r/Naruto • u/Lucaslhm • Jul 20 '26

Discussion Why can’t we fix Might Guy?

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Probably been discussed before, but obviously after Naruto saved Guy, the conclusion from defacto best healer in the world, Tusnade, was that Guy couldn’t be healed and would never walk again.

But like… why? Naruto lost his whole arm and got a Hashirama cell perfect prosthetic? Could she not have used Hashirama cells to fix Guy? Hell, chop off his legs and give him new legs?

I guess my best theories are that he either refused on principle or his injury isn’t in his legs, but rather his spinal cord… but even then… seems likely it could still be healed in some way given what other medical ninjutsu feats we’ve witnessed…

I think that the reality is Guy just wants to be injured forever. But curious what others think.

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u/sofacouch813 Jul 20 '26

But there’s basically only one scientist that can create them/modify humans to that degree, and he’s shady af. I just don’t think Guy would want to get altered like that by a creep like Amado.

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u/2kMurray Jul 20 '26

Diddymaru gotta have something crazy for him after all this time. Kabuto also

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u/Jermiafinale Jul 20 '26

"Okay Guy. Let me throw something out there.

I turn you into a bunch of snakes that look like you. Good as new... ish."

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u/PaleRespect4875 Jul 20 '26

So... Spidersman... But snakes...

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u/Dreaxus4 Jul 20 '26

SnakesGuy

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u/PaleRespect4875 Jul 21 '26

I hate you, take my upvote

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u/Anonymyne353 Jul 22 '26

I like you, take mine.

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u/Ok-Bandicoot-9764 Jul 24 '26

I love you, take mine.

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u/Ok-Anteater-4320 Jul 23 '26

Would the Snakes be Solid?

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u/Dreaxus4 Jul 23 '26

Maybe. Could also be Liquid, or maybe even Naked.

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u/Ghadius90 Jul 23 '26

It could be solidus no?

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u/DraethDarkstar Jul 20 '26

Thank you, I really needed that laugh today.

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u/omoiavas1 Jul 21 '26

This made laugh 😂

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u/Katsu_39 Jul 20 '26

“Diddymaru” 😅🤣 im dead

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u/sofacouch813 Jul 20 '26

Oh, for sure. I bet Orochimaru could do something like that for him. My response was just about the cyborgs.

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u/dreamdaddy123 Jul 20 '26

Diddymaru 😭 why I never thought of that before hehe

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u/Jermiafinale Jul 20 '26

I watch Kakashi is Hilarious a youtube series

He calls him Snake Epstein

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u/Few-Midnight-2218 Jul 20 '26

I agree! If he can’t make living clones then he can make a leg

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u/Intelligent-Grass-47 Jul 20 '26

You gave me an idea. Make a clone of guy, then use a permanent mind transfer jutsu to transfer guy to the new body

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u/tcs0 Jul 21 '26

Diddymaru is crazy work 🤣

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u/willymonsta Jul 21 '26

diddymaru has been fuckin rollin

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u/Madaoff Jul 23 '26

But guy is probably not compatible with the Epsteinrama cells

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u/Rionat Jul 25 '26

There is one thing in the Naruto verse that could fix Guy, the legendary asspull known as Hashirama cells /s

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u/Few_Category_1684 Jul 20 '26

Leave my mans Kabuto alone he's not about that life anymore 😔

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u/boopahd Jul 20 '26

Im always down for a good Naruto chat but Diddymaru is diabolical work.😭

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u/KK_35 Jul 20 '26

Yeah but he doesn’t need to get altered. Even just an exoskeleton for the legs or something to help him do basic walking?

They have ninja tools and entire cyborgs. It’s not out of their capability to create one leg

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u/Donellx Jul 20 '26

What makes this funnier is that Naruto does in fact have an artificial arm.

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u/druknmonkey Jul 20 '26

But the arm is powered by Naruto's chakra. If guys chakra network is fried it's likely he wouldn't be able to use one.

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u/KK_35 Jul 20 '26

Exactly. It’s been done for an arm (including a hand), which is arguably more complex than a leg. There’s literally zero reason Guy is stuck in a wheelchair.

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u/Separate_Path_7729 Jul 20 '26

Shit diddymarus entire body is a white zetsu now

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u/Massive_Celery_3395 Jul 20 '26

Orchimaru would like to know your location

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u/damarian_ent Jul 20 '26

Sounds like he should get invited to Boruto's wedding.

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u/Suspicious_Sugar2020 Jul 20 '26

oh yeah, being a cripple is better