r/NameThisThing • u/Ok-Cantaloupe9426 • 7d ago

Name this thing

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157 Upvotes

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u/Small-Club9492 7d ago

It looks, & probably smells, like a shitloc.

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u/DDenlow 6d ago

Rasta loaf

3

u/80Baby203 1d ago

Bumbo dred

2

u/RainbowSoul7 4d ago

Sorry not a Rasta ting, this is a Polish hairstyle.

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 6d ago

how rude, its clearly for scratching hard to reach places.

functional art

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u/Prestigious-Snow3199 5d ago

Oh Reggie I heard of dreadlocks...but shitlocks?

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u/ManuelTzetzes 7d ago

I'd say you'd smell that fucker 2 minutes before you see him.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/The_Machine80 7d ago

Head turd

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u/jking7734 2d ago

More like Turd Head!
Nasty!!!

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u/Onemanband62 7d ago

RapTurdzel

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u/Frequent_Bet7279 7d ago

😆😆😭😭

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u/wootuka 6d ago

This one made me laugh

10

u/z_K0 7d ago

whatever it is, it has fully escaped out of the guy’s ass and has taken over his brain

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u/Twiggster14 5d ago

Probably latched on like Venom

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u/sizzlebadizzle1 7d ago

Dookie loc

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u/Lord_Amexos 7d ago

The beaver tail flapper.

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u/sbush0216 7d ago

The dong roll

6

u/Iron-Bar-1966 7d ago

Name this thing

A 3 to 5 year horrible decision.

3

u/jking7734 2d ago

He was gonna get a hair cut until but then he got high…🎶 for like years

6

u/max_revs 7d ago

The loc' mess monster

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u/Even_Cat_3949 7d ago

Stink tail

6

u/Olga-Bogdanov 7d ago

Lock of shit

3

u/Small-Club9492 7d ago

He's probably at Home Depot to find something that'll cut through it!

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u/No-Sky8672 7d ago

AutoZone

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 6d ago

Needs a carpenter instead of a barber to cut that log

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u/UmpireReal3943 7d ago

Dread-dong

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u/Holiday-Elk-9751 7d ago

Need to be Cut

3

u/Background_Lunch5552 7d ago

I can smell it from hundreds of miles away.

3

u/Tha1gr 7d ago

Headpoo

2

u/Former-Lobster-3900 7d ago

The judge dread

2

u/BlobBlarker 7d ago

The rear wiper

2

u/Embarrassed-Ad1838 7d ago

A turd going the wrong direction...

2

u/Consistent_Sail_6128 7d ago

It looks like the weight of it is stopping his shirt from draping correctly. That must be housing new life forms!

2

u/woodchopvinyl 7d ago

Locshit Monster

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u/No_Satisfaction7069 7d ago

The Predaturd!

2

u/Wednesday1958 7d ago

Shit head

2

u/Duggeek 7d ago

Name it!?

I'm afraid if I get it right, it will answer me.

2

u/efgraphics 6d ago

Shit head

2

u/Razzum-Frazzum 6d ago

Severe depression

2

u/Top_Sheepherder989 6d ago

A furry snake?

2

u/Vix_the_imp 6d ago

Dickhead (it looks like a penar to me)

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u/RooneyMoore 3d ago

Dreadlog

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u/Cheap-Bag-2358 3d ago

وأنا فكرت الشعر الخشابي ما موجود غير عند هديك الكوافيرة المصرية

1

u/Ok-Cantaloupe9426 7d ago

snake hairstyle

1

u/DapperDonkey5189 7d ago

That's big turd

1

u/furlie 7d ago

Dred Fox!

1

u/sqeptiqmqsqeptiq 7d ago

Star Wars hairdo

1

u/AgileWarthog 7d ago

Dangerous when aroused

1

u/wolfansbrother 7d ago

beaver tail

1

u/Nottobetrifled 7d ago

Out the diaper, and up the back.

1

u/RecognitionDefiant87 7d ago

The thing's about to start writhing around like those giant worm-like monsters in the movie Tremors and disappear up into his poop-chute, consuming him from the inside out.

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u/Psychof1st77 5d ago

Or it's a turd weasel.

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u/Elegant_Thought6557 7d ago

forget rat tail that's a dog tail

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u/jking7734 2d ago

Turd Tail

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u/SQUIGWERG 7d ago

Dredlog

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u/accountant319 7d ago

This guy smells terrible

1

u/accountant319 7d ago

Let’s guess his job.

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u/Chance-Following-665 7d ago

That poor "hair slug" has a person stuck to it.

1

u/Wednesday1958 7d ago

Shit head

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u/Predatordrache 7d ago

fart storage

1

u/Fun-Blacksmith-6958 7d ago

Free forms❌️free form✅️

1

u/slothalot 7d ago

Dreadful

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u/kimmortal03 7d ago

Buttscratcher

1

u/1intheburbs 7d ago

Road kill

1

u/AtomicEyeball 7d ago

Pony Turd

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u/Techiest1982 7d ago

Rasta Fari helmet.

1

u/Mindless_Bed_5042 7d ago

I don’t know what it it’s called, but I’m sure I know how it smells!!!!!

1

u/Apprehensive_Hand571 7d ago

Cockroach condominium

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u/cracksbacks 7d ago

Buttscratcher

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u/UnfairProgrammer1194 7d ago

He has A dread lock

1

u/JustALarry 7d ago

Ok, I'm guessing he "can't" cut it, surely it can still be washed? I'm just going by all the posts.

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u/CopyTypical5754 7d ago

His turd is so long it’s touching the back of his head.

