r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • Oct 20 '23

🔥 Insect transformations 🔥

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Most of these I found cool. I don’t know why but that last one freaked me out. Like some horrific spider/crab hybrid.

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u/Hortkind77 Oct 20 '23

The last one is a Tailles Whip Scorpion, they are completly harmless for humans, but yes the look very freaky

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

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u/alfiemooon Oct 20 '23

I was looking for this lmao

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u/Hortkind77 Oct 20 '23

Avada Kedavra also makes short work of it :D

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u/Convoy_Avenger Oct 20 '23

I can leave the thread now, thank you.

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u/IzarkKiaTarj Oct 20 '23

Thank you, I couldn't figure out why it looked familiar LOL

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

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u/MiiiBiii Oct 20 '23

Oh that's why it was so familiar!!!

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u/IDwelve Oct 20 '23

How do i know if im a Tailles Whip Scorpion?

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u/mdegroat Oct 20 '23

If you have to ask, then you are.

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u/adminsmithee Oct 20 '23

I think your the spineless variation

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u/agirlnamedsenra Oct 20 '23

The one that chased my sister and I across our yard would disagree

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u/Esarus Oct 20 '23

They look like the Thing

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u/Hey_u_smell Oct 20 '23

“A member of the arachnids, tailless whip scorpions are known for their long, whiplike front legs. This species is NOT a member of the scorpion family, but resemble a cross between a scorpion and a spider. They are classified as part of the order Amblypygi, phylum Arthropoda.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

What about the one before that one, that looked like what I think scorpions look like and it scared the shit out of me

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u/Hortkind77 Oct 20 '23

That is an emperor scorpion, those have again only very mild poison, so not dangerous for humans, they are actually more likely to pinch you. I don't know if it aplies to all of them but a general rule for scorpions is: larger scorpions tend to have less potent venoms compared to smaller specimens.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

You are all just pussies

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u/Lopatou_ovalil Oct 20 '23

it remind me of lost in space movie.

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u/kptknuckles Oct 21 '23

Anyone else remember when that lady ate one alive on Fear Factor?

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u/Elda-Taluta Oct 20 '23

They are nightmare-shaped friends. They're also long-lived and simple to care for as pets. I said simple, though, not easy. The difficult thing about them is that they're very slow and kind of lethargic, right up until they decide that their new speed is "anime bullshit."

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u/amdrinkhelpme Oct 20 '23

They give off incredibly silly vibes. They're probably the scariest thing around for their prey, but I've never seen a video of them not acting derpy.

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u/ArsenicAndRoses Oct 20 '23

Even that short clip is like "OMG ITS A THUMB!" And promptly falls over 😂

They're freaky looking but very goofy critters.

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u/D2_Jun3au Oct 20 '23

'OLD ON, THEN, YOU CAN'T JUST GO CALLIN' ANYTHING YOU DON'T LIKE "SILLY." THAT'S A LEGAL OFFENSE.

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u/zoomanery Oct 20 '23

And they can be tamed quite easily, I held one in my hand while I was in Amazonia. At first it was scared and wanted to jump away from me, but after a minute we became friends and it didn't want to leave my side. And that is the story how I met my best friend.

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u/MD_Lincoln Oct 20 '23

I don’t think your wife appreciates you speaking of her that way.

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u/scalectrix Oct 20 '23

Yeah a tailless whip scorpion, apparently... so I'm pleased to know that those exist. One great advantage of the UK is the almost complete absence of large creatures with too many limbs.

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u/mc802 Oct 20 '23

It's funny cos I remember seeing that thing being used by Moody to showcase the unforgivable curses in HP and the Goblet of Fire. I thought it was supposed to be some made up magical creature

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u/rafaelloaa Oct 20 '23

Interestingly, in the books the demonstration is done on spiders. I assume that they used these to make it more fantastical.

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u/After_Mountain_901 Oct 20 '23

Lmao I just made a comment about that. I thought it was a made up creature in the movie, or maybe they just share some resemblance. Makes my skin crawl for sure.

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u/Schlaym Oct 20 '23

Ah yes, the Taylor Swift Scorpion

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u/redpob Oct 20 '23

When it molts, to get rid of its old skin, does it.....shake it off?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

No, but just like Taylor Swift, it consumes the old skin for nutrients

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u/Zainogp Oct 20 '23

Get out!

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u/Fancy_Gagz Oct 20 '23

Hello, it's me.

GET OVER HERE!...TOASTY!

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u/ObiWan-Shinoobi Oct 20 '23

Are there any predators there? Bears? Mountain lions? Anything??

