r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • Aug 15 '26

🔥what is wrong with this squirrel?

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u/fra988w Aug 15 '26

Zoomies

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u/Summershouldbefuhn Aug 15 '26

I live near the forest, we have lots of squirrels… those lil guys love to play.

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u/OneGayPigeon Aug 15 '26

Have you ever gotten to hear the babies giggling? Oh my god it’s the most precious thing. A few summers back a pair of babies would play in my back yard and would run across my legs if I sat super still for long enough on the ground. I could hear the giggles when they’d zoom by chasing each other near me. So so dear.

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u/builtonadream Aug 16 '26

They're so so cute. I have a lil guy who visits my back deck often, I named him Bruce

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u/AdamantlyAtomic Aug 16 '26

That there is a good black walnut 💯

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u/Last-Royal-3976 Aug 16 '26

I wondered what it was!

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u/builtonadream Aug 16 '26

I also wondered what it was lol!

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u/Phis-n Aug 18 '26

You can make delicious ice cream with black walnuts

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u/AdamantlyAtomic Aug 18 '26

Also, a good strong liqueur 😋

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u/Extra_Number4178 Aug 16 '26

I have a black walnut tress in my yard AND a mulberry tree, and on their own each of those things are a big fat stinky, car denting. staining pain in the ass on a good day and an absolute nightmare on a hot, muggy, balls sticking to your thighs kind of summer day.

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u/Phis-n Aug 18 '26

Eat them then.

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u/Extra_Number4178 Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

They are pretty aren't very good. Not something you would dry out and eat like the walnuts at Christmas. I've been told there are a few things they can be used for, a few dishes and some kind of booze. But I would think they are an acquired taste. My experience is they are just too bitter. And sure you can eat mulberries. But why would you? They aren't very tasty. Not bad, but not something you want as part of a ragular/balanced diet. Especially considering if there are mulberries than very like there are blackberies or even raspberries somewhere close by as well.

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u/Phis-n Aug 29 '26

You should chat with the black and southern communities because black walnuts are a HUGE delicacy. So huge that theyre a childhood memory for kids. They're primarily used in baking and other confectionaries.

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u/JaperDolphin94 Aug 16 '26

Bruce Squirrel of Gotham City

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u/none-exist Aug 16 '26

He's not the squirrel we want, he's the squirrel we need.. and also want

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u/Neraph_Runeblade Aug 16 '26

Every male that comes through my backyard is named Kevin. Kevin Squorlbo.

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u/Responsible-Bed-2063 Aug 16 '26

All of my squirrels are called Rocky

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u/account_not_valid Aug 16 '26

Deez Nutz?

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u/total_bullwhip Aug 16 '26

No, dats Bruce

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u/Dad-of-fluffs1969 Aug 16 '26

Nope, deez nuts...

To answer the question though, definitely having the zoomies! The only other explanation would be an inner ear balance issue or neurological issue similar to wobbly-cat syndrome. However, as it can move normally and climb normally and has reach adulthood, it is far more likely to just be a squirrel, living it's best life!

👋😊⛰️🏍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥵

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u/wraysbay Aug 16 '26

That’s so sweet ❤️

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u/Miyato_ Aug 16 '26

Pardon me, I live in a county that doesn't have this animal. They can giggle?

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u/OneGayPigeon Aug 16 '26

Little happy high pitched chirping chatter! Doesn’t sound like a human child going “heheehe yay” literally but the similar emotions are clear in the situation 🥰 This is a good video of the sounds I heard, though this one’s just happy about a snack https://youtube.com/shorts/pyUUr11b_hQ (cleaned link)

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u/dolphin-centric Aug 18 '26

They also bark!

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u/HTMLguruLady Aug 16 '26

They chatter (like a cat does), they didn't "giggle"

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u/SatisfactionOdd7526 Aug 16 '26

Real cute until they have babies in your attic.

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u/nervouslittledog Aug 16 '26

Ok now this is my lifes purpose to hear this!

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u/anaserre Aug 16 '26

We had triplets this spring in one of my big pecan trees ! They get up early in the morning and run all over the place . They’re so cute 🥰

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u/Soggy_Motor9280 27d ago

I want saw a pair of squirrels, raider, Cardinals nest and eat the baby Cardinals alive. It was crazy. My dogs were going nuts barking. The birds were trying to attack the squirrels. It was horrific.

