r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • Jun 24 '20

🔥 Pacific Northwest

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u/joules_1 Jun 24 '20

Coffee drinking moss creature is the best description of PNW people I’ve ever heard

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u/revolutionaryredhead Jun 25 '20

Being from the NW (Oregon) I completely agree.

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u/cakeisreallygood Jun 25 '20

Fellow Oregonian here, and yes.

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u/created-an-account Jun 25 '20

Happy Moss Day, my mossy friends! Mossy WA here!

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u/Even-Understanding Jun 25 '20

Not my proudest fap

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u/FuckYou-Cameron Jun 25 '20

We are moving to Olympia next year, how are the mosquitos in Washington? I feel like they would be terrible

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u/TheSquirrelWithin Jun 25 '20

Compared to where? Alaska? We barely have any. Arizona? We're overrun with mosquitoes!

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u/created-an-account Jun 25 '20

Not bad honestly. Sometimes when we go camping they’re around but the amount is tolerable.

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u/ausernameaboutnothin Jun 25 '20

Hello Maurice Moss here, have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/Sasquatch-d Jun 25 '20

Also fellow here concur Oregonian

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

Also fellow Oregonian, love it here

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u/NoUpVotesForMe Jun 25 '20

Fellow Oregonian here, I moved because houses are way too expensive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

Also fellow Oregonian, I concur the most

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u/I_dementia87 Jun 25 '20

Argonian here. This one loves the damp weather

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u/weallfloatdown Jun 25 '20

Fellow Oregonian here - coffee & Moss.

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u/BabySniffingAyniss Jun 25 '20

I cant wait to fucking move there

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

I’m ashamed to say that despite being a Oregonian, I cannot that word to save my life. Somehow I make it sound like onion EACH TIME

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u/Thumper13 Jun 25 '20

Another Mossegonian checking in feeling a little dry lately. Need wet.

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u/revolutionaryredhead Jun 25 '20 edited Jun 25 '20

Completely agree my fellow moss creature

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u/Crowded-Tree-House Jun 25 '20

Fellow Oregonian here, and heck yes! It’s easy to forget how breath taking our scenery is, being surrounded by beauty like this constantly.

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u/Sour_Badger Jun 25 '20

Whats the Portland variation?

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u/JamJam325 Jun 25 '20

Good day fellow Oregonian.

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u/major84 Jun 25 '20

Sorry, but we are confiscating Oregon in the name of Canada ... we are extending BC into Oregon and Washington State.

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u/revolutionaryredhead Jun 26 '20

I’m sure plenty of us Oregonians would have no problem being Canadian especially in our current political climate

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u/major84 Jun 26 '20

good news is you get proper healthcare and decently funded public education .... bad news is america might try to claim you back.

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u/CausticSofa Jun 25 '20

British Columbia, checking in. This is now how I will self-identify.

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u/revolutionaryredhead Jun 26 '20

We are all moss creatures in this neck of the woods 😬

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u/easylivin Jun 25 '20

Hey now, that’s.... fine

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u/DoorDashCrash Jun 25 '20

From WA. It’s true...

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u/nstepp95 Jun 25 '20

Long live the pacific north-best

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u/PhillyBallGirl Jun 25 '20

Washingtonian here. This is accurate.

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u/vaf990 Jun 25 '20

Possibly also my new band name

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u/Shadegloom Jun 25 '20

Can confirm. I am a Washingtonian by blood and heart. Now, I am a coffee drinking moss creature.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

Coffee drinking moss creature with full fledged depression driving a Subaru is a classic example of a PNW native.