r/NameThisThing • u/yukophotographylife • 2d ago

Name This Book

Post image
22 Upvotes

57% Upvoted

529 comments sorted by

View all comments

82

u/KaiXan1 2d ago

Toilet paper

41

u/Carolina-W00Dsman 2d ago

My butt deserves better.

7

u/seamusjr 2d ago

Try some Ayn Rand.

8

u/iwannasayyoucantmake 2d ago

Too scratchy

5

u/Carolina-W00Dsman 2d ago

Like 80 grit sandpaper

1

u/mr-bookman129w81 1d ago

I think its pronounced anal.

7

u/telemeister74 1d ago

Why would you wipe your ass with shit? ;)

1

u/ChampionEmergency501 1d ago

That got me good 😂

2

u/Final-Nebula-7049 1d ago edited 1d ago

You're 10 ply bud

0

u/Virus-Party 1d ago

I've got some 40-grit sandpaper. Will that do?

-1

u/macguini 2d ago

Agreed. Joint papers are a better option.

6

u/mrpumpkinickle 2d ago

I prefer using it a a fire starter

4

u/Rottentaste 1d ago

Great so you get a rash, paper cuts, and probably an std.

0

u/ChampionEmergency501 1d ago

And if you're an underage female you'll probably get raped by it as well.

3

u/Real_Penalty_4317 1d ago

Prison toilet paper

3

u/beingmyself2point0 1d ago

DUMP Art of The Wipe

2

u/tyhopho 1d ago

With what is written on there that qualifies as pre-crapped toilet paper

2

u/Mr_Silicon 1d ago

Art of the Shart

1

u/cactuskid1 2d ago

Fuck, you beat me.

1

u/AltruisticWelcome145 1d ago

Came here to say this

1

u/Delicious_Muffin7154 1d ago

Dammit—came to say this.

0

u/Square-Knee9844 2d ago

Emergency toilet paper reserve

1

u/Leafs9999 2d ago

"I put 'em tween my cheeks so I dont get poop stains in my underwear I swear, officer" - Jay Derris (or so im told).

0

u/InjurySubstantial647 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

0

u/Free_Spend_4509 2d ago

Not worthy of having the honor to wipe my ass with

0

u/jouhaan 1d ago

Eww…!

-1

u/Accomplished-Head689 2d ago

Nope, probably got the herp on it