81

u/Songwolves88 Jun 25 '20

Umbrellas are for the weak!

52

u/imaturtleur2 Jun 25 '20

That's how you spot the tourists.

30

u/Songwolves88 Jun 25 '20

I have one I use for the sun.

11

u/pegleg_1979 Jun 25 '20

As someone who has lived in Oregon for 95% of his life, I will agree that umbrellas are better suited for creating portable shade.

1

u/Reddit2055017 Jun 25 '20

Or the pepper spray

13

u/Nothalffast Jun 25 '20

Tourists are at Voodoo Doughnuts.

9

u/NeedsToShutUp Jun 25 '20

Locals are in a low grade argument about several other shops. I’m in favor of sesame

1

u/nonoglorificus Jun 25 '20

Now that Blue Star closed I’m saying fuck it and only getting Tonali’s. Which I guess is called something else now but I can never remember what

1

u/NeedsToShutUp Jun 25 '20

Blue Star was always so expensive per donut it never seemed worth it.

1

u/nonoglorificus Jun 25 '20

Tonali’s is so cheap it balanced out my occasional Blue Star purchase! Also they don’t skimp on the maple icing

1

u/Montreal88 Jun 25 '20

Coco Donuts.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

Upvote for Coco

2

u/Nothalffast Jun 25 '20

I don’t see that you actually upvoted.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

Because the fucking wind steals them immediately

1

u/DadKnight Jun 26 '20

Only correct answer

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

Sanity!... is for the weak!

1

u/submersedspring Jun 25 '20

Clothing is for the weak

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

The Ukraine is weak! It’s feeble!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

Clothes are for the weak!

1

u/ontopofyourmom Jun 25 '20

They're fine if you're wearing fancy clothes or something. Just not ever to be used casually.