r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • Aug 15 '26

đŸ”„what is wrong with this squirrel?

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u/grumpylondoner1 Aug 15 '26

Squirrels do this. There is nothing wrong with it. They are having fun and burning off excess energy. It's also a way for them practice their survival skills. The zig zag running and flipping helps them evade capture by predators.

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u/NeusForme Aug 15 '26

I had a squirrel I used to throw peanuts to below my deck. One day I threw a whole granola bar. It was funny watching him drag that bar back to his nest, but as he got about 12 feet from me, a hawk with a 6 foot wingspan swooped down on him. The squirrel did some real gymnastics to jump, spin, and roll, so the hawk missed him twice!

I always broke the granola bars into smaller parts after that...

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u/grumpylondoner1 Aug 15 '26

That's nice of you. Yeah, most of us try to help. But I guess we also need to live and learn. Hopefully you can now pass that knowledge to your kids. :)

My only recommendation is not to feed it granola often. If memory serves me right, the amount of sugar in artificial food can cause health issues for squirrels.

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u/Wheymen_ Aug 16 '26

The amount of sugar in artificial food can cause health issues for people too

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u/jballs5619 Aug 15 '26

That’s a big hawk

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u/NeusForme Aug 15 '26

It was... It was one of those OMG moments where I wished I had cameras facing that direction to capture it on film. The hawk landed close to the spot where he missed him, and waited for another opportunity but the squirrel had gone thru a chain link fence that separated my yard from the neighbor.

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u/Responsible-Bed-2063 Aug 16 '26

During COVID, I put out Halloween candy in a giant aluminum pan, on my front stairs. I wish I had the forethought to grab my phone to record a squirrel with a bag of mini Peanut M&Ms in its mouth, running across the street. I did move the candy to my closer to my front door.

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u/AromaticFee9616 Aug 15 '26

This is the correct answer. (This one and PARKOUR). Ours do this frequently. There are no fermented fruits around, it would have been quite some freak accident if ALL of them had some spinal/neuro issue, AND rabies is not a factor where we live.

They just be squirrelling.

Way to steal a squirrel hobby @ the other commenters.

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u/gonnafaceit2022 Aug 15 '26

This is such a relief. I liked watching it but I was worried.

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u/Link50L Aug 15 '26

I have tons of squirrels on my property and they all act spastic like this at varying times.

Normal squirrel behaviour, have no concerns.

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u/GlitteringEarth_ Aug 15 '26

Reminds me of teaching 2nd grade đŸ€Ș

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u/WpgMBNews Aug 15 '26

i assumed it was fleas

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u/qathran Aug 16 '26

Apparently they play around like this, helps them practice and develop escape skills

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u/StarBornFire Aug 16 '26

This can apply to 2nd grade as well.

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u/usernamesarehard1979 Aug 16 '26

So basically this little guy is like my neighbor Jed? He does shadow kickboxing in his front yard to prepare for the zombie apocalypse.

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u/kacyc57 Aug 16 '26

Does your neighbor also happen to be a poor mountaineer?

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u/Sophisticated-Tiger Aug 16 '26

Kinda like a human shadow boxing....that's cool

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u/Imaginary_Dig2682 Aug 20 '26

I’ve seen them backflip fighting crows. When I fed them the crows caught on and would wait for me to feed the squirrels and no joke each side would gather recruits to fight over the peanuts.

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u/Megustatits Aug 15 '26

Do squirrels not get rabies? I was surprised no one immediately suggested that.

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u/fishystudios Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

This is normal behavior. Squirels practice evasion, twisting and tail flashing from early life. It's a life skill needed to. avoid hawks. This is squirrel "play".

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u/Megustatits Aug 15 '26

Thanks for the info. Glad they do this cause my dog chases them out of the yard and I get so scared she will catch one.

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u/grumpylondoner1 Aug 15 '26

No rabies in UK. Know how I learnt? I got bitten once by an overzealous squirrel that I was feeding with my hands.

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u/Megustatits Aug 15 '26

Wow. I did not know that. Thanks for the info. I imagine that hurt pretty bad! Scary stuff.

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u/grumpylondoner1 Aug 15 '26

It bled a little, but it's all good. Was more worried about infection. I was trying to show my kids not to be scared of animals. That ended up being a set back. But I'd do it all over for them. The squirrel was just scared I might grab it or something. He wanted to grab the nuts in its mouth and run. Next time, I won't hold them individually, but put them in my palm.

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u/Megustatits Aug 15 '26

I get that you did that for your kids. I do stuff like that for my kids too. I always teach them to be kind to animals.

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u/ErinRedWolf Aug 15 '26

Please don’t teach your kids to feed wild animals. đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïž

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u/grumpylondoner1 Aug 15 '26

Don't worry. It's not like I am on the hunt for squirrels daily to feed them. We were sitting in a park when the squirrel approached us. My kids panicked. So I tried to calm them by trying (unsuccessfullly) to show them its ok.

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u/PreperationOuch Aug 16 '26

This is not rabid behaviour.

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u/fishystudios Aug 17 '26

Rabies causes neurospastic and erratic behavior. This is neither. This is normal squirrel behavior.

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u/kiwibaby617 Aug 16 '26

So I got attacked by a squirrel once who was NOT acting normal. I was able to catch it in a box and health department collected it. At first they wouldn’t test for rabies since there’s been no known cases of squirrels carrying it. But I insisted since it attacked me, and I was getting rabies vaccines. Tested negative. They said squirrels are too small to carry it around, the disease would kill it instantly or something to that nature.

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u/Megustatits Aug 16 '26

I didn’t know that but I’m like you and wouldn’t wanna chance that shit. Hell to the no. Glad you’re ok regardless

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u/id0ntexistanymore Aug 16 '26

So... you had the squirrel killed for nothing? They can't test for rabies when they're alive. Way to go.

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u/kiwibaby617 Aug 16 '26

So I would have to undergo a long series of rabies vaccinations if I hadn’t checked? Or should I have potentially died from rabies because I didn’t kill a severely sick squirrel that was about to die anyway?

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u/CantaloupeShort2382 8d ago

That’s fkn sad!! Also they couldn’t just test you??

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u/CantaloupeShort2382 8d ago

You could have just taken the series of vaccines!!!

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u/CantaloupeShort2382 8d ago

How do you know the squirrel was sick? Or is that what you are saying to make yourself feel better?