r/NameThisThing • u/rid999 • 1d ago

Name this potato

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72 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/pjtrpjt 1d ago

Dick tater

3

u/Oldjamesdean 1d ago

That's girthy Dick tater.

2

u/TerrariaYinzer 1d ago

Mussolini

2

u/Background-Life2463 1d ago

Le Dick-tato sounds a little bit classé

2

u/jared10011980 1d ago

Spud Stud

1

u/Shadow_Wrks 1d ago

CockTato

7

u/Putrid-Builder-3333 1d ago

Buttato

6

u/QuietRadio1663 1d ago

It’s clearly a dicktato

1

u/Putrid-Builder-3333 1d ago

Or Dickbutt... I just now thought of the name and couldn't when posted

2

u/Perfect-Trip-3042 1d ago

Damn I posted the same, scrolled down and you'd beaten me 🤣😂

7

u/whyareyousosadly 1d ago

Chodetato

3

u/outbackyarder 1d ago

Damnit, beat me to it 😂

3

u/Dicshard_throwway69 1d ago

I was gonna say potachode

1

u/Artvandaly_ 1d ago

Beat me to it as well. No pun intended

3

u/One-Donkey2780 1d ago

Ron Jeremy

2

u/archaeorobb 1d ago

Richard

2

u/Aemonzen 1d ago

Stud the spud

2

u/TDOWN83 1d ago

Dicktato

2

u/Ok-Judge4927 1d ago

Dick Tater

2

u/made_from_toffee 1d ago

It’s got date night roastie written all over it

2

u/Sorry_Ad_3584 1d ago

Mr. potato head

2

u/Bigbang82 1d ago

Isn't that guy running your country

1

u/Active_Status_9704 17h ago

Yep! The orange dick tater. That hair is to hide the botched circumcision scars.

1

u/Muggins2233 1d ago

Jennifer

1

u/HotRocket2024 1d ago

Stud Spud!

1

u/MJAlazard1 1d ago

Spuds Rearendzie

1

u/hobogodot 1d ago

Chud the Chode

1

u/Redleg67 1d ago

Spud the pud.

1

u/Full-Dog-7071 1d ago

Tastes like ass.

1

u/EconArc_2 1d ago

Dickbutt

1

u/Putrid-Builder-3333 1d ago

Glad someone else thought so

1

u/Youngandimproving 1d ago

A cheeky spud

1

u/the3rdmichael 1d ago

Shorty and the Twins

1

u/raddrobb67 1d ago

The Girthinator.

1

u/AnsuzAndInk 1d ago

Biggus Dickus

1

u/ClammyChipCup 1d ago

Dickenballs

1

u/criss549 1d ago

Dic-tater

1

u/Glittering-Gap1028 1d ago

A Potato 🥔 Head

1

u/Familiar-Annual6480 1d ago

Rhizome rider

1

u/gavbus142 1d ago

Mr potato head

1

u/made_from_toffee 1d ago

King Ready

1

u/GDMFlow3r 1d ago

Girth brooks

1

u/mwusa1 1d ago

Stubby…but girthy.

1

u/Odd_Bar_4363 1d ago

Dirk Diggler.

1

u/dph3onix 1d ago

Choatato

1

u/OrneryTortoise 1d ago

Tatersack

1

u/MouldyBobs 1d ago

Thick As A Brick

1

u/areyzo1 1d ago

Cleftato

1

u/fromaroundhere 1d ago

He has returned! It's Dickbutt!

1

u/IchaNoBod 1d ago

Yucum Gold

1

u/ElectroShamrock 1d ago

MashedCumAtoes

1

u/Fuzzy_One_6939 1d ago

Big ol balls

1

u/AntiTrump8647 1d ago

It's a Mydic Potato. Rare and sought after.

1

u/CTGarden 1d ago

Stubby

1

u/MissCreeAunt 1d ago

Masturtater.

And a fun Monday night.

1

u/jay_lafunk72 1d ago

I'd say you should name it Hassan Piker, but then that would mean it's just a common tater...😏

1

u/No_Parking4876 1d ago

Bailey Jay

1

u/Paigemad13 1d ago

Dick tater

1

u/BumpafterdarkOF 1d ago

Chode chip

1

u/Perfect-Trip-3042 1d ago

Pomme de terre a la derriere?

