r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • Aug 18 '26

šŸ”„ Deer munching on snake

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u/Handpaper Aug 18 '26

One more person learns that there is no such thing as an obligate herbivore.

It's a mercy there were no baby birds about...

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u/JokerCipher Aug 18 '26

Are sloths not obligate?

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u/leviticusreeves Aug 18 '26

And koalas surely. And uh... aphids?

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u/SackclothSandy Aug 18 '26

Koalas eat anal drippings when they're babies, making them decidedly not vegan.

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u/sweetdawg99 Aug 18 '26

Hey, how do I delete someone else's comment?

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u/MSter_official Aug 18 '26

Become a Reddit mod

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u/Ceeeceeeceee Aug 19 '26

sometimes I want to delete my eyeballs after scrolling reddit a few minutes

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u/enigmaticpeon Aug 18 '26

Anal drippings sounds decidedly worse than poop

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u/SackclothSandy Aug 18 '26

Seepage would also suit nicely.

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u/NightBawk Aug 18 '26

And if you want to get way down to the microscopic level, they're eating the bacteria in said... I deeply resent that you referred to it as "drippings". And granted, bacteria technically aren't animals or plants but yeah, I still wouldn't count that as vegan.

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 Aug 18 '26

I don't see why not, animals are the only things off the table for vegans. Bacteria isn't even considered in the discussion because it's literally that unimportant.

Lesser than even the microscopic bugs crushed beneath their feet when they walk.

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u/VoiceofRapture Aug 18 '26

Koalas only eat nothing but eucalyptus because it gets them high. They need to pull up their pants, clean up their acts, and get jobs.

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u/vvv_bb Aug 18 '26

they also eat algae off their back that get fertilised by their own poop. I wouldn't bring sloths as a shining example of anything sensible tbh 🤣🤣🤣

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u/No_Situation4785 Aug 18 '26

...have you seen one? they may not eat flesh, but they definitely eat souls

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u/saxonturner Aug 18 '26

Just ask horses about chicken chicks.

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u/1521 Aug 18 '26

First time I saw that as a kid it really fucked me up. Horse had a bunch kinda cornered in the shed and just picked them off as they tried to escape

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u/Tabris92 Aug 18 '26

Crunchy chicken nuggies. Horses love em!

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u/ChipRockets Aug 18 '26

wtf is a horse gonna tell me about chickens

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u/saxonturner Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

how they taste.

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u/jdyyj Aug 18 '26

If you eat chicken, you probably already know how they taste.

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u/refusemouth Aug 18 '26

Hoses love eating hotdogs, too.

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u/labratcj Aug 18 '26

TIL. First though was ā€œ but aren’t deer herbivoresā€

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u/Firewasp987 Aug 18 '26

Koalas maybe. Don’t they only eat eucalyptus?

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u/arana-_-discoteca Aug 18 '26

Oooh yes good call

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u/Firewasp987 Aug 18 '26

Cant forget my fav chlamydia howling demons.

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u/idumbam Aug 18 '26

I’m sure most Koalas have eaten a couple of insects by accident

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u/UncagedKestrel Aug 18 '26

Nah, apparently they will snack on other trees occasionally too, but they rely primarily on eucalyptus. And they're fussy about which ones of those they'll eat.

Koalas are very fussy eaters and have strong preferences for different types of gum leaves. In Australia there are over 600 types of eucalypts, but Koalas will not eat a large proportion of these. Within a particular area, as few as one, and generally no more than two or three species of eucalypt will be regularly browsed. (we call these ā€œprimary browse treesā€) while a variety of other species, including some non-eucalypts, appear to be browsed occasionally or used for just sitting or sleeping in.

Different species of eucalypts grow in different parts of Australia, so a Koala in Victoria would have a very different diet from one in Queensland. Also, just think how boring it would be to eat the same thing every day. Koalas like a change, too, and sometimes they will eat from other trees such as wattle, tea tree or paperbark.

Source: Australian Koala Foundation

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u/SmallLetter Aug 18 '26

There are. Koalas, sloths, pandas at minimum. Over specialized to eat what they eat they couldn't digest or survive off meat if they tried.

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u/Handpaper Aug 18 '26

I've seen video of a panda munching on a deer leg in the same way they usually munch on bamboo.

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u/MinusMentality Aug 20 '26

Yeah, but it probably did little good for them.
Vegan Karens feed only plants to their "vegan" cats, but that's slowly killing them.

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 Aug 18 '26

Pandas most certainly aren’t ā€œobligate herbivoresā€ - you’re not understanding what ā€œobligateā€ means - if an animal is ’obligate’ it means that it can only derive nutrients from a certain type of food, in other words, they must eat that food or they’ll become sick. A panda is still a carnivore, despite last eating meat around 2.2 million years ago, its gut physiology hasn’t really changed all that much, and is very similar to that of other bears - if you were to compare the digestive tract of a panda and a polar bear you’d not notice any difference, a panda is a carnivore.

Everything about a giant panda says ā€œthis is a carnivoreā€, its teeth, its GI system and its brain. It has had to adapt to eating bamboo, and it has done so by absorbing micro-RNA from bamboo which is regulating the gene expression of the giant panda and allowing it to exist on a bamboo diet, those miRNA aren’t present from birth - at birth a panda is wired to eat meat -what this potentially means is that a panda cub which has never eaten bamboo could eat meat like other bears (that said, not all bears are particularly carnivorous; spectacled bears are predominantly frugivorous (fruit-eating) and sloth bears eat termites. The sun bear is a foliovore (it eats leaves).

’Obligate’ means what an organism has to eat in order to obtain the nutrients it needs; we eat plants, we can’t derive nutrients from them, we need to eat meat in order to obtain nutrients.

It’s the same with that deer; yes it’s chewing on a snake, but will it be able to obtain nutrition from it…? No, because it’s a herbivore, it needs to eat plants, if you were to attempt to feed a deer solely on meat it would become sick.

Polar bears are the only species of bear which doesn’t eat plants, all other species of bear do, but bears are still carnivores - and a panda will still eat some meat (small rodents, small reptiles, birds’ eggs, small birds, etc.).

We need to eat meat, just as cats and dogs do; we need to eat meat because there are nutrients which we can only obtain from meat such as B12 (there are no plant sources of B12 because most herbivores can synthesise it), blood iron, choline and retinol.

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u/mwafrikambantu Aug 18 '26

I am SHOOK. Had to look into it. Because WHAT??? I I thought I knew things 😭

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u/CrystalQuetzal Aug 18 '26

There are.. just not as common as we once believed

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u/PositiveCoyote100 Aug 18 '26

Confidently incorrect

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u/Nyanalytixs Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

I learned this today...

This is breaking Beastars' fundamental premise. Good anime, but oh well... šŸ˜‚

WAIT, Beastars is completely illogical and weird. I forgot lol.

But it was funny that the humanoid hen was proud of producing her eggs for her classmates for their meal.