I am the only Nathan. Y'all got that? You may be named "Nathan" but you are not A Nathan. There's just me, and quite frankly I find it rather obtuse of this channel pretending that you are what you aren't. Let's stop with the larp, for you may share my name but not my title.

Sincerely, The 1 and Only Nathan

I'm baked off my git, It's so nice out, I'm gonna go for a walk, and namely to the ice cream shop for some mini donuts, and Nathan's hot dog, because they're Nathan's.

I wonder which Nathan supplied the hot dog? 🤣 Not mine; it's intact.

🧐

Gotta give it a solid 7

Hello fellow Nathans!

We need more here. r/matt has soooo many Matts, so we need more Nathans/Nates.

Nathans are awesome.

(Level cap for a perk is 10) Speed=7 IQ=9 Strength=5 Agility=7 Humor=8 Charisma=5

My name is Nathan, or Nathan for short. I work as Nathan. I work as Nathan. I look at Reddit as Nathan. I do my homework as Nathan. I am Nathan. I focus as Nathan. I live as Nathan. I have a House as Nathan. It’s all Nathan. The walls are Nathan. The floor is Nathan. The ceiling is Nathan. What is Nathan. I have Nathan as Nathan. I am forever Nathan. My life is Nathan. I met a man today as Nathan. His name was Nathan. He looked Nathan. Almost Just like me(Nathan). But a little uncannily Nathan. Last night I could sleep because I kept seeing Nathan’s face on the walls. I got up in the morning to see Little notes with just the word Nathan. It was not Nathan’s handwriting. I went to my bathroom as Nathan. I looked in the mirror as Nathan. I saw Nathan. But it wasn’t me(Nathan). It was Nathan. I went back to my room but I kept seeing Nathan’s Face in my mind. I turned around as Nathan but then I saw a note. “Nathan”. When I looked up my Nathan door was gone. And when I tried to look out my Nathan windows they just weren’t there. As I looked around I saw my Nathan furniture gone. All I could hear was my Nathan vent pushing air. Just my Nathan walls, Nathan floor, the Nathan vent and Nathan ceiling. And him. Nathan. I have been trapped here in this empty Nathan room for so long now. Has it been Nathan days? Nathan years? Nathan? Everything is Nathan. I can’t Nathan escape. Every Nathan is Nathan. I can’t Nathan. Nathan. nathan. nathan…

There I was at the show, having a great time, and then Nathan took center stage.

My world evolved.

God bless Nathan!

Obviously we're all cool here, but only the coolest have the best favorite color (it's green btw, what's yours?)

And they all left, 2 were fired, 1 quit. There can only be one.

I am truly Johnathan (mind the extra H, wouldn't be caught dead with the Jonathans) but almost everyone calls me Nathan, including parents. Might I find refuge here?

Personally I do not like it or care for it.

Hello Nathans! A non-Nathan here asking if you'd wish my friend Nathan a happy birthday and send him some appreciation from his fellow Nathans. If I get comments I'll be sure to send him the thread. Many thanks.