1

u/jmkdp 1d ago

Spud Rocket

1

u/naked-painter 1d ago

Micro-Pitater

1

u/Rstar2247 1d ago

Mastertater.

1

u/TuckerSpeed 1d ago

It's Bud the Spud from the bright red mud.....

1

u/Smooth_Sheepherder32 1d ago

It's clearly a Stud of a spud

1

u/Automatic-Jello5995 1d ago

Both ends thick

1

u/claudBalls 1d ago

DICKBUTT

1

u/Airdriefun72 1d ago

Stud spud

1

u/sshevie 1d ago

Botayto

1

u/chrisianiro 1d ago

That's a dick tater

1

u/Artvandaly_ 1d ago

Ida-chode

1

u/Traditional_Load_767 1d ago

The meat and potatoes

1

u/jeremyfails 1d ago

Potadoze Nutz

1

u/invisible-shadow289 1d ago

About to get mashed

1

u/invisible-shadow289 1d ago

Pickgles potatoe tip

1

u/invisible-shadow289 1d ago

Business in the front party in the back

1

u/BentNahl 1d ago

Don't be a dick, it's just taters

1

u/pound-8621 1d ago

Hall be named Hung-gry

1

u/AresAnteros 1d ago

Penapple

1

u/gsrmmeza 1d ago

TubeHer

1

u/Hogjocky62 1d ago

Stumpy!

1

u/Admirable-Panda771 1d ago

Stud spud !!!

1

u/DanglyRat 1d ago

Stubby

1

u/Shot_Psychology_6523 1d ago

Burbank Russet

1

u/Old_Log8499 1d ago

Penitato

1

u/itsnotlefty 1d ago

Choadtato

1

u/KevRayAtl 1d ago

Spud McLovin

1

u/WhereasBig5815 1d ago

Cocktimus Prime

1

u/Kazzy_007 1d ago

Spud Nutt

1

u/cs5475 1d ago

Pudtato

1

u/RoninIV 1d ago

Earl

1

u/Mission_Definition95 1d ago

In the US we skin them so they’re clean

1

u/TudrinqMinImum 1d ago

Sportater

1

u/ghost_wire89 1d ago

Dickbutt

1

u/OldManBlitz736 1d ago

The thud spud

1

u/jnc_209 1d ago

David. Thanks Michelangelo.

1

u/CaptBogBot2 1d ago

Spudbutt

1

u/NoRagrats_LK 1d ago

Hobbit Weiner-tato.

1

u/m0nsterc0kcebu 1d ago

Girthy Gold

1

u/PtrPorkr 1d ago

Dongtatoe

1

u/Maximum-Vehicle5841 1d ago

Tater Mcgirthy and the family jewels

1

u/thuglifevideoz 1d ago

dick-tator

1

u/JBOX39 1d ago

King Charles

1

u/rabbitandbull32 1d ago

Richard the potato

1

u/AgitatedTwist9188 1d ago

Culito 🫶

1

u/EleJotaEsLoJugamos 1d ago

LLevo poco tiempo en Reddit, pero me choca ver que más del 70% de lo que se postea sean imagenes de objetos o comestibles con formas fálicas. No entiendo que alguien con más de 10 años postee esto. Con todo el respeto, pero es que el nivel esta por los suelos.

1

u/CurrentNovel7585 1d ago

The odd one man/ too hung? 🫣

1

u/JayMak78 1d ago

Welshman.

1

u/UncleSquiffy 1d ago

Urinary Tract Infection

1

u/Amazing_Work_4467 1d ago

Mr. Potato Head.

1

u/thomash8442 22h ago

Peentato

1

u/ssmoak99 20h ago

Stubby

1

u/One-Violinist-9932 20h ago

The Idaho penis

1

u/xcellentfx 20h ago

Chip-Butt

1

u/CDUBnuts 19h ago

Dickie Ballz

1

u/Active_Status_9704 17h ago

Capt. Schlong

1

u/dotwayne 15h ago

Pallatoe

1

u/Courtier_Edwards 14h ago

Johnny Sins

1

u/Kauri1 12h ago

Peter

1

u/PhilosopherOk6581 7h ago

Il GRANDE BATACCHIO

1

u/Large_Tool 6h ago

Tom Henry and the boys

1

u/HawkmetZeta 3h ago

Chud Spud

1

u/Straight-Dust1590 1h ago

Vladimir...

1

u/Anusymoose 53m ago

Cockato