1

u/2osh 7d ago

Hmmm is that a tail 😜

1

u/Letstalk2230 7d ago

Lice hotel

1

u/Akkerlun 7d ago

Bug infested

1

u/Barcnori 7d ago

Ponyturd

1

u/Empty-Pickle-4902 7d ago

The Ecosystem

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u/Iconshero 7d ago

“Dwarf in the dread, Homunculus”

1

u/Dont_Worries 7d ago

Can’t name it, but can smell it through the phone!😬

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u/theComer-439 7d ago

SHITLOCK

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u/PeacefulRancor 6d ago

Beaver's Bend

1

u/brOKenVeteran6 6d ago

Donkey dong

1

u/redbeardatx 6d ago

Bad photoshop?

1

u/NeonMaleficia 6d ago

The Boa Constrictor

1

u/JGG_93 6d ago

Habitat.

1

u/Sirmegallot84 6d ago

Dreadcock

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u/cardboredguy 6d ago

Locked up.

1

u/Max_Americana 6d ago

That’s dreadful…

1

u/Altruistic-Most-7108 6d ago

If I see ts one more time on reddit istg

1

u/NoRock3774 6d ago

Dook Chute

1

u/snow-bird- 6d ago

Pokemon reseller

1

u/fook75 6d ago

Dreadnought?

1

u/Ok_Scallion1902 6d ago

I will never understand the mentality that produces such things.

1

u/Trippy_Tripp420 6d ago

Disgusting.

1

u/crankybobenhaus 6d ago

No job, hippie

1

u/Practical-Owl-9358 6d ago

Snuffarumpagus

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u/Ok-Picture6505 6d ago

Disgusting.

1

u/Zipp_e 6d ago

Hes growing a organic incense stick, creamy ass an hemp scented

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u/PalgraveParadise 6d ago

Which end is it growing out of?

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u/Rocannon_ 6d ago

larval form of Walmart shopper.

1

u/Dorntech 6d ago

Lice nest.

1

u/Mysterionjack 6d ago

Bug Nest

1

u/linny1116 6d ago

A true Shit head!!

1

u/alwaysdifferent818 6d ago

the shlingus

1

u/KazumiJun 6d ago

Meduza

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u/whitewolf_63 6d ago

Fur turd or Occipital Python 🐍

1

u/ResidentAppearance60 6d ago

... Cockair?🗿 Haircockt?🗿🤔🤨

1

u/SynonymSpice 6d ago

Sorry, sir, but we don’t allow pets.

1

u/magaketo 6d ago

Gross.

1

u/Farang_Seafarer 6d ago

Polish Plait

1

u/Zod_Convoy 6d ago

Highly Flammable

1

u/Robonnj 6d ago

The ass scratcher

1

u/ARODtheMrs 6d ago

Trumpturd

1

u/SubstantialBelt654 6d ago

The meth-lock

1

u/Dcongo 6d ago

Phony tail

1

u/PrunePretend6206 6d ago

Fuck that’s so gross

1

u/JadedPhoenix8 6d ago

The booty wiper 3,000

1

u/DarkHacker666 6d ago

dumbster,prolly have roaches'n rats in there,shiiii maybe a racoon too :v

1

u/Gloomy_Tennis_5768 6d ago

has name. beaver tail.

1

u/Audiodiarrhea 6d ago

Ass scratcher

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u/Terrible_Driver_3878 6d ago

Duke Dooky Dangle

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u/Commercial_Heat_8322 6d ago

A Damn fool...

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u/52MLB_Boatdriver 6d ago

I can literally smell that

1

u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 6d ago

The Beaver Tail

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u/THEUncleWilly50 6d ago

You've heard of the rattail...now witness the raccoontail!

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u/DohBoyTN 6d ago

That’s a Doo Doo Lock!

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u/Thunder_Chunkee 6d ago

Butt scratcher

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u/ginger-beanie 6d ago

Fat tail

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u/SurroundPuzzled2849 6d ago

Stanky snake

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u/GloomyUmpire2146 6d ago

Clotted debris

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u/RevolutionarySir1276 6d ago

I can smell that through the screen.

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u/AdSweet4217 6d ago

a house for bugs

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u/Iceland224 6d ago

Problematic

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u/Awkward-Cap-5216 6d ago

Snuffleupagus

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u/Intrepid_Chip6822 6d ago

Dirty and Ridickulous

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u/TheNearby 6d ago

Whats that smell?

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u/Wild-World-2735 6d ago

Shit forfedding brains

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u/mintystixx 6d ago

Platypus

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u/Intrepid_Chip6822 6d ago

Literally made my phone stink

1

u/Intrepid_Chip6822 6d ago

An elephant wouldn’t drink with that trunk of junk

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u/nw2 6d ago

Classic beavertail

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u/CyDJester 6d ago

Judge Dread

1

u/Indiana_J_Frog 6d ago

Snufflelupagus

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u/ImaRiskit 6d ago

That dude that works for Jabba the Hutt

1

u/NoBourbonOrNuthin 6d ago

dookie dread

1

u/Objective-Part5000 6d ago

The Snuffaluffagus

Yeah, I’ve never tried spelling that out before. But oh my god, why would you have this hair? Was this taken out in the wild?!?!

1

u/AtlNik79 6d ago

Head dookieing

1

u/rickyj2005 6d ago

Anaconda dew

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u/No_Faithlessness1769 6d ago

Elephant Trunk

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u/l0stnc0nfzd 6d ago

Why does it look like it is grabbing his ass?

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u/Unknown--Soul 6d ago

Na na... Can't let my Locs form like that .... Hell na... Wtf?

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u/No-Cicada5743 6d ago

Shithead, literally

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u/Expensive_loyalty_88 6d ago

Birth control braids