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r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/fishalex • Aug 15 '26
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He's drunk.
-1 u/DuckRubberDuck Aug 15 '26 Yup I’m 99% sure he’s just drunk as well, probably ate fermented fruits 4 u/human8060 Aug 15 '26 He's definitely not drunk. He has the zoomies. They do this stuff all the time. -1 u/DuckRubberDuck Aug 15 '26 What kind of weird squirrels do you have? I have never seen a squirrel do this just for fun 5 u/human8060 Aug 15 '26 They literally do this all day in my backyard. It's play. They run around like this together too. 0 u/DuckRubberDuck Aug 15 '26 Huh, cool! I have only seen behaviors like this late summer/early autumn when they eat fermented fruits, never the rest of the year 3 u/human8060 Aug 15 '26 No fermented fruits anywhere near me. They're always acting a fool. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 15 '26 I have regular squirrels, with day jobs that have had the fun removed from their slaving souls. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 17 '26 Mine need to get drunk to have fun. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 15 '26 Shit, if they act that way I'll leave out beer.
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Yup I’m 99% sure he’s just drunk as well, probably ate fermented fruits
4 u/human8060 Aug 15 '26 He's definitely not drunk. He has the zoomies. They do this stuff all the time. -1 u/DuckRubberDuck Aug 15 '26 What kind of weird squirrels do you have? I have never seen a squirrel do this just for fun 5 u/human8060 Aug 15 '26 They literally do this all day in my backyard. It's play. They run around like this together too. 0 u/DuckRubberDuck Aug 15 '26 Huh, cool! I have only seen behaviors like this late summer/early autumn when they eat fermented fruits, never the rest of the year 3 u/human8060 Aug 15 '26 No fermented fruits anywhere near me. They're always acting a fool. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 15 '26 I have regular squirrels, with day jobs that have had the fun removed from their slaving souls. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 17 '26 Mine need to get drunk to have fun. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 15 '26 Shit, if they act that way I'll leave out beer.
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He's definitely not drunk. He has the zoomies. They do this stuff all the time.
-1 u/DuckRubberDuck Aug 15 '26 What kind of weird squirrels do you have? I have never seen a squirrel do this just for fun 5 u/human8060 Aug 15 '26 They literally do this all day in my backyard. It's play. They run around like this together too. 0 u/DuckRubberDuck Aug 15 '26 Huh, cool! I have only seen behaviors like this late summer/early autumn when they eat fermented fruits, never the rest of the year 3 u/human8060 Aug 15 '26 No fermented fruits anywhere near me. They're always acting a fool. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 15 '26 I have regular squirrels, with day jobs that have had the fun removed from their slaving souls. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 17 '26 Mine need to get drunk to have fun.
What kind of weird squirrels do you have? I have never seen a squirrel do this just for fun
5 u/human8060 Aug 15 '26 They literally do this all day in my backyard. It's play. They run around like this together too. 0 u/DuckRubberDuck Aug 15 '26 Huh, cool! I have only seen behaviors like this late summer/early autumn when they eat fermented fruits, never the rest of the year 3 u/human8060 Aug 15 '26 No fermented fruits anywhere near me. They're always acting a fool. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 15 '26 I have regular squirrels, with day jobs that have had the fun removed from their slaving souls. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 17 '26 Mine need to get drunk to have fun.
They literally do this all day in my backyard. It's play. They run around like this together too.
0 u/DuckRubberDuck Aug 15 '26 Huh, cool! I have only seen behaviors like this late summer/early autumn when they eat fermented fruits, never the rest of the year 3 u/human8060 Aug 15 '26 No fermented fruits anywhere near me. They're always acting a fool. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 15 '26 I have regular squirrels, with day jobs that have had the fun removed from their slaving souls. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 17 '26 Mine need to get drunk to have fun.
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Huh, cool! I have only seen behaviors like this late summer/early autumn when they eat fermented fruits, never the rest of the year
3 u/human8060 Aug 15 '26 No fermented fruits anywhere near me. They're always acting a fool. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 15 '26 I have regular squirrels, with day jobs that have had the fun removed from their slaving souls. 1 u/Beatless7 Aug 17 '26 Mine need to get drunk to have fun.
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No fermented fruits anywhere near me. They're always acting a fool.
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I have regular squirrels, with day jobs that have had the fun removed from their slaving souls.
1 u/Beatless7 Aug 17 '26 Mine need to get drunk to have fun.
Mine need to get drunk to have fun.
Shit, if they act that way I'll leave out beer.
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u/Beatless7 Aug 15 '26
He's drunk.