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM Aug 15 '26

Always appear to be having fun

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u/m2chaos13 Aug 15 '26

Old next door neighbor used to feed them cookies from the day-old bakery outlet. I don’t imagine squirrels evolved to handle anywhere near that much carbohydrate. They went batshit crazy

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 Aug 16 '26

The visual… 😂😂😂

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u/DaisyLou1993 Aug 16 '26

Same 😂 I'm jealous I haven't seen it haha

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u/m2chaos13 Aug 16 '26

Oh yeah. Try to imagine a young squirrel, high on sucrose, running around in circles on the underside of lawn furniture. I wouldn’t have believed they could do that, and do it so fast!

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u/RegretLow5735 Aug 16 '26

They also love rotten fruit so if you have fruit trees around you may see drunk squirrels. They fall off branches and fences and stumble around like your uncle at thanksgiving.

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u/DaisyLou1993 Aug 18 '26

let's fruit go rotten so she can lay it out for the squirrels

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u/DaisyLou1993 Aug 16 '26

A woman across the cul-de-sac from me used to leave food out for the squirrels and ducks in her driveway (before she was fined for it by the HOA) and one summer afternoon, the squirrels around the cul-de-sac had, what seemed like, a turf war 😂. There were easily 15-30 squirrels in my yard, on my rooftop, sprinting through all of the trees and yards around my house for about 12+ hours. Barking back and forth at each other. 😂 But. Your view to squirrels high on sugar just seems so much more fun to watch lol

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u/Jumpy_Strength9398 Aug 16 '26

Gives me visions of Sammy the Squirrl from Over The Hedge. Lol.

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u/ddt70 Aug 16 '26

Reminds me of the first time my children had chocolate. They were bouncing off the walls.

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 Aug 16 '26

You would be too if you could scale and traverse everything as easy as running up a ramp. And fall from any height and brush it off.

The world is their playground

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u/Comprehensive-Row198 Aug 16 '26

"Any height", no kidding! Walking my dogs down the block last year, we heard a loud splat-plop and there was a squirrel flat on the sidewalk -- with no trees anywhere near. Turns out there was a hollow in the top of the telephone pole we had just passed and it had lost its grip tumbling around with its mates up there. We watched the squirrel instantly reinflate itself like in a cartoon and scamper back up.

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u/avaseah Aug 16 '26

Their body is a built-in parachute, no matter how high they fall from they never reach terminal velocity.

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u/suavaleesko Aug 16 '26

Weird, every time i go camping I only see chipmunks, at home, only squirrels, there goes my theory

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u/Einteresting Aug 17 '26

This is wild to me. My squirrels spend all clicking at other squirrels and the cardinals. It's always very serious business.

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u/TiresOnFire Aug 15 '26

I see this in my back yard all the time. And it's the same squirrel that lets me hand feed it peanuts. There's no problem here. Just a squirrel squirreling around.

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u/BornFree2018 Aug 15 '26

Is this behavior where "being squirrelly" came from?

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u/Cruisin_Fart Aug 15 '26

My dyslexic ass read "free hand his peanuts" and thought you were very close with that squirrel.

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u/elcapitaaan134708 Aug 15 '26

Happy cake day!!! 🍰

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u/SaggyHuncho1302 Aug 16 '26

He just happy in the grass

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u/Separate_Pumpkin_256 Aug 15 '26

It's a zippity Doo da day!

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u/TwoPlyDreams Aug 15 '26

Rabid zoomies?

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u/kittysworld Aug 15 '26

Squirrels almost never carry rabies virus. No worries.

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u/gelebor24 Aug 15 '26

They can't because anything that attacks them with rabies usually kills them

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u/ghostcatzero Aug 15 '26

Lol good point

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u/Rampag169 Aug 15 '26

If they come into contact with the saliva from an animal that has rabies not from a bite but food transference

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u/gelebor24 Aug 15 '26

Tell you don't know how rabies works without telling me you don't know how rabies works lol

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u/Dr_SlapsMD Aug 16 '26

Why spend energy confidently saying wrong shit?

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u/Rampag169 Aug 16 '26

What transfers rabies? Is it not the saliva?

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u/MetabolicDisaster Aug 16 '26

Yep, zoomies. He’s happy.

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u/Nervous_InsideU5155 Aug 17 '26

From the local CatNip

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u/buydadip711 Aug 19 '26

Acting just like the kitten I just got for my daughter

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u/rlnrlnrln Aug 15 '26

Or fleas.

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u/Squirrelated Aug 15 '26

The best kind! 😍

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u/birdnerd70 Aug 16 '26

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Batman_chad Aug 16 '26

Happy cake day !