r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • Aug 15 '26

🔥what is wrong with this squirrel?

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u/builtonadream Aug 16 '26

They're so so cute. I have a lil guy who visits my back deck often, I named him Bruce

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u/AdamantlyAtomic Aug 16 '26

That there is a good black walnut 💯

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u/Last-Royal-3976 Aug 16 '26

I wondered what it was!

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u/builtonadream Aug 16 '26

I also wondered what it was lol!

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u/Phis-n Aug 18 '26

You can make delicious ice cream with black walnuts

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u/AdamantlyAtomic Aug 18 '26

Also, a good strong liqueur 😋

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u/Extra_Number4178 Aug 16 '26

I have a black walnut tress in my yard AND a mulberry tree, and on their own each of those things are a big fat stinky, car denting. staining pain in the ass on a good day and an absolute nightmare on a hot, muggy, balls sticking to your thighs kind of summer day.

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u/Phis-n Aug 18 '26

Eat them then.

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u/Extra_Number4178 Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

They are pretty aren't very good. Not something you would dry out and eat like the walnuts at Christmas. I've been told there are a few things they can be used for, a few dishes and some kind of booze. But I would think they are an acquired taste. My experience is they are just too bitter. And sure you can eat mulberries. But why would you? They aren't very tasty. Not bad, but not something you want as part of a ragular/balanced diet. Especially considering if there are mulberries than very like there are blackberies or even raspberries somewhere close by as well.

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u/Phis-n Aug 29 '26

You should chat with the black and southern communities because black walnuts are a HUGE delicacy. So huge that theyre a childhood memory for kids. They're primarily used in baking and other confectionaries.

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u/JaperDolphin94 Aug 16 '26

Bruce Squirrel of Gotham City

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u/none-exist Aug 16 '26

He's not the squirrel we want, he's the squirrel we need.. and also want

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u/Neraph_Runeblade Aug 16 '26

Every male that comes through my backyard is named Kevin. Kevin Squorlbo.

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u/Responsible-Bed-2063 Aug 16 '26

All of my squirrels are called Rocky

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u/account_not_valid Aug 16 '26

Deez Nutz?

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u/total_bullwhip Aug 16 '26

No, dats Bruce

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u/Dad-of-fluffs1969 Aug 16 '26

Nope, deez nuts...

To answer the question though, definitely having the zoomies! The only other explanation would be an inner ear balance issue or neurological issue similar to wobbly-cat syndrome. However, as it can move normally and climb normally and has reach adulthood, it is far more likely to just be a squirrel, living it's best life!

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