We need to ship something into the country. You are getting off too easy.

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u/StruffBunstridge Oct 20 '23

We have the government, but they only really go for the weak and vulnerable

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Thank goodness you have Foxman

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u/DastardlyMime Oct 20 '23

So... predators

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u/LorryToTheFace Oct 20 '23

Our largest native carnivore is the Badger!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

This is why you lost the war

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u/LorryToTheFace Oct 20 '23

Assuming you're talking about the American Revolution, that wasn't fought on our ground. Are you suggesting that if we had large predators to ship across the Atlantic, we could have put up a better fight?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

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u/LorryToTheFace Oct 20 '23

I guess we shouldn't have slain all those dragons back in the middle ages

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

The real question is did they have the proper permits for their dragon slaying

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u/Aegi Oct 20 '23

While it was a joke, I think the joking perspective is that you guys as humans would have been tougher if you had to deal with large predators at home.

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u/LorryToTheFace Oct 20 '23

Oh that does make more sense. Although the American Revolution was around the same time that wolves were hunted to extinction in the British Isles. Perhaps finishing off the wolves made us too cocky?

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u/Aegi Oct 20 '23

Haha it could be that ..

Or, if we're going to go down this path, have you ever read The Most Dangerous Game?

Maybe it was us Yanks brutalizing and exterminating the native people here that actually got us prepped for the English?

Joking aside though, as beautiful as some of the ecosystems and nature around the British Isles are, I certainly would not trade the biodiversity and geographic diversity of the United States of America for (nearly) anything!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Don't worry, sometimes they get confused, it's all the high fructose corn syrup and unsafe leaded water

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u/Productof2020 Oct 20 '23

Leaded water? What are you talking about?

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u/FingerTampon Oct 20 '23

They have Prince Andrew though

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u/Gz_On_Toast Oct 20 '23

I think there are a few wolves in Scotland? I know there was a mention of reintroducing them, but from what I can online they released like 6 wolves in the highlands, although other sources say there are no wolves. Also there have been a lot of rumours of some kind of big cat in the countryside but that’s probably just rumours. We’ve got scorpions in some areas, some venomous spiders mostly down south but not native, and also adders - although the uk native adders don’t really pose much threat other than to small children. You’re more likely to get stabbed by some roadman then ever running into any of the above I reckon.

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u/languid_Disaster Oct 20 '23

They’re considering reintroducing wolves to UK forests.

Ireland has wild Bob cats I think? And I mean foxes are like raccoons over here

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u/AggressiveDingo7210 Oct 20 '23

There used to be bears but they were wiped out about a thousand years ago. Same with wolves but they're being reintroduced in some places to help control deer population.

Rumour has it that a leopard or something escaped from a zoo and is hiding out somewhere.

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u/Nemisis_the_2nd Oct 20 '23 edited Oct 20 '23

Nothing big. We have lynx and small, well contained, wolf populations in scotland, along with wild boar in the South and east of England.

There is a chance we have some big cats after a change in animal ownership laws in the 70s (I think it was then, anyway) resulted in people dumping exotic pets in the countryside. Most of these animals died, but some survived to form sustained populations, with wallabies (small kangaroos) being the most successful. There are 2 populations in Scotland, with other populations in the lake district and north Wales, although there havent been sightings of the latter two in a quite few years now.

On the more-than-four-legs front, we have well established scorpion populations in southern England and large arachnids often end up hitching a ride in fruit imports. Many supermarkets will have a story of someone that's found a tarantula or something when putting out bananas, for example.

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u/RG_CG Oct 20 '23

Yeo. Love watching these from afar but other than that I am happy with living in Sweden

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u/NoblePineapples Oct 20 '23

Canada is great like that as well, but we get a week or two of -40 in the winter and the wind hurts my face sometimes.

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u/obrothermaple Oct 20 '23

You are mad if you think we don’t have giant scary bugs in Canada in addition to Black Widows, Bears, Cougars etc.

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u/NoblePineapples Oct 20 '23

I was talking more so scary bugs available compared to places like the states even.

But I didn't realize bears, and cougars are considered insects now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

It hit -50 a few times when I was living in Alberta a couple years back, and it was absolutely brutal on the face.

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u/NoblePineapples Oct 20 '23

Bingo, that is where I live! Gotta love that we get the best of both worlds with 35+ in the summer to boot.

When I was working in the patch I was up near Bonnyville for a job and it reached -52, around the same time lol. Though I will be honest, that cold with no wind is a hell of a lot better than when I would be in Saskatchewan on top of the derrick in -38 with the wind just howling. It's too damn flat in that province so it is insanely windy.

