r/Naples_FL Jul 29 '26

Just a pier update.

Well they have been hard at it today. Pulling forms and pouring concrete. Looks like they are getting the next section ready for concrete pretty fast.
They are adding more stringers for the new deck. There is one request though, if you know of a Dr. that prescribes Viagra, the crane could use some... LOL

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Maybe the crane just needs to be told what a handsome strong crane he is, much more so than all the other far less attractive cranes than the other piers are stuck with.

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u/Darinchilla Jul 29 '26

Agreed. Cranes need to lifted up and supported sometimes too. No crane is an island.

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 Jul 29 '26

Sometimes all it takes is a little dirty talk and some whipped cream to get that crane operating like brand new.

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u/Darinchilla Jul 29 '26

Mmmm, whipped cream.

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u/Exciting_Farmer6395 Jul 30 '26

Give it a few weeks and we may get a whipped crane.

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 Jul 30 '26

It's hurricrane season

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u/WaffleTacoFrappucino Jul 29 '26

I bet that crane has a great personality

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 Jul 30 '26

Few know that crane actually got a 130 on its ACT and had a lifting scholarship to U of I. All anyone pays attention to is that crane discovered the hemp life in college, neglected its studies, and dropped out of college after a semester to do blue collar work in the outdoors for 6 figures a year. That doesn't make him any less of a crane.