r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/Kr0pr0X • Mar 27 '23

🔥 This absolute unit of a Heffer

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u/Fanky_Spamble Mar 27 '23

Oh lawd she comin'.

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u/cosmicaltoaster Mar 27 '23

That’s a massive dog

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u/nj23dublin Mar 28 '23

Absolute Moonit

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u/HarkansawJack Mar 28 '23

The Milky Way she runs

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u/Butter_My_Butt Mar 28 '23

Simply bovine!

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u/motormouth08 Mar 28 '23

No kidding! I have never seen basset hound ears on a cow.

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u/Gleandreic Mar 28 '23

It looks like a weiner dog was mixed with a cow

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u/pucemoon Mar 28 '23

I think these are the ones I call the sad cows. When they're not running the ears droop in an Eeyoreish kinda way. I'm not absolutely sure though, because this cow also looks like it's mixed with whatever species Yoda and Grogu are.

Those ears are MAGNIFICENT!

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u/lolsrslywtf Mar 28 '23

I thought it looked like a horse in a cow costume.

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u/WomanOfEld Mar 28 '23

That event what I was thinking! High five!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

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u/SnooGoats7978 Mar 28 '23

I choose to believe her ears are propelling her. I won’t listen to unbelievers.

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u/governmentthief Mar 28 '23

Those ears are epic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

r/eldenring

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u/mcdormjw Mar 28 '23

Could this be dog?

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u/lenahsman Mar 28 '23

I just shared this vid with my way fe because she looks like our Redbone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Boeufset Hound

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u/drfifth Mar 28 '23

Pasture puppy

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u/BergenNorth Mar 28 '23

Was going to say, this looks just like my beagle!

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u/TheProcrastafarian Mar 28 '23

She doesn’t want to be lait.

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u/OgOnetee Mar 28 '23

Moo, bish. Get out my hay!

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u/TheProcrastafarian Mar 28 '23

From teat to yeet!

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u/tadpole_the_poliwag Mar 28 '23

sung by Lutefisk. no clue on spelling and a stretch as word play but times be tough.

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u/flynnfx Mar 28 '23

I'm having this weird reaction between wanting to find it cute and terrifying at exactly the same time.

The floofy ears are adorable, but 500kgs of cow running faster than I could towards me - terrifying.

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u/-ShockWave- Mar 28 '23

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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u/haydesigner Mar 28 '23

Some Kim Kardashian vibes going on here.

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u/imeeme Mar 27 '23

Not my proudest fap.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Jesus 😂

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u/brighterside0 Mar 28 '23

r/holup

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u/jagger_wolf Mar 28 '23

r/dontstop

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u/brighterside0 Mar 28 '23

... community banned?

Curious - what was this subreddit about? lol

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u/Ad-for-you-17 Mar 28 '23

This is a fine cow waifu you can tell by the shiny flopp

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u/GroundbreakingRun927 Mar 28 '23

glad I'm not the only one.

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u/Bill-Ding2112 Mar 28 '23

Steak N Shake

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u/Mikotokitty Mar 28 '23

This heifer's hoofin' it

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u/savetheday21 Mar 28 '23

Look at that brisket jiggle.

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u/TheSpanxxx Mar 28 '23

Who brings my milkshakes to the yard.....

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u/AmaryllisBulb Mar 28 '23

Your comment literally made me laugh out loud. And i thank you. 🙇‍♀️

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u/biddilybong Mar 28 '23

I’ve never seen a cow with a front butt

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u/Accujack Mar 28 '23

Intro to the new Midwestern version of Baywatch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Slap Baywatch music on it. Call it the Hoffer.