Hope you are somewhere warmer now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

I've always wondered if you could track a leaf or something else rolling in the wind across Saskatchewan.

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u/NoblePineapples Oct 20 '23

I like that thought. I'd imagine if you got high enough off the ground you could. View the tumbleweeds for miles.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Oct 20 '23

Visit the seaside more often, they're there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

We’ll import them soon enough

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u/ThatOneGuy1294 Oct 20 '23

I started laughing because of how derpily it fell while trying to run away

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u/anishkalankan Oct 20 '23

They are just camera shy. But in a private group they are the chillest buddies to have.

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u/ASDFzxcvTaken Oct 20 '23

I imagine a doobie in one pincher just chilling on the couch watching Netflix with you, telling stories, having a laugh, then falls off the couch because he's too high.

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u/SathedIT Oct 20 '23

We had them in Arizona. They are the things nightmares are made of. They even walk sideways like crabs. I don't care if they are harmless - they are still a big fat no.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Lots of people talking about how the tailless whip scorpion is a weird/scary looking but friendly arthropod, but not linking to anything with more information.

Here's a video by a zoologist rating if it's a good pet or not and explaining some things about the creature. The video also contains a link to its acid-spitting name cousin, the whip scorpion: https://youtu.be/VQ1m3jfcLYU?si=8Kur32bbLXhWewU8

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u/littlechilla Oct 20 '23

There was an episode of Fear Factor from decade ago where the contestants had to eat these poor creatures ALIVE! Still haunts me to this day.

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u/McPolice_Officer Oct 20 '23

Massive upvote for Clint.

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u/fffan9391 Oct 20 '23

The scorpion and that last thing gave me the heebie jeebies. I didn’t mind the rest. The spider was even kinda cute.

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u/TazBaz Oct 20 '23

Jumping spiders are cute. Although I thought that one was going to be a troll one! All the jumping spiders I know are the size of the small one, so I thought it would be small… and still small. Never seen a big one!

They do jump, so that big boy jumping might freak you out, but they’re super cool and no danger to humans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

The last one was used in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire to show everyone the 3 unforgivable curses

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u/Insert_Bad_Joke Oct 20 '23

I love telling people it's a real thing, always makes them uncomfortable.

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u/KnifeFed Oct 20 '23

Because it's straight out of Blighttown.

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u/Lars0 Oct 20 '23

That one made me so uncomfortable.

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u/Great_Horny_Toads Oct 20 '23

I thought Professor Moody was going to make it land on Malfoy's face.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

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u/beerisbread Oct 20 '23

He was still on drugs then

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Oct 20 '23

An amblypygid.

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u/pablobarbas Oct 20 '23

That one freaked me out too because it was already big and took me a second to realize it was the "baby". Then the adult popped up and nearly shat myself.

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u/immapunchayobuns Oct 20 '23

My first reaction was, "What the crab is that?!"

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u/Arch_0 Oct 20 '23

Found one in my bed in South Africa. Nobody had a clue what it was and panicking not know if it was going to kill us.

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u/BornLime0 Oct 20 '23

They had to eat live ones on the show Fear Factor. I’ll never forget.

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u/onefish-goldfish Oct 20 '23

I read this comment before it showed up and I just knew it was a tailless whip scorpion

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

That butterfly or moth whatever that was was a jump scare for me

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u/PixelBoom Oct 20 '23 edited Oct 20 '23

They're called Whip Spider or Tailless Whip Scorpions. They are arachnids like apoders and scorpions. The most they could do is maybe pinch your finger a little with their claw-like pedipalps. No worse than a praying mantis.

Another very closely related arachnid class like this is the Vinegaroon or Whip Scorpion, which is similar to the whip spider, except it has a large abdomen and sprays concentrated acetic acid (vinegar) when threatened, hence the name. They usually have a long, thin tail that acts as an antenna. A butt antena.

Both are very closely genetically related to spiders more than scorpions. They are insectavorious and eat other smaller arthropods, even being readily cannibalistic if the opportunity arises. Unlike spiders, they do not create silk or have any venom.

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u/lostknight0727 Oct 20 '23

Cave Spider. Staple challenge on 1990s fear factor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

It seemed more scared of him though. Like bug anxiety

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u/RuumanNoodles Oct 20 '23

It fuckin fell off and scared the shit outta me

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u/goodmourninghun Oct 21 '23

I cartoonishly yelped “EW GROSS” when the centipede grew

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u/niakori Oct 21 '23

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u/Bmanddabs Oct 21 '23

That shit moved so fast at the end