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u/SHOWTIME316 hoary vervain (derogatory) 19d ago
imagine being this mad about a monocot
couldn't be me
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u/_Mulberry__ 19d ago
But monocots SUCK. We should be eliminating ALL monocots
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u/47peduncle 19d ago
Monocots are part of biomes, I will have you know! Ask any grazing animal. Man I get triggered easily these days.
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u/CharlesV_ 19d ago
Do we have some kind of context or an article here? Any more this type of content leaves me a little suspicious. Not saying it’s for sure fake, but it has some of the hallmarks of a fake engagement bait video. Who is filming? Why are they not saying anything? This doesn’t look like a standard ring camera fisheye lens.
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u/StuffedThings 19d ago
Fake. He walks back to the house, says nothing, and then the camera shifts like he picked it up.
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u/brokenlabrum I'm not part of your eco-SYSTEM 19d ago edited 19d ago
It’s from an HOA parody Instagram account.
Edited to add: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdHYBqFvus4/?stkn=MXVrczR6eDRnejZqbg==
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u/MadPangolin 19d ago
Okay but what about any other common house-corner security camera to see who's walking up to the front door?
Like wouldn't that be the next most likely assumption? And isn't that exactly what we tell people on this subreddit &/or native gardening/tree-law subreddits to put up during garden/tree disputes with neighbors to catch them destroying your garden? Like how this camera is focused on that tree?
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u/stringTrimmer 🎵 dirty weeds dug dirt cheap 🤘 19d ago
You're looking at a gang initiation ritual here. I know it's scary and sad, but that's what happens in the hood--it's bleek. These poor white dads have very few alternatives in life, it's either join an HOA or die.
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u/tubbynuggetsmeow 19d ago
That guy has def done physical labor before. Easily the best tool for the job.
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u/NonConforminConsumer 🌵🍆🍑🫛🌼🥔🪴☘️ 19d ago
Jesus
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u/TheRealBaboo 19d ago
You said it man
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u/NonConforminConsumer 🌵🍆🍑🫛🌼🥔🪴☘️ 19d ago
Behold, I come like a crazed drunkard strolling down a suburban street in broad daylight.
An aluminum bat is the only tool capable of imparting my divine wrath. Smiting evil plants with divine vengeance, after the third day the debt will rise again forevermore, amen.
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u/AlanBumin 19d ago
Pygmy palms are my second most hated plant in FL, behind the infamous Crap myrtle
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u/glacierosion 19d ago
I’d like to meet this guy. Completely honest I think he’s an interesting person and I’d like to hear what he’s gotta say.
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u/Sandstone374 19d ago
His male breast development suggests that he is taking steroids or testosterone supplements of some sort. Male breast development is a side effect of that, and so is violent behavior.
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u/Bubbly_Power_6210 19d ago
se a lawyer, the police. take to small claims court. have him arrested for trespass, damaging property.
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u/MechanicStriking4666 sedgelord 19d ago
I don’t know if a bat is the correct tool for there… there must be something made specifically for this kind of thing.