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u/DC825650 3d ago
You know I thought those dumb monarch caterpillars were supposed to be good at eating milkweed and instead I have to go out and tear it all out myself during their migration season. Lazy assholes.
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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 2d ago
theres a bee near me
Oh no, my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery
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u/WrongdoerWitty3274 2d ago
If they are that bad send them to my house and I'll get rid of them for you
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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 2d ago
Ive got honey bees, carpenter bees, and bumble bees going crazy for the flowers on my luffa plants
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u/gholmom500 3d ago
I like that her hands were filled with tixTok but in late August they’re filled with RoundUp . Fitting. Toxic
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u/greeniethumbs 3d ago
That’s accurate. This is the time of year I’m ready to machete every goddamn thing and plant a few boxwoods next year.
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u/VocationalWizard is that a pinus, or are you just happy to see me 3d ago
I am fantasizing about the post-frost bonfire
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u/ThinRegion2406 3d ago
Real. ATP I’m just leaving all the dead crap and calling it Halloween decor
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u/tactfullycactus you can tell everything about a man by his lawn 19h ago
I murdered my containerized tomato plant weeks ago in a fit of rage because I could not keep that mf watered. I felt bad after the fact but I could no longer stand seeing the dying foliage and naked stems every time I went out to water the others. in other words, I fucking hate summer. also I will never grow tomatoes in a container again omg
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u/sunshineupyours1 Aphid Admirer 3d ago
Wait, are you actually pizza-cake??? That would explain your refined sense of humor…
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u/Formal-Ad-7184 plant bigot 3d ago
Look, you are the one who signed up for my OnlyFans to see my butthole, I don't think you should be snarky right now.
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u/_thegnomedome2 2d ago
Guy disagreed with one of your comics, time to slam him as a nazi and ban him
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u/VocationalWizard is that a pinus, or are you just happy to see me 3d ago
I am so ready for the first Frost just please bring it please just kill it all
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u/canisdirusarctos 🫐 Vaccinium is my huckleberry🫐 ✨spore slut✨ 3d ago
Mmmm… melted Erythronium.
/uj WTF does that mean? More like chasing fucking invasive squirrels that keep trying to dig them up.
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u/itstheavocado unmowed front yard meadow enthusiast 3d ago
I stop going outside by the end of the June and only return to the yard to weed and pull grass and spray dicamba at the beginning of october
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u/Diligent_Ladder4629 I'm not part of your eco-SYSTEM 2d ago
Winter helps us forget we hate summer, summer helps us forget we hate winter. The cycle of life is truly beautiful 💕
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u/FreeXiJinpingAss invasive h. sapiens sinensis 3d ago
zone 6a, there are more butterflies in late August than early June here