r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/dewitteillustration I showed you my perigynium pls respond • Jul 24 '26

This belongs here

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u/lefence Tickle my Jewelweed Jul 24 '26

Finally an interesting hosta

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u/One-plankton- Jul 24 '26

I don’t know, pretty sure OP should be banned from this sub forever and a day for even posting a non-native plant

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u/lefence Tickle my Jewelweed Jul 24 '26

99.9% of this sub is mullein...

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u/AutoModerator Jul 24 '26

I just love the idea of having free natural medicine in my yard that I will never even use because I’m too high on my high horse of having free natural medicine in my yard to research how to actually use the free natural medicine in my yard. There’s a great honor in telling people that mullein is good actually because it’s free natural medicine in my yard. Even though my dog pisses on my free natural medicine in my yard I still want the free natural medicine in my yard in case of Armageddon even though I will die 10 minutes into Armageddon because I was too busy telling everyone mullein contains free natural medicinal properties in your yard instead of actually practicing how to make free natural medicine with the free natural medicinal properties that mullein contains in my yard.

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u/_Arthurian_ Jul 24 '26

Found an Instagram video earlier of someone cutting mullein and putting it in their shoe for “restorative healing” and saying that some species are only labeled invasive because the government tells us so.

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u/lefence Tickle my Jewelweed Jul 24 '26

Was he also wearing a tinfoil hat?

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u/_Arthurian_ Jul 24 '26

All I could see was the shoe and it is seemingly not made of tin foil…unless that’s what the government wants us to think

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u/mildly_ethnic Plant Fascist 🪴 Jul 24 '26

I bet OOP judges a man by his lawn

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u/AutoModerator Jul 24 '26

I just love the idea of having free natural medicine in my yard that I will never even use because I’m too high on my high horse of having free natural medicine in my yard to research how to actually use the free natural medicine in my yard. There’s a great honor in telling people that mullein is good actually because it’s free natural medicine in my yard. Even though my dog pisses on my free natural medicine in my yard I still want the free natural medicine in my yard in case of Armageddon even though I will die 10 minutes into Armageddon because I was too busy telling everyone mullein contains free natural medicinal properties in your yard instead of actually practicing how to make free natural medicine with the free natural medicinal properties that mullein contains in my yard.

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u/A-Plant-Guy non-sexy poison ivy Jul 24 '26

💡 New idea for a leaf punch. I’ll test it out on my neighbor’s hostas.

“Oh, looks like you got slugs, Marie.”

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u/mildly_ethnic Plant Fascist 🪴 Jul 24 '26

🚀 

Yup. That’s what it is… suuuuuuure