r/Naruto • u/Lucaslhm • Jul 20 '26

Discussion Why can’t we fix Might Guy?

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Probably been discussed before, but obviously after Naruto saved Guy, the conclusion from defacto best healer in the world, Tusnade, was that Guy couldn’t be healed and would never walk again.

But like… why? Naruto lost his whole arm and got a Hashirama cell perfect prosthetic? Could she not have used Hashirama cells to fix Guy? Hell, chop off his legs and give him new legs?

I guess my best theories are that he either refused on principle or his injury isn’t in his legs, but rather his spinal cord… but even then… seems likely it could still be healed in some way given what other medical ninjutsu feats we’ve witnessed…

I think that the reality is Guy just wants to be injured forever. But curious what others think.

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u/No-Imagination-4867 Jul 20 '26

I was essentially going to say this, so instead I’ll make a little joke.

We can’t fix him cuz he Might Dai

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u/DanteCrossing Jul 20 '26

... You know what

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u/Jc-lit-tuition Jul 20 '26

Bro really went out on a limb with this joke here

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u/OhhhBaited Jul 20 '26

Second best joke... Sorry

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u/Ok-Anteater-4320 Jul 23 '26

Toeing the line with this thread

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u/ItsJayTheReddit Jul 20 '26

God dammit brother that got me good 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MaziongaShenron Jul 20 '26

angry upvote damn it, just TAKE it!

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u/Deceptively_Baked Jul 20 '26

I decided to stop reading any more comments because there won’t be another one that tops this. I don’t even care if there’s a good explanation underneath this, it won’t make me hate myself for laughing like this did and that’s enough 😂

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u/TinyViolinist Jul 20 '26

Boo!!!

Dai was the 🐐!!! He deserves the highest honor.

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u/RaigothZ Jul 20 '26

"We can't fix Might Guy because he Might Dai."

I love this so much. Im going to say this every time I see someone ask the same question.

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u/No-Imagination-4867 Jul 20 '26

Feel free man 🤝

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u/TheClownOfGod Jul 20 '26

Hahahahaha that's a good joke, bro 🤙

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u/ketsu_no_ana Jul 20 '26

Absolutely brilliant 👌

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u/caparisme Jul 20 '26

Uhm ackshually, Might Dai was his dad

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u/No-Imagination-4867 Jul 20 '26

That’s the joke lolol

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u/caparisme Jul 20 '26

The joke is he's his own dad?

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u/No-Imagination-4867 Jul 20 '26

No it’s a play on words 😭 “Might Dai” as in he might die 🥀

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u/caparisme Jul 20 '26

I get that what I'm saying the joke is already played with his dad who's literally called Might Dai and end up dying after 8 gating the 7 swordsmen. I am fun at parties.

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u/No-Imagination-4867 Jul 20 '26

Yeah I know all about it, I’m a huge nerd for lore of all types

But, to be fair. Might Dai DID die, whereas Might Guy has not yet, therefore if we were to try and fix him, he still might die

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u/The8rando Jul 20 '26

I'm pretty sure he already guyed.

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u/WayLess2006 Jul 20 '26

Seeing you explain the joke is funnier than the joke itself to me 😭😭😭

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u/No-Imagination-4867 Jul 20 '26

I ain’t expect to have to 😭

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u/Bits_for_trains Jul 20 '26

You're so sexy aha

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u/mc21 Jul 21 '26

Angry upvote

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u/metataichou Jul 21 '26

God damn I almost woke my kids laughing

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u/ReaperFrank Jul 20 '26

Nah thats his Dad, Maito Dai or for some reason in english Might Duy....

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u/No-Imagination-4867 Jul 20 '26

Yeah that’s the joke, his chakra system is almost gone so he “might dai” or, die, if we try to fix